My boss loves the toilet

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  1. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    I swear, the man cannot stay out of the bathroom. He can't even step out of the office to hand me a note, email, whatever without heading down the hall to the pot. He's had customers waiting in the lobby to talk with him walk out because he was on the potty.
    About a month ago, the toilet was really clogged, so much that I had to post an "Out of Order" sign on the door.

    The next day he came in, and as usual went in that direction and yelled at me "What's this mean???!!". I explained what it was, and he had one of the saddest looks I have ever seen. :csad:

    My co-workers and I are at point of timing him when he goes in there, to see if he can beat his record of longest-time-in-bathroom which currently stands at 48 minutes. One trip. I kid you not.

    Either he has a real problem, or the office toilet is his La-z-Boy rocker. I dunno, I'm kind of concerned.
     
  2. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    he might be a sex addict and as such he nips in there for a sneaky ****
     


  3. perhaps he is Thermo man.

    :o
     
  4. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    :lmao:

    He might be . . . you know?! :D

    Edit: you said 48 mins -- out goes my theory :o
     
  5. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    :lmao:

    Maybe he has an Inlarged Prostate.
     
  6. union_jak Licky licky

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    Maybe some of your co-workers are giving him laxatives every so often and forgot to let you in on the prank.
     
  7. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    :sniff: tidal wave in ... erm some country far away
     
  8. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Potty time seems to be genuine, as there tends to be quite a stink when he emerges....leaving the door wide open so we all get a whiff. Rrrrr :cmad:
     
  9. Kmack Cheers!

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    I was thinking this lol.
     
  10. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    I have a friend that goes poo 6 times a day.
     


  11. Thats some serious fibre.
     
  12. oakzap425 Registered

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    ...:( Stop making fun of regular poopers. :down
     
  13. Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    What you should do is when you see him head towards the bathroom, start talking to him (about stuff like weather, sports, small talk). Go in with him and continue talking and don't stop until he leaves the bathroom.
     
  14. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    wuh-OAH.




    whoa.
     
  15. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Egad. :wow:
     
  16. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    Do you work for my boss?
     
  17. oakzap425 Registered

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    There is nothing wrong with going poo 6 times a day!
     
  18. Kmack Cheers!

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    Your friend must be the size of a toothpick.
     
  19. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Colitis ftw.
     
  20. oakzap425 Registered

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    what the hell is that?
     
  21. LegendaryCaleb Registered

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    i thought of this scene when i read this for some reason
    [YT]kl0bmyxHzrc[/YT]
     
  22. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    This is what I'm reduced to...Lesbian Slumber Party's a ghost town...the Hype is dead/boring.
    Active threads....Boss poos forever, delicious clam/mussel/oyster poo...

    This is the internet today. :(
     
  23. oakzap425 Registered

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    What's wrong with Lezzy Sleep overs? :up:
     
  24. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Colitis, a digestive disease characterized by inflammation of the colon.
     
  25. oakzap425 Registered

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    ...:( Are one of the symptoms pooing every time you eat?
     

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