Naked couple die after falling off roof of 4-story building

[Dope Nose]

http://www.thestate.com/136/story/97081.html

Two naked people dead after 4-story fall in downtown Columbia
From Staff Reports

Two people died early this morning after they apparently fell off a four-story building across the street from Finlay Park, Columbia police say.

A taxi driver found a man and a woman in their early 20s - neither wearing any clothes - lying in the street in front of the building in the 900 block of Laurel Street, police spokeswoman, Sgt. Florence McCants said.

The victims were alive when rescue workers arrived at the scene, McCants said, and were taken to Palmetto Richland, where they were pronounced dead a short time later.

"It appears as if the two individuals were on the roof and could have accidentally fallen off the roof, onto the street," McCants said. There was no indication of foul play.

The two fell about 50 to 60 feet, McCants said.

Police found clothing for two people on the roof of the building at 900 Laurel Street, McCants said, and nothing else. She said police can only speculate at this point what they might have been doing on the roof.

 

[OverMyHead]

Probably doing a porno shoot.

Now imagine that.

LMFAO

 

[Ice-man]

they conffesed their love and wanted it to be eternal so they jumped in hopes of going to a better place..

atleast thats what i think


dosnt explain the nudity though.

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

I pushed em...

 

[The Lizard]

Trying to spice up their love-life with "dangerous sex".

A little too dangerous apparently.

 

[Ice-man]

do me on the ledge of this 4 story building, sticks it in, both get off balance.. splat.

 

[The Dude]

No signs of foul play eh.

 

[terry78]

Dude must have been hitting it pretty good for them to go flying.

"Yes, yes, YES! This is soooo good, I have to jump out the window!"

 

[Drakon]

Though, I guess it COULD be worse.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Wow. That was like...the ultimate way to get an eternal nut. Sure hope it was good for them...

 

[tzarinna]

What a way to go out.

 

[Spider-Bite]

some day somebody will try to make love parchuting. freaky people.

 

[Showtime]

Yikes. Taking public nudity to a whole new level. The ground floor.

 

[imdaly]

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "going down on each other" t:

 

[Badger]

some day somebody will try to make love parchuting. freaky people.

Already been done, there's a club. Saw it on HBO.

 

[Kmack]

Why do people have to be so weird? I just don't get it.

 

[DV8]

no signs of FOUL play, or FORE play?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

One more thread that used "naked" to draw me in.

 

[tzarinna]

Sucker.

 

[unstoppable]

Though, I guess it COULD be worse.

It could've en raining

 

[unstoppable]

Though, I guess it COULD be worse.

It could've en raining

 

[Capt Throbberson]

They were probably doing it on the ledge and rolled off.

 

[Halcohol]

They were probably doing it on the ledge and rolled off.

Thanks for the forensic analysis, chief.

Either that or gravity went sideways for a second. Only a second.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Thanks for the forensic analysis, chief.

Either that or gravity went sideways for a second. Only a second.

Maybe they thought that without cloths they'd be light enough to fly.

 

[Halcohol]

Maybe they thought that without cloths they'd be light enough to fly.

It worked. For a bit, anyways.