Movie Quote Pickup Lines

[Orko Is King]

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

"You tlkin to me?"

 

[SuperMonkey]

explain plz

 

[SuperMonkey]

oh, I get it. sorry

"Are you felling lucky, punk?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I'll be back"

 

[Ash J. Williams]

"Hail to the king, baby!"

 

[mrsparkle]

"Can I get any of you C*nts a drink?"

 

[JTStarkiller]

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I dooooo.... that defines me."

 

[Danalys]

"you've got a real purty mouth"

 

[arachnid-guy]

" I like your sleeves....they're real big!"

 

[Jerry!]

"No time for love Docta Jones!"

 

[Shuley]

"i'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars!"

 

[Mee]

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

 

[Immortalfire]

"I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat."

 

[Darthphere]

"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!* "

Sex?

 

[C.F. Kane]

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

 

[Eggyman]

'I could eat a peach for hours.'

 

[LeChuck]

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle."

 

[Mee]

"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!* "

Sex?

"I'm glad you're with me. Here at the end of all things."


"Come Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!"


"What's taters eh?"


LOTR is a goldmine.

 

[LeChuck]

"I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you. "

 

[Fledermaus]

"So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds."

"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my ass#ole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your f#ckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and f#ckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your ti#ties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to f#ckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob ****ed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."

 

[muertevilla]

"So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds."

"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my ass#ole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your f#ckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and f#ckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your ti#ties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to f#ckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob ****ed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."

IM WATCHING THAT RIGHT NOW! *que creepy ren and stimpy music*

"So..you're him huh? The avenger. The killer of killers....Nice outfit....Not to sure about the face."

 

[CFE]

"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen."

classic

CFE

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

"i've come to fix the sink"

 

[Immortalfire]

"Resistance is futile."

 

[Mee]

"Resistance is futile."

Haha


"Make it so, baby."

 

[CFE]

"Blow it back to God."

CFE