Movies You Wish Were Never Ever Made

[Octoberist]

Where to begin...

The Matrix trilogy
Napolean Dynamite/Nacho Libre
LOTR
Transformers
ANY ryan reynolds movie
Star Wars Episode I
X-Men 3
The Blade movies
Epic Movie, all of the Scary Movies, Date Movie, etc
White Chicks, Little Man, etc
The Spiderman trilogy
The Saw movies
ANY Kevin Smith movie
ANY movie where people get "served" or "step up"
Fight Club
ANY PG-13 rated "horror" movie from the past decade

...that's all I think of right now...

Why Fight Club?

Im just curious because I too love cinema and that movie in particular influenced me.

My taste in movies has changed due to it, and I respect film as an art form. I mean, I saw your other list of movies that you like and they're infact good. I'm just wondering why Fight Club?

 

[matthooper]

Why Fight Club?

Im just curious because I too love cinema and that movie in particular influenced me.

My taste in movies has changed due to it, and I respect film as an art form. I mean, I saw your other list of movies that you like and they're infact good. I'm just wondering why Fight Club?

He's a troll. He puts on movies just to get a reaction.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

He's a troll. He puts on movies just to get a reaction.

Who are you talking about?

 

[byte19]

every movie in the past 75 years!

 

[byte19]

seriously.....

the uwe boll franchise must die!!
AVP
elektra
epic movie (pretty much all those crap flick after scary movie 2)

 

[byte19]

oh, and dungeons and dragons!!!! fuuuck that!!!!!

 

[Donnie Darko]

The only ones I can really think of off the top of my head are the Matrix sequels. I say this not only because I really disliked them, but also because the taste those movies left in my mouth kind of tarnishes my view of the original film, which is amazing and by itself would probably be one of my favorites. However, whenever I think of it, I think of the unnecessary and pretentious sequels.

 

[Kakihara]

He's a troll. He puts on movies just to get a reaction.

No. I'm just honest. I don't like Fight Club because there are several conflincting ideas in it. Brad Pitt and Ed Norton also come off as whiny juvenile teenagers at times too. Also, how is it that one man starts a brutal "rennaisannce of machismo" by beating himself up in a parking lot? I've seen a homeless bum beating himself up once and it didn't make me want to forsake my consumer goods. The film also tries to act too cool for its own good. And how is Ed Norton's character rid of Tyler by shooting through his cheek?

 

[Octoberist]

No. I'm just honest. I don't like Fight Club because there are several conflincting ideas in it. Brad Pitt and Ed Norton also come off as whiny juvenile teenagers at times too. Also, how is it that one man starts a brutal "rennaisannce of machismo" by beating himself up in a parking lot? I've seen a homeless bum beating himself up once and it didn't make me want to forsake my consumer goods. The film also tries to act too cool for its own good. And how is Ed Norton's character rid of Tyler by shooting through his cheek?

This is interesting thread. I respect your opinion and all, but the topic of 'movies you wish never ever made' is probably more personal than say 'movies that you didn't like'.

I guess it just deals with the time and space continuum, and the Butterfly Effect.

I don't know if Fight Club acts too 'cool' for its own good, but to each his own. I still think Fight Club is probably the most influential and best movies that came out of the late 90s..

 

[rizzo51]

Bridge to teribithia.... I will never get those hours back...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Movies I wish were never made in no particular order -

Star Wars prequel trilogy
Batman & Robin
Catwoman
Fantastic Four (really did not due the characters justice)
The Harry Potter film adaptations (again, not doing the books justice)
Escape From LA
Daredevil
Elektra
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (a real slap in the face to the first two films)
Pretty much all Rocky sequels after 2
Superman Returns
King Arthur
Die Another Day
The Highlander sequels
28 Weeks Later

 

[nocomics]

The only ones I can really think of off the top of my head are the Matrix sequels. I say this not only because I really disliked them, but also because the taste those movies left in my mouth kind of tarnishes my view of the original film, which is amazing and by itself would probably be one of my favorites. However, whenever I think of it, I think of the unnecessary and pretentious sequels.

heh, I can see ur view on this. Matrix first came out everyone was like "Whoa",then after the 2 sequels ppl are like "ehhh"..
There are alot of movies that should never of been made but have...
Friday 13th pt5-jasonX
Nightmare on Elmstreet pt4+
Halloween Pt2+
Alone in the Dark
Elektra
House on Haunted Hills
Jaws 3-4
PoTC pt3
Spiderman 3(i wanted a action movie,not a 'chorus line')
Ghost Rider(currently the way it is,it sux'd imo)
Dungeons and Dragons
Pathfinder
The Crow 3/4
The Cave
Terminator 3(in its current form)
Step up/You got served(sure these kids got talent,but I kindof hate these movies)
Spoof movies in general(some are entertaining,but most are crapfests)

*these are just the ones off top of my head.Some of these I wish they would reboot the series or something.....

 

[pwl4life]

Rocky Balboa
Butterfly effect 2
Cruel intention 2+3
American pie presents Band Camp, The naked Mile, and Beta House
Deuce Bigelo: European gigelo
X3
Terminator 3
Wild Things 2+3
Catwoman
Steel
MIB 2
Star Trek 5 + Insurrection
Mortal Kombat: annihilation
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Adams Family reunion
All dogs go to heaven 2
Cinderella 2 + 3
Santa Clause 2+3
Little man
Elektra

 

[shapeshifter]

Walk Hard
American Beauty
The Patriot
the fear
jeepers creepers 2

 

[thejon93]

Any movie starring a WWE superstar(except The Rundown, I enjoyed that film)