Movie scenes that must have happened.

[Guts]

I got the idea for this thread after watching the cracked after hours video "The 10 Most Secretly Ridiculous Moments in Classic Movies". The movies that they discuss are The sound of music, Footloose, The Godfather, The Dark Knight, Etc.
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In the Dark Knight Rises, Batman gives Gordon a flare and he tosses it on the ground which lights a flaming bat on the bridge. The scene that must have happened was Batman hanging off of that bridge with a can of gasoline and a brush drawing a bat on a bridge.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

How come superheroes never have to take a piss or a dump while they're on the job? You know batman1 would be into those deleted scenes….

 

[Guts]

How come superheroes never have to take a piss or a dump while they're on the job? You know batman1 would be into those deleted scenes….

Iron Man 2 was more realistic than any thing that Nolan has ever done.
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[CyclopsWasRight]

Scenes of Iron Man freaking out when first having to deal with the trapped feeling when locked inside the MK II suit. When the hud goes down we see he only has two physical slits to see out off.

Having your head encased in that must freak you out for a good bit

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

How come superheroes never have to take a piss or a dump while they're on the job? You know batman1 would be into those deleted scenes….

I know. We need more toilet scenes in movies. Taking a crap is natural, people...it happens more often than sex.

But people are so uptight.

 

[Guts]

Even though it's a tv show and not a movie, we got to see Billy Bob Thornton take a crap on Fargo.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Even though it's a tv show and not a movie, we got to see Billy Bob Thornton take a crap on Fargo.

Awesome. Was it realistic or just typical Hollywood BS? I hate bad sound effects when people take a dump in movies. Most of the time it sounds like someone's making fart sounds with their mouth.

 

[Guts]

It was just a single plop.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

 

[gwynplaine]

I know. We need more toilet scenes in movies. Taking a crap is natural, people...it happens more often than sex.

But people are so uptight.

Boy, do I have a movie for you lol, it's called "Street Trash."

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Stop taking pictures of my toilet, Gwynplaine I'm going to clean it someday.

 

[Schlosser85]

There is a virtual missing movie inside The Dark Knight Rises of Bruce's incredible adventure making his way, penniless, from the Middle East (?) back to Gotham and infiltrating a city in lockdown.

Also from The Dark Knight, I'd like to see how The Joker recruited these guys and somehow convinced them this is a good career move.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

There is a virtual missing movie inside The Dark Knight Rises of Bruce's incredible adventure making his way, penniless, from the Middle East (?) back to Gotham and infiltrating a city in lockdown.

Also from The Dark Knight, I'd like to see how The Joker recruited these guys and somehow convinced them this is a good career move.

And how he got the bombs on the boat.

 

[Lord]

Darth Vader probably has a hard time in the toilet, he has probably been interrupted in there due to some sudden attack or transmission directed to him.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

But...does he have a butt at all?

 

[Lord]

That reminds me, when does he eat? He would have to do so without the people working for him seeing.

 

[gwynplaine]

Stop taking pictures of my toilet, Gwynplaine I'm going to clean it someday.

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[Goshdarn Batman]

That reminds me, when does he eat? He would have to do so without the people working for him seeing.

Easy. He drinks his food through a tube. The food is under his cape.

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Reading on the toilet. Realism!

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

Skynets examination and research into building accurate male wangs for their Terminators

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Skynets examination and research into building accurate male wangs for their Terminators

Interesting. Many Terminators are modeled after steroid-abusing bodybuilders, right? And we all know what happens downstairs if you use steroids.

They don't need to waste a lot of tissue on Terminator wangs.

 

[Guts]

There is a virtual missing movie inside The Dark Knight Rises of Bruce's incredible adventure making his way, penniless, from the Middle East (?) back to Gotham and infiltrating a city in lockdown.

Also from The Dark Knight, I'd like to see how The Joker recruited these guys and somehow convinced them this is a good career move.

And how he got the bombs on the boat.

And the hospital.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

And how he got the scars.

 

[Guts]

He thought his razor was his toothbrush and he made up the stories about his dad and a wife to make it less embarrassing.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

 

[Guts]

In Jurassic Park the Lost World, a cargo ship containing a T-Rex crashes into the docks and everyone on board has been ripped apart. You probably think that a dinosaur got loose and killed everyone on board, but the dinosaur on board doesn't actually escape until someone picks up the controls from a dead guy and presses the button to open the doors. The movie scene that is missing is one detailing who or what savagely killed those people.