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  1. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    I swear, the man cannot stay out of the bathroom. He can't even step out of the office to hand me a note, email, whatever without heading down the hall to the pot. He's had customers waiting in the lobby to talk with him walk out because he was on the potty.
    About a month ago, the toilet was really clogged, so much that I had to post an "Out of Order" sign on the door.

    The next day he came in, and as usual went in that direction and yelled at me "What's this mean???!!". I explained what it was, and he had one of the saddest looks I have ever seen. :csad:

    My co-workers and I are at point of timing him when he goes in there, to see if he can beat his record of longest-time-in-bathroom which currently stands at 48 minutes. One trip. I kid you not.

    Either he has a real problem, or the office toilet is his La-z-Boy rocker. I dunno, I'm kind of concerned.
     
    #1 Immortalfire, Jan 16, 2008
  2. Captain_BluTac

    Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    he might be a sex addict and as such he nips in there for a sneaky ****
     
    #2 Captain_BluTac, Jan 16, 2008
  3. ROBOCOP CPU001

    ROBOCOP CPU001 Guest



    perhaps he is Thermo man.

    :o
     
    #3 ROBOCOP CPU001, Jan 16, 2008
  4. Eggyman

    Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    :lmao:

    He might be . . . you know?! :D

    Edit: you said 48 mins -- out goes my theory :o
     
    #4 Eggyman, Jan 16, 2008
  5. SuBe

    SuBe Voluntaryist

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    :lmao:

    Maybe he has an Inlarged Prostate.
     
    #5 SuBe, Jan 16, 2008
  6. union_jak

    union_jak Licky licky

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    Maybe some of your co-workers are giving him laxatives every so often and forgot to let you in on the prank.
     
    #6 union_jak, Jan 16, 2008
  7. Captain_BluTac

    Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    :sniff: tidal wave in ... erm some country far away
     
    #7 Captain_BluTac, Jan 16, 2008
  8. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Potty time seems to be genuine, as there tends to be quite a stink when he emerges....leaving the door wide open so we all get a whiff. Rrrrr :cmad:
     
    #8 Immortalfire, Jan 16, 2008
  9. Kmack

    Kmack Cheers!

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    I was thinking this lol.
     
    #9 Kmack, Jan 16, 2008
  10. chamber-music

    chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    I have a friend that goes poo 6 times a day.
     
    #10 chamber-music, Jan 16, 2008
  11. ROBOCOP CPU001

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    Thats some serious fibre.
     
    #11 ROBOCOP CPU001, Jan 16, 2008
  12. oakzap425

    oakzap425 Avenger

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    ...:( Stop making fun of regular poopers. :down
     
    #12 oakzap425, Jan 16, 2008
  13. Spidey-Bat

    Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    What you should do is when you see him head towards the bathroom, start talking to him (about stuff like weather, sports, small talk). Go in with him and continue talking and don't stop until he leaves the bathroom.
     
    #13 Spidey-Bat, Jan 16, 2008
  14. Wilhelm-Scream

    Wilhelm-Scream Avenger

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    wuh-OAH.




    whoa.
     
    #14 Wilhelm-Scream, Jan 16, 2008
  15. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Egad. :wow:
     
    #15 Immortalfire, Jan 16, 2008
  16. Showtime

    Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    Do you work for my boss?
     
    #16 Showtime, Jan 16, 2008
  17. oakzap425

    oakzap425 Avenger

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    There is nothing wrong with going poo 6 times a day!
     
    #17 oakzap425, Jan 16, 2008
  18. Kmack

    Kmack Cheers!

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    Your friend must be the size of a toothpick.
     
    #18 Kmack, Jan 16, 2008
  19. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Colitis ftw.
     
    #19 Immortalfire, Jan 16, 2008
  20. oakzap425

    oakzap425 Avenger

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    what the hell is that?
     
    #20 oakzap425, Jan 16, 2008
  21. LegendaryCaleb

    LegendaryCaleb Superhero

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    i thought of this scene when i read this for some reason
    [YT]kl0bmyxHzrc[/YT]
     
    #21 LegendaryCaleb, Jan 16, 2008
  22. Wilhelm-Scream

    Wilhelm-Scream Avenger

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    This is what I'm reduced to...Lesbian Slumber Party's a ghost town...the Hype is dead/boring.
    Active threads....Boss poos forever, delicious clam/mussel/oyster poo...

    This is the internet today. :(
     
    #22 Wilhelm-Scream, Jan 16, 2008
  23. oakzap425

    oakzap425 Avenger

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    What's wrong with Lezzy Sleep overs? :up:
     
    #23 oakzap425, Jan 16, 2008
  24. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Colitis, a digestive disease characterized by inflammation of the colon.
     
    #24 Immortalfire, Jan 16, 2008
  25. oakzap425

    oakzap425 Avenger

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    ...:( Are one of the symptoms pooing every time you eat?
     
    #25 oakzap425, Jan 16, 2008
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