Most/Least Satisfied Woman/Man in the Marvel Universe,....

[Varient]

Inspired by the Namor Sue thread,... and one post in the "Scarlet Witch just because" thread. My top five in order:

1. Sue Richards
2. Scarlet Witch
3. She Hulk
4. Katherine Pryde
5. Mary Jane Watson-Parker.

 

[Zoken]

What about Jessica Jones? She was with Scott Lang and now she's gettin' some Luke Cage

 

[Caliber]

Black Widow would seem to be the most satisfied because who hasn't she done.

 

[gambitfire]

i would have to say MJ Numero uno

 

[Jack & Daniel]

1 - Sue Richards: just imagine what can do Mr Fantastic in certain moments
2 - Kitty Pride: same as above, with Colossus...
3 - MJ: if everything for Parker is proportionate, then...
4 - Scarlet Witch: well, considering that she can alter probabilities, she can use her power in maaaaany ways
5 - She Hulk: sincerily I dubt she can be satisfied so easily!

 

[Doombringer]

Think your forgetting that Wanda has had an android husband... i dont even wanna know what setting Vision goes in with Wanda. Drills her like a jack hammer no doubt.

 

[ssj wolverine]

I am surprised that Vision hasn't broken her in half.

 

[Varient]

What about Jessica Jones? She was with Scott Lang and now she's gettin' some Luke Cage

No,... she would be in the thread: Most content Woman in the Marvel Universe.

Based on the events in her own title,... and in the two that followed her up to new avengers,.. she has found contentment in one man who has yet to let her down,... has been there without her asking, who "did the right thing" by being there for her pregnancy, who wanted HER,... not a regular scheduled booty call.

Granted peace, and knowledge of what sort of person she was with, (Cage is no boyscout - but his sense of right and wrong puts him on that level.), Jessica is probably the most content woman in addition of being in the top twenty as far as most satisfied,... you need and invulnerable man to properly thump a mostly invulnerable woman.
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Rant over.

 

[Varient]

Black Widow would seem to be the most satisfied because who hasn't she done.

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(smile)
She would be in the thread: Most undercover-**** in the Marvel Universe,.. because for all the men she has done,... she's been descreet(sp), and low key about it.

 

[Varient]

1 - Sue Richards: just imagine what can do Mr Fantastic in certain moments
2 - Kitty Pride: same as above, with Colossus...
3 - MJ: if everything for Parker is proportionate, then...
4 - Scarlet Witch: well, considering that she can alter probabilities, she can use her power in maaaaany ways
5 - She Hulk: sincerily I dubt she can be satisfied so easily!

Heh.
Sue richards has the Ultimate sex toy at her command when she can drag it out of it's lab,.. I'm surprised she can walk and speak in complete sentences.

Scarlet witch W/O using her powers had the next best thing in an Syntezoid that was anatonically correct(sp), with the endurance of a vibrating piledriver. Her,.... I was surprized she could focus enough to whammy anything outside the bedroom.

Kitty had it so good from peter that she phased involuntarily through the bed, through the floor to end up naked behind the couch in the break room of the X-mansion.

MJ I have on my list because she endures alot of stuff to stay with Peter Parker and his powers even on a bad sex day probably drive her up the wall and across the ceiling.

She Hulk?
Well I'm remembering her run with Juggernaut where they Trashed a room doing the deed.

 

[Varient]

i would have to say MJ Numero uno

Eh,... agree to disagree,... She is in my top five though.

 

[Darren Daring]

3 - MJ: if everything for Parker is proportionate, then...

This is so creepy. What, are spiders really good lays or something?

 

[Galact-Gal]

Inspired by the Namor Sue thread,... and one post in the "Scarlet Witch just because" thread. My top five in order:

1. Sue Richards
2. Scarlet Witch
3. She Hulk
4. Katherine Pryde
5. Mary Jane Watson-Parker.

She Hulk should be #1 because her husband is now a STARGOD!!! And covered with lovely fur, to boot! Of course she got hauled off to participate in Eros' trial on Titan; but once she gets home....t: .

 

[Dr.Doom]

Kitty had it so good from peter that she phased involuntarily through the bed, through the floor to end up naked behind the couch in the break room of the X-mansion.

WHAT!?!

 

[XwolverineX]

Sue, lol, I'm sure you can guess why.

 

[Zeu]

She Hulk?
Well I'm remembering her run with Juggernaut where they Trashed a room doing the deed.

And THIS is the main reason why i think Wonder Woman should have a GOD, not just a puny human who she can squish into paté during an involuntary spasm.

Someone who can bang a demiGoddess all the way to Jupiter and back.

As for the MU, I´d LOVE to see Dagger get some good lovin´from Cloak but the guy comes off as a bit of a glaciar.....

 

[Mr. Walters]

She Hulk should be #1 because her husband is now a STARGOD!!! And covered with lovely fur, to boot! Of course she got hauled off to participate in Eros' trial on Titan; but once she gets home....t: .

She admitted that she felt nothing for him after Eros' trick wore off. Only Pug can satisfy her now.

 

[gambitfire]

This is so creepy. What, are spiders really good lays or something?

Agility and Flexibility it's all about technique.

In which case, Reed is too technical

 

[Jack & Daniel]

Heh.

She Hulk?
Well I'm remembering her run with Juggernaut where they Trashed a room doing the deed.

didn't know about this! Well, evidently they needed to move their bodies!!!

 

[Sloth7d]

I would say Wasp, but the negative far outways the good there.

 

[3dman27]

How So?

 

[Parker]

Hank beats her.

 

[Dr.Doom]

didn't know about this! Well, evidently they needed to move their bodies!!!

what?

 

[Galact-Gal]

Hank beats her.

No, he doesn't. He hit her one time. Now that is certainly one time too many, but some people carry on as though he did it every day and twice on Sundays. Or maybe you're thinking of Ultimate Hank.

 

[Parker]

No, he doesn't. He hit her one time. Now that is certainly one time too many, but some people carry on as though he did it every day and twice on Sundays. Or maybe you're thinking of Ultimate Hank.

I knew Ultimate Hank Pym was worse, but I thought he was prone to recurring domestic violence in the 616-verse, too.