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Never Make Eye Contact With The Wrestling Thread While Eating A Banana - Part 227

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Cena needs to get Nikki pregnant so I don't have to see her on tv. Ever.
 
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This is AMAZING!
 
It NOT being Bayley would be so disappointing/underwhelming.
 
I hope it's not Nia Jax, because everyone seems to be expecting Bayley now, and the smark crowd will just **** all over it if it's Nia, and it's not fair to her.
 
Sasha's partner is going to be a returning Andy Kaufman.
 
Sasha's partner will be nobody. She'll take them all out and prove why she's the boss.

Boom.
 
Also I still don't that Nia is near-ready enough to be put in such a match on such a stage yet.
 
According to Pwinsider.com (via squaredcirclesirens.com), Lita is getting a new role in WWE. The site reports that WWE is moving Lita out of her role as an agent/producer, and moving her to a full time panelist for the WWE Network pre & post shows. Lita had been working as an agent/producer for WWE since 2015.

Well done Lita. It's interesting though, I don't rate her very high as a panelist, she seems to trip up on what she's saying - or maybe can't repeat fed lines very well (not really sure how it works).
 
Well WWE's overwritten/underwhelming scripts don't help matters. I mean Ric Flair and Jerry Lawler have done great mic work in the past, but even they sound awkward when having to read that stuff.

Really with people like that, they should just tell them the general way that the conversation should go, but then let them actually come up with the dialogue on their own.
 
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It'll never happen, but would be cool if Sasha's partner was Mickie James. :/

It has to be Bayley. Anyone else will get pooped on. Though the Boss taking them out solo would be cool.
 
Nia Jax being her partner would be a great way to get her started though. She would look strong if she helped take out the reigning Women's Champion.

Only problem there, aside from what Pink Ranger already mentioned, is how would that affect Sasha? She's the clear-cut #1 contender, so it wouldn't help if they start building someone else to look good against the champ, especially if she's new to the roster. At least with Bayley, she can look strong, but then get pushed right back to NXT so she's not in Sasha's way until after Summerslam.
 
Another tag partner that would get a good pop is a returning legend, like Lita maybe. Sasha can carry 90% of the match, get the pin, look strong, and Lita can go back to the panel desk the next day.
 
The thought of Brock in a dress is disturbing.
 
According to Pwinsider.com (via squaredcirclesirens.com), Lita is getting a new role in WWE. The site reports that WWE is moving Lita out of her role as an agent/producer, and moving her to a full time panelist for the WWE Network pre & post shows. Lita had been working as an agent/producer for WWE since 2015.

I'd love for Lita to have one more match against Sasha Banks or somebody else good in the ring to give her a proper sendoff.
 
So Teddy "Tag Team Matches" Long says that MVP and Shelton Benjamin are returning to WWE.
 
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