New Game: Connect Stark To The Entire MCU

[ernesth100]

Well I see people bugging out about how the MCU revives around Stark. ESPECIALLY, the Spidey forum. And I enjoy the jokes about it so I figured it'd be a fun game to exaggerate Stark's involvement in the MCU. For example I'll Stark,

The Eye of Agamotto, isn't a magic relic. It was designed by Howard Stark intended for Tony. Infact Tony will use it in IW for a breif moment to replace his arc reactor.

 

[NotNickFury]

Wait, do people feel that way? Yeah, I mean, Stark kicked off the MCU, but I never got the feeling that the universe revolved around him the way he feels the actual universe revolves around him.

 

[SuperSanchez]

The infinity stones were created when aliens got hold of a piece of stark tech that was sent into space during the 60's. Thanos is actually Howard Stark, After Bucky left the scene of the car crash, the real Howard Stark's dead body was abducted by the chitauri and then they replaced the body in the car with a dupe. They then revived Stark and injected him with a super soldier serum that Howard Stark created, and then that turns him into Thanos whenever he get's angry like the Hulk. Also, Tony Stark sabotaged Banner's experiment and that how he became the Hulk. So yeah it was all Stark's fault

 

[ernesth100]

The infinity stones were created when aliens got hold of a piece of stark tech that was sent into space during the 60's. Thanos is actually Howard Stark, After Bucky left the scene of the car crash, the real Howard Stark's dead body was abducted by the chitauri and then they replaced the body in the car with a dupe. They then revived Stark and injected him with a super soldier serum that Howard Stark created, and then that turns him into Thanos whenever he get's angry like the Hulk. Also, Tony Stark sabotaged Banner's experiment and that how he became the Hulk. So yeah it was all Stark's fault

/end thread.

Wait, do people feel that way? Yeah, I mean, Stark kicked off the MCU, but I never got the feeling that the universe revolved around him the way he feels the actual universe revolves around him.

Tbh, he does have a very large role in the MCU. I've never seen it as a problem. But I figured why not have fun with it.

Anyways, Captain Marvel wont actually have powers get her powers from the Kree. She's just an android like Vision, except built by Stark. And the Kree came into contact with Stark in one of his offscreen adventures and he'll help Carol stop them in her solo film because they worship him as a god.

 

[Mike5575]

Howard Stark had an affair with Meredith Quill. Peter Quill and Tony Stark are half-brothers.

"Your father was an angel, composed of pure light."

Because of Howard's experiments with the tesseract, he was exposed to radiation and it ended up killing Peter Quill's mom. