New Dead or Alive trailer.

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Hahaha

It looks incredibly bad, of course, but so fun

Can't beat kung fu and hot chicks in bikinis

It's in German

 

[Speedball]

Good thing it's a DVD only release.
I think the creepy japanese guy who created DOA saw the trailer, and got very pissed.

 

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He's probably gonna start slicing up people in half

 

[Mr. Credible]

i saw that clip they'd put up of the chick topless beating the hell out of those 3 guys with her towel... it actually looked really good. the choreography and camera work was way cool.

 

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i saw that clip they'd put up of the chick topless beating the hell out of those 3 guys with her towel... it actually looked really good. the choreography and camera work was way cool.

We're talking about Corey Yuen here

 

[Speedball]

It actually looks like a decent DVD release, but if it was released in the theatres, critics would tear the girls new a**holes.
The music for the trailer was pretty good actually.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

This got dropped to a DVD release? A month ago they were talking about it being a cinema release. Just as well...

 

[Mr. Credible]

i don't care. i'll definately rent this.

sarah carter is the hottest thing to come out of smallville (sorry ludacris, i like kerstin, too)

 

[DorkyFresh]

this is dvd only? they have some pretty good star power for this just to be a dvd release...

edit: that's not a new trailer. it's the same trailer, just in German.

 

[E-Mack]

...tear the girls new a**holes.

I'd pay to see that.

 

[TrailerCues]

Eh there goes another good Video Game Series. But hopefully this ends up straight to DVD

 

[Super_Ludacris]

i don't care. i'll definately rent this.

sarah carter is the hottest thing to come out of smallville (sorry ludacris, i like kerstin, too)

Good Lord Muther****er for the sake of your life, family,friends and your home state of Kentucky get a spell check and learn how to spell her name please!

It's bad enough she's been on the show for 5 years and people still call her Kristen but THAT is taking the bizkit!

 

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i saw that clip they'd put up of the chick topless beating the hell out of those 3 guys with her towel... it actually looked really good. the choreography and camera work was way cool.

I knew one day Holly Valance would have to go topless in order to save her career!......

 

[Speedball]

this is dvd only? they have some pretty good star power for this just to be a dvd release...

edit: that's not a new trailer. it's the same trailer, just in German.

Yeah Jamie said it was on Leno late last month or early August(not sure, but it was recent)

 

[Movies205]

man this looks awesome, people need to get the proverbial stick out of there asses. Did no one play the original games, those too were tongue in cheek. I mean how in god's name would any of you do a movie like this?

 

[Super_Ludacris]

man this looks awesome, people need to get the proverbial stick out of there asses. Did no one play the original games, those too were tongue in cheek. I mean how in god's name would any of you do a movie like this?

Were you too broke to afford GTA or NBA Live or some ****?

And it aint awesome because you can only do tounge n cheek so much until it's campy crap. This is like Charlie's Angels 3

 

[Movies205]

Were you too broke to afford GTA or NBA Live or some ****?

And it aint awesome because you can only do tounge n cheek so much until it's campy crap. This is like Charlie's Angels 3

GTA 3 is lame, look at me I'm GANGSTA, I JUST KILLED A HOOKER, WHOOO-HOOO! GTA 2 was so much better, *****es go not respect for the classics.

And I don't even get the second sentence, what I got from it was, you have a stick in your ass, and you should remove it. I mean camp is not everyone's cup of tea, just like dramas aren't everyone cup of tea, but it's not like this is trying to shoot to be something amazing, just campy fun. People need to realize this and move along.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

GTA 3 is lame, look at me I'm GANGSTA, I JUST KILLED A HOOKER, WHOOO-HOOO! GTA 2 was so much better, *****es go not respect for the classics.

And I don't even get the second sentence, what I got from it was, you have a stick in your ass, and you should remove it. I mean camp is not everyone's cup of tea, just like dramas aren't everyone cup of tea, but it's not like this is trying to shoot to be something amazing, just campy fun. People need to realize this and move along.

