MILF + Hot Daughter = Fantastic!

[spideyboy_1111]

I expected that kind of humor from Jag! But, anyway, you know its true! During the Clinton era people would be giving me a high five for this.

people were alot more ignorant then... (or there was just more ignorant people then)

 

[jaguarr]

I never used Bill Clinton as a moral compass. I used him to point out that he has more defenders than me.

Turn the country's record deficit into a surplus, introduce some awesome social programs and improve foreign relations and then we'll talk.

jag

 

[Catman]

Turn the country's record deficit into a surplus, introduce some awesome social programs and improve foreign relations and then we'll talk.

jag

Oh I see how it is! I'm sure if Drakon had slept with a MILF and her daughter everybody would be saying, "you're the da man, Drakon!" "u ma hero!"

 

[jaguarr]

Oh I see how it is! I'm sure if Drakon had slept with a MILF and her daughter everybody would be saying, "you're the da man, Drakon!" "u ma hero!"

Nope. I'd be giving him the same grief I'm giving you.

jag

 

[Catman]

Nope. I'd be giving him the same grief I'm giving you.

jag

I doubt it. I should ask Drakon to do a thread like this a year from now as a social experiment.

 

[jaguarr]

I doubt it. I should ask Drakon to do a thread like this a year from now as a social experiment.

What part of what you did just not being cool doesn't really sink in for you?

jag

 

[Catman]

What part of what you did just not being cool doesn't really sink in for you?

jag

I never said it was cool. Its simply a lifestyle choice. Some people just don't care for relationships and prefer to simply have fun. Many people here judge even though many have probably be in similar situations.

 

[jaguarr]

I never said it was cool. Its simply a lifestyle choice. Some people just don't care for relationships and prefer to simply have fun. Many people here judge even though many have probably be in similar situations.

Ummm...noooo, you touted it as being something to brag about there, Rocky Balboa.

jag

 

[OverMyHead]

You know what I think?

I think Catman is Blind_Fury.

Oh snap!

 

[Catman]

You know what I think?

I think Catman is Blind_Fury.

Oh snap!

Oh s--t! I've been caught!

 

[Catman]

Ummm...noooo, you touted it as being something to brag about there, Rocky Balboa.

jag

Whats wrong with a little bragging?! We all do it!

 

[OverMyHead]

Sin, my friend. Sin.

 

[jaguarr]

Whats wrong with a little bragging?! We all do it!

Nothing wrong with a little bragging...as long as it's brag-worthy.

jag

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Nothing wrong with a little bragging...as long as it's brag-worthy.

jag

I sharpened TWO pencils today!

 

[JLBats]

I never said it was cool. Its simply a lifestyle choice. Some people just don't care for relationships and prefer to simply have fun. Many people here judge even though many have probably be in similar situations.

But it was her mother

 

[Catman]

I sharpened TWO pencils today!

Sometimes I forget, but you always remind me that you're the best SHH member EVER! t:

 

[Fledermaus]

I can't believe a thread called MILF + Hot Daughter = Fantastic has gone 12 pages congrats jag.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

Sometimes I forget, but you always remind me that you're the best SHH member EVER! t:

Sarcasm...always tugs me at the heart! :heart:

 

[JLBats]

I can't believe a thread called MILF + Hot Daughter = Fantastic has gone 12 pages congrats jag.

Um, dude, because it's been a fascinating little melodrama which has ended in the totally debauched Catman-Mother pairing

 

[Fledermaus]

There's nothing better than a little Catman Mother pairing. I wish Catman would come over and f**k my mom.

 

[JLBats]

There's nothing better than a little Catman Mother pairing. I wish Catman would come over and f**k my mom.

You weren't going out, so's all's cool. All's cool.

 

[Catman]

it's been a fascinating little melodrama

I aim to please!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Normally I don't like talking about my personal life on the Hype but there are exceptions. lol.

Well, anyway, I don't know if all the Pizza Huts around the country do this. . .but anyway. . .the Pizza Huts at Miami have a buffet at Noon.

Normally, I don't really have time to eat lunch since I'm busy at work. Today was an exception. I had some free-time and went to eat lunch. Unforunately it was by myself since everyone else at work was busy but whatever.

I sit at my table and at the table in front of me there are a mother and daughter. Both SUPER hot. Like you have no idea! I just had to make some contact. When I saw the daughter get up to go to the buffet area and I followed her. I saw this pregnant woman getting some food so I saw that as my chance to say something to the hot daughter. I said to her, "the baby must be hungry." Yes, it's corny! But, I had to say something. Then, we started chit-chatting a little. I made some jokes and she laughed. Then, she says, "I see you're alone. Wanna join us?" I said "yes" but my brain was thinking "YES!!!" So, I sat with them and it was a little ackward at first I'll admit but soon I discovered the girl is 19 and going to college. She's attending FIU which is where I graduated from not that long ago. So, from that moment on we spend most of the time talking about school. It was a nice chat. Then, I started talking a little bit to the mother. Turns out she's a single mother. I said, "I see" but my brain my thinking, "THANK YOU." lol.

Well, anyway, after lunch the hot daughter gave me her phone number. So, later tonight I'll call her and ask for a date this Friday or Saturday. And, I don't know how. . .but I have to find a way to have sex with both of them! They are just THAT hot! So wish me luck and give me some suggestions, damn it!


EDIT:

Now, I know what John Kerry must be going through. I did NOT mean a mother/daughter threesome. That would be weird. Sorry if thats what you thought I meant.

I had a similar experience at my job. I sell cars, and I had this hispanic lady come in to help her daughter buy a car. They were both really hot also. Anyway, I can speak a little spanish, but I'm not fluent, although I know what people are saying, I'm not that strong speaking it. They were kind of flirting when I was working with them. When I took them on the test drive in the car, I over heard the mother talking to the daughter who was riding along in spanish. Then I heard the mother saying something along the lines of "let's tie the salesman up and have our way with him if he can make the deal happen." I didn't say anything at that time. When we got back to the dealership, I made the deal happen and sold them a new car. As I was standing outside of the dealership making the delivery I asked the mother in English "so, are you gonna tie me up now?" She turned red as a coke can when I asked that. We had a good laugh from it.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I had a similar experience at my job. I sell cars, and I had this hispanic lady come in to help her daughter buy a car. They were both really hot also. Anyway, I can speak a little spanish, but I'm not fluent, although I know what people are saying, I'm not that strong speaking it. They were kind of flirting when I was working with them. When I took them on the test drive in the car, I over heard the mother talking to the daughter who was riding along in spanish. Then I heard the mother saying something along the lines of "let's tie the salesman up and have our way with him if he can make the deal happen." I didn't say anything at that time. When we got back to the dealership, I made the deal happen and sold them a new car. As I was standing outside of the dealership making the delivery I asked the mother in English "so, are you gonna tie me up now?" She turned red as a coke can when I asked that. We had a good laugh from it.

thats actually pretty funny...