Naked man runs through Burlington Coat Factory

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://www.delmarvanow.com/article/...runs-through-Burlington-Coat-Factory-Del-town

NEWARK — A man police say undressed and ran through the Burlington Coat Factory, colliding with an elderly woman and tackling an employee, has been hospitalized for a medical evaluation, according to the Delaware State Police.

 

[terry78]

The irony of the thread title hit me in the face so hard, I'm still bleeding under my left eye.

 

[bullets]

All those options just drove him to insanity.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

He was cold and looking for a coat. Duh.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

He was cold and looking for a coat. Duh.

Hopefully a big coat,so he can go outside and flash someone.

 

[jaymes_e06]

He was trench coat duh!

 

[Duke]

He may have gone nuts because of all the sales that were going on.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

He tried to be cock of the walk, but he just came off as a bit of a dick.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

He was trench coat duh!

????

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Yeah. I'm not sure what that guy was talking about. He was a trench-coat?

 

[jaymes_e06]

????

I meant: Suri bout that..
He was looking for a trench coat duh!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I meant: Sorry about that..
He was looking for a trench coat duh!

fixed

 

[jaymes_e06]

I actually did that one on purpose... Ebonics is a way of life man. But the positioning of the "Suri bout that" is supposed to be at the end after my correction. It's to late for this I need to sleep. Goodbye.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I actually did that one on purpose... Ebonics is a way of life man. But the positioning of the "Suri bout that" is supposed to be at the end after my correction. It's to late for this I need to sleep. Goodbye.

I knew that.

 

[jaymes_e06]

...Why, I oughta!

JK

 

[Wolfwood]

Whenever I have a bad day at work, I'll be able to comfort myself with the fact that a naked guy didn't run in, punch me in the face and then tackle me with his naked body.

 

[jaymes_e06]

^Until I come to your work. Where is that again?

 

[PyroChamber]

It wasn't Kyle Reese was it?

 

[StrainedEyes]

Walter?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Whoever it was, that took some balls.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Whenever I have a bad day at work, I'll be able to comfort myself with the fact that a naked guy didn't run in, punch me in the face and then tackle me with his naked body.

That's half the fun at work. That doesn't happen at your job?

 

[Pink Ranger]

He tried to be cock of the walk, but he just came off as a bit of a dick.

Whoever it was, that took some balls.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I don't think a medical inquiry is necessary in this case. He's obviously mentally insane for doing this.

 

[SuperSoldier985]

 

[Superman 1265]

Sorry, but this is probably the funniest news I've read all day.