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[Panthro]

THE COMEDIAN: "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

JOKER: "I know you... you're dead! We killed you!! We killed you!!!"

 

[Ash J. Williams]

"The Toecutter -- he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, germ, and watch the kid lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!"

 

[Panthro]

"The Toecutter -- he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, germ, and watch the kid lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!"

Nice use of Mad Max there Ash.

THE COMEDIAN: "Do you find me sadistic?"

THE COMEDIAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby."

 

[Panthro]

SALLY JUPITER: "What do you want?"
THE COMEDIAN: "My face on the $ one dollar bill."
SALLY: "You must be joking."
COMEDIAN: "Do I look like I'm joking?"
SALLY: "Well..."

SALLY JUPITER: "What do you want?"
COMEDIAN: "Oh, a little song, a little dance. Batman's head on a lance."

THE COMEDIAN: "Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

THE COMEDIAN: "It's as though we were made for each other - Beauty & The Beast. But if anyone else calls you 'Beast', I'll rip their lungs out."

 

[Panthro]

THE COMEDIAN: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"

LAURIE: "Dad, do you want an Asprin?"

COMEDIAN: "Don't touch!"

THE COMEDIAN: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

 

[Panthro]

SILK SPECTRE: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."

Joker: "How?"

Batman: "We'll kill the first born male child in every household."

Joker: "Hmmm, too Jewish."

 

[wiegeabo]

Batman: "I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."

Joker: "How?"

Batman: "We'll kill the first born male child in every household."

Joker: "Hmmm, too Jewish."

HAHAHAHA.

Perfect.

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

DR. MANHATTAN: "Those who will not live by the Law shall DIE by the Law!"

 

[The Navigator]

OBI-WAN: I see my cut has improved your voice!

 

[The Navigator]

INDY: Okay, that's enough of this king-fu s**t.

 

[Doctor Jones]

VADER: So, Lone Star, I see your shwartz is as big as mine!

 

[Panthro]

INDY: Okay, that's enough of this king-fu s**t.

Hehehehe, what's that from?

THE COMEDIAN: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
SALLY JUPITER: "But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

 

[Jack Bauer]

Live Free or Die Hard.

DOCTOR: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

 

[wiegeabo]

LOL. His expression works perfectly with hearing the news.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Thanks wiegeabo I'm sure that film will have cap worthy shots.

 

[Panthro]

SALLY JUPITER: "Del, why did you kiss my ear?"
COMEDIAN: "Why are you holding my hand?"
SALLY: "Where's your other hand?"
COMEDIAN: "Between two pillows."
SALLY: "Those aren't pillows!"

THE COMEDIAN: "I like to keep this handy for close encounters."

 

[The Navigator]

JOKER: "Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake!

"Blue steel?

"Ferrari?

"Le Tigra?

"They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHING!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Genius, I tell you!

Pantrho, your Aliens reference was EPIC! Hicks is THE man.

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake!

"Blue steel?

"Ferrari?

"Le Tigra?

"They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHING!"

Bwahahahahahaha, great use of Zoolander there Rabbit!

Thanks Jones.

 

[Panthro]

SALLY JUPITER: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
COMEDIAN: "But of course youare."
SALLY: "Plenty O'Toole."
COMEDIAN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

THE COMEDIAN: "We make our stand now, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper."

 

[kedrell]

THE COMEDIAN: "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast!"

 

[Panthro]

THE COMEDIAN: "Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up! You see this? This is my boom-stick!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

THE COMEDIAN: Another glorious day in the core, Marines!