Just be honest with us....

One of your favourite chicks is in this movie and your defending it because of that, arent you?.
C'mon you been critiquing stuff like this in your review thread. This one gets a pass. and lol@ you saying up my ass...did I strike a nerve?

So which one is it? Pressley, Valliance, Carter?

 

[Movies205]

Just be honest with us....

One of your favourite chicks is in this movie and your defending it because of that, arent you?.
C'mon you been critiquing stuff like this in your review thread. This one gets a pass. and lol@ you saying up my ass...did I strike a nerve?

So which one is it? Pressley, Valliance, Carter?

I'm in a slighty pissy mood because Morg took away my thread making ability along with sening pms and changing my options because I said the truth which is he sucks balls, so I'm in a slightly pissy mood, actually I've never seen any of these woman in my life. I don't keep up to date with models and what not. As for what I critique in my thread, I enjoy all types of films... From Brazil to Top Gun. I really enjoy cheese-fests and camp though, I love the Transporter movies. I just find it incredulous that people are really bashing this film when it's just being an accurate portrayal of the games and it seem to have some damn good choreography.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

I'm in a slighty pissy mood because Morg took away my thread making ability along with sening pms and changing my options because I said the truth which is he sucks balls, so I'm in a slightly pissy mood, actually I've never seen any of these woman in my life. I don't keep up to date with models and what not. As for what I critique in my thread, I enjoy all types of films... From Brazil to Top Gun. I really enjoy cheese-fests and camp though, I love the Transporter movies. I just find it incredulous that people are really bashing this film when it's just being an accurate portrayal of the games and it seem to have some damn good choreography.

Well considering the Video Game movie adaptation genre is crap this is like saying "Hey I've got the shinest piece of turd in this heap of horse manure"

So it's a bit null to say that, just because it was a adopted from campy video game with some corny explotation doesnt mean it's gonna be a good movie. And people really aint gonna watch it for that. Not everything is Snakes on a Plane...

 

[WeaponZ2]

It could because its not in English....but....but....to me it looks like an entertaining movie......I feel sick....I think somethings wrong with me. It looks so bad yet...I want to watch it cause it looks like pure fun.

 

[Speedball]

It could because its not in English....but....but....to me it looks like an entertaining movie......I feel sick....I think somethings wrong with me. It looks so bad yet...I want to watch it cause it looks like pure fun.

Exactly.
I want to hate it with every fiber of my existence, but for some reason, I am entertained by the trailer.
I wish I knew what the girls were saying in the beginning.

 

[skorponok]

Isn't this the same trailer we saw long ago? (but in german)

 

[블라스]

The sooner people accept this is going to be awesome because it's hot chicks in bikinis with quality kung fu choreography, the better.

And no, this is going to be NOTHING like Charlie's Angels 2.

Corey Yuen uses wire-work, but not nearly as much as Yuen Cheung Yan did in the CA movies.

Producers decided that, I'm sure...

YCY: So, I'm going to do some badass kung fu fights, after all, I've been doing that for over 30 years with my brother, Yuen Wo Ping.
Producers: Hmm...nope, do silly wire-work with no technically correct moves, we did some research and the teenagers will like it!

Corey's choreography seems tighter sometimes, not as flowery as YWP, with shorter and more brutal fights....but then again, Unleashed had badass choreography and that was done by YWP.

ANYWAAAAY...this is going to kick ass, yeah.

 

[Movies205]

Well considering the Video Game movie adaptation genre is crap this is like saying "Hey I've got the shinest piece of turd in this heap of horse manure"

So it's a bit null to say that, just because it was a adopted from campy video game with some corny explotation doesnt mean it's gonna be a good movie. And people really aint gonna watch it for that. Not everything is Snakes on a Plane...

Um you really seem to want hate this movie because that's what this is campy exploitative cinema, I don't get what so wrong with it?