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[moraldeficiency]

I go to the marvel boards and they have this challenge to us anti OMDers to:

http://www.marvel.com/blogs/Spider-Office/entry/1295

Your assignment today...use these three unrelated thoughts in an argument about why the current Spider-Man run is the worst comic you've ever read.

-Tupperware
-The Original Movie Soundtrack of Grease
-MTV Sports host Dan Cortese.

You can start the debate here on an another message board. Post links.

Best one gets an e-mailed poem from Brennan.

Good luck,
-Wacker


So I give it a try using all three of my nondamaged brain cells and come up with this masterpiece:

Ode to the Fallen Hero
[Peter Parker]
Summer lovin' had me a blast

[Joey Q]
Summer lovin' happened so fast

[PP]
I met a girl crazy for me

[JQ]
Spider-Marriage makes unhappy

[Both]
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those awkwardly forced retcons

[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh

[New Avengers]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Clint Barton]
Did you get very far?

[Jessica Jones]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Spider-Skrull-Queen]
Is Dan Cortese still a star?

[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

[PP]
She came by me, she got in my heart

[JQ]
Marriage and Mexican food, makes me fart

[PP]
I saved her life, she nearly died

[JQ]
He showed off, shouldn’t have tried

[Both]
Marriage done, something's begun, but uh-oh those awkwardly forced retcons

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[Heroes for Hire]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Black Cat]
Was it love at first sight?

[New Avengers]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Hank Pym]
Did she put up a fight?

[Everyone]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh

[PP]
Took her around, laid my heart bare

[JQ]
this character’s progress, frozen tuperware

[PP]
We made out had us a kid

[JQ]
SAY NO MORE! Keep that all hid.

[Both]
Responsibility fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those 105 year old ladies

[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

[New Avengers]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Jackpot]
But you don't gotta brag

[Heroes for Hire]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Daredevil]
My memories now a drag

[Everyone]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH

[JQ]
He got friendly, responsible and cool

[PP]
I got forced into a deal, now I’m a tool

[JQ]
He was stupid and childish and vain

[PP]
Now my life’s been hit by a train

[Everyone]
Woah!

[Both]
Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those awkwardly written retcons

[Everyone]
woo, woo, woo

[Heroes for Hire]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Colleen Wing]
Why did you throw it away?

[Thunderbirds]
Tell me more, tell me more

[Zombie Captian America]
For this Brand New Day?

[JQ]
It turned colder - that's where it ends

[PP]
So I told her we'd still be friends

[JQ]
Then we made our true love vow

[PP]
Though I don’t know anything now

[Both]
Heroic dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those awkwardly forced retcons....

[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me more!


And then I log back in today to find:

http://www.marvel.com/blogs/Spider-Office/

The Winner...moral_d
permalink2008-09-30 12:00:58
No doubt about it moral_d wins. Your editor loves song parodies....and "Summer Lovin'".

(Personal note: If you were in the Vista, California area in 1985 then you'll know how Doody was supposed to be played.)

Brennan will write you a poem with 5 words of your choosing (keep it clean).

-SW



Conclusion: I rock.

 

[carnageehw]

That was pretty great.

Here's mine:

BND is so bad a I puked into a tupperware full of Grease: The movie soundtrack CDs. Dan Cortse came along and said "Damn, son, that's a lot of puke."

 

[carnageehw]

But seriously though, the fact that this is one thier website is making me hate Marvel. And I'm thier biggest fan. They suck. Seriously.

 

[moraldeficiency]

I'd rather stuff like this, then them just banning anything anti OMD or deregatory.

 

[carnageehw]

I'd rather stuff like this, then them just banning anything anti OMD or deregatory.

Maybe I'm getting the wrong tone from it, but it seems pretty condesending.

If it's all in fun, then yeah, it can be fun. But with all the other comments from marvel, it just seems as if the're trying to make others look dumb.

I guess I can give them denefit of the doubt....

 

[moraldeficiency]

Maybe I'm getting the wrong tone from it, but it seems pretty condesending.

If it's all in fun, then yeah, it can be fun. But with all the other comments from marvel, it just seems as if the're trying to make others look dumb.

I guess I can give them denefit of the doubt....

I was more thinking that now they acknowledge us boycotters and even made up a game with a prize. Now sure it was slightly condescending and some of the people totally bit and just ranted like psychos, but the trick is to not do that stuff, don't get offended or overly passionate, if they poke fun at you laugh (cause we're all pretty ridiculous in our own special ways) and poke some back. The idea of rational people that can take a joke and don't simply curse Joe Q's name, people that are buyers and fans (not fanatics) boycotting something they'd love to read but will ride this out for as long as it takes.... that's the bad prospect for them.

Plus it's hard for me to directly hate on these guys cause wacker is by all accounts a great editor and the brain trust are pretty great writers for the most part. I just wish I could see what they could do without the lead weight around their necks.

 

[Spider-Jay420]

And then I log back in today to find:

http://www.marvel.com/blogs/Spider-Office/

The Winner...moral_d
permalink2008-09-30 12:00:58
No doubt about it moral_d wins. Your editor loves song parodies....and "Summer Lovin'".

(Personal note: If you were in the Vista, California area in 1985 then you'll know how Doody was supposed to be played.)

Brennan will write you a poem with 5 words of your choosing (keep it clean).

-SW



Conclusion: I rock.

Nice job Moral D, That was awesome. You do Rock!!

 

[Blader5489]

Now do one to Lazy Sunday.