My family's baby is a racist.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Today I was sitting down to some breakfast, when Ben(who is 4 months old) somehow got into the kitchen. My Mother was making an ol brew. We were discussing a taxi driver who said a racist remark ''I want McCain to win, because I don't want to see a black man becoming president''. Everytime I used the term racist, Ben would smile and his eyes would light up. I looked at Ben, pointed to him and said ''Are you a racist?'' He seemed to get even more excited. I got right in Ben's face and I called him a racist and I left. I can't believe he is a racist at such a young age.

Here is a picture of Ben

Spoiler

Help me, I don't know what to do!

 

[Ronny Shade]

punch him in his cute face


side note: lol

 

[Eggyman]

Dude, I'm not sure how to break this to you. Your family's baby is a cat.

 

[UA-Archangel]

Dude, I'm not sure how to break this to you. Your family's baby is a cat.

Assuming the miracle of modern science, it's really a half-cat, half-human.

 

[DeaDheaD]

and apparently a racist half-cat half-human

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This is some omen type situatuon!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Is he racist against dogs?

 

[bunk]

What is an ol brew?

 

[DeaDheaD]

Is he racist against dogs?

chihuahuas? (sp?)

 

[Eggyman]

It's Irish talk for injecting crack.

 

[bullets]

I'm racist against cats

 

[RockSP]

We were discussing a taxi driver who said a racist remark ''I want McCain to win, because I don't want to see a black man becoming president''.

Heh heh. Why does some dude in Ireland care if the president is black in the U.S.?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

It's a known fact that ALL cats are racist.

 

[kane9321]

kill all cats

 

[I Am The Knight]

OK. Now probe him about misogyny!

 

[Ronny Shade]

ew. probe.

 

[Sentinel X]

HAHA! Leave him, racist cats are the best!

However I remeber my neighbor had a racist dog, it would growl and bark whenever a black person came by...it was pretty weird

 

[Majic Walrus]

Are cats and dogs really races? Wouldn't you be a specieist?

 

[Shemtov]

HAHA! However I remeber my neighbor had a racist dog, it would growl and bark whenever a black person came by...it was pretty weird

i think dogs brought up around whites think blacks are not human.
isnt that how the original racism developed? people saw how african people look different and thought thwy werent human?

 

[RockSP]

isnt that how the original racism developed? people saw how african people look different and thought thwy werent human?

LOL @ "original racism". So no one is racist toward asians or latinos?

 

[November Rain]

send him some 4 yr old black booty, that'll sway his mind...

 

[Shemtov]

LOL @ "original racism". So no one is racist toward asians or latinos?

ok black racism.
u know ive always found it a problem that theres the terms chauvinism and anti-semitism and yet blacks litinos and asians are gruoped as racisr i prpose 3 new words:
anti-Negrist
anti-sinotic
and anti-hispanicists

 

[Eggyman]

Sounds like you came up with a lot more than three new words.

 

[I Am The Knight]

ok black racism.
u know ive always found it a problem that theres the terms chauvinism and anti-semitism and yet blacks litinos and asians are gruoped as racisr i prpose 3 new words:
anti-Negrist
anti-sinotic
and anti-hispanicists

Funniest thing I've read all day!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Sounds like you came up with a lot more than three new words.

this post made me go check the user CP to make sure we were friends