Most disgusting way to eat something

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  1. teseract Registered

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    Hiya guys and gals,

    What's the most digusting, sick way you know how to eat something?

    I personaly think it's how you eat Ortolan.

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    "[...] The eating of the ortolan has ethical eating groups baying for blood. First, it is caught with a net in the forest. Taken alive, its eyes are poked out and the bird is put in a small cage. It's then force-fed oats, millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Then the bird is drowned alive in fine cognac. Then, it's roasted whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Once it reaches the table, a napkin is placed over the eater's head. The technique of eating the ortolan is to put the whole bird into the mouth, with only the beak protruding. Here sadism mingles with masochism. The first taste as you crunch on the bird is the brandied flesh and fat. Then, the bitterness of the guts follow and finally, as the tiny, delicate bones are being chewed on, they will lacerate the diner's gums, with the salty taste of the bleeding gums mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. Chewing the ortolan takes approximately 15 minutes [...]

    source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_Bunting
     
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    Winner of unexpected thread of the day.

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  4. bullets bang bang

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    You know there are a million different ways to eat a reeses peanut butter cup . WTF! One of them has to be gross.
     
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    you win...:(
     
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  10. Yurka Let The Games Begin!

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    I could not write a more f***ed up way to eat something. :down

    :vomit:
     
  11. PLAS Registered

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    eating something, anything through the nose must be gross
     
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    I would tenderize the ortolan until it was a gelatinous goo, then snort it into my throat, hawk it up like flem, chew it and then swallow it again.

    Thats the only way to enjoy ortolan.
     
  13. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    Fraguas is actually more disgusting.
     
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    I hate people that smack, or eat with their mouths open. No one wants to see or hear you eat your food. Its called manners, use them! Oh and don't eat birds like that.
     
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    having someone eat something. they **** it out. then u eat their ****... YUMMY!
     
  16. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Grossest way I can think of to eat anything is to puree it and take it as an enema. Campbell's....MmmMmMmm...possibilities.

    jag
     
  17. bell110 Drunk on Capitol Hill

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    What's the point of gouging out it's eyes?
     
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    As far as I know, when it's blind it looses its sense of day and nighttime and starts to constantly eat till it grows reaaaally fat
     
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    they like eating eyeballs. trust me eyeballs and fava beans, u can't go wrong.
     
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    That. Is. AWESOME!!!
     
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    With all my heart, with all my heart...I wish some giant bird aliens would invade Earth and treat these French freaks as human Ortolan.
    That would be so sweet.
     
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    McDonalds in on it's way. They have the fattening part down.
     
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    The French are just that big of 3 Stooges fans.
     
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    I want to see a remake of Hitchcock's The Birds, only set in France and titled Ortolans' Revenge.
     
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