Monkeys trained in taekwondo attack their trainer

[terry78]

Tell your friends about me.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html

 

[Mister J]

Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film."

At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.

This may be the best thing I've read all year.

Mr Hu said: "He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack."

**** that ****. Where's PETA when you need them? These monkeys should be lauded like the finely trained warriors they are ...and possibly outfitted with Kevlar, capes and masks so eastern China can feel a little safer at night. No one monkeys around with the Monkeymen.

 

[Motown Marvel]

oh god i need video!

 

[Downhere]

Video needed!

 

[Firm]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkeys.

 

[Moridin]

This is even better than the drunk, present stealing child!

But seriously, where's the one bystander with the camera phone when you actually want them??

 

[Watson]

 

[Arc-Light]

This made my day, that pic alone had me lol for a good 10 minutes. I agree we need video ASAP.

 

[Alex The Great]

Those monkeys will save us from the apocolypse, I gauruntee it

 

[[A]]

There's so much WIN in this picture

 

[SuperFerret]

There's so much WIN in this picture

Seconded.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Wait... I'm confused. What causes someone to train a monkey Tae Kwan Do?

 

[Timstuff]

I thought that Kim Possible taught us that no good will come from creating monkey ninjas?

 

[Majic Walrus]

I thought Kimpossible was a show for 8-11 year old girls.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Monkey see......Monkey do.

 

[Timstuff]

I thought Kimpossible was a show for 8-11 year old girls.

Kim Possible is awesome. Don't be dissin'!

 

[Manic]

Kim Possible is awesome. Don't be dissin'!

BOOYA! [/Ron Stoppable]

 

[Alex The Great]

BOOYA! [/Ron Stoppable]

I official degrade you of your manlyness

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I love how all those people are just watching that guy get beaten by his monkeys.

 

[Manic]

I official degrade you of your manlyness

Well boo hoo.
Kim Possible is a fun cartoon.

 

[terry78]

I love how all those people are just watching that guy get beaten by his monkeys.

It's better than watching him beating his monkey.

Oh no I di'ent!

 

[TheDreamMaster]

It's better than watching him beating his monkey.

Oh no I di'ent!

Hahahahahaha!

Looks like this time



his monkey beat him.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[SuperFerret]

I was hoping that that joke wouldn't have made it here. Thank you for ruining my whole evening DreamMaster.

 

[[A]]

I don't know what's more pathetic: the CSI Miami jokes......or the series itself

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I was hoping that that joke wouldn't have made it here. Thank you for ruining my whole evening DreamMaster.

I just ran with terry78's joke. t:
Besides, if THAT ruined your whole evening, I cannot imagine how uneventful it was already.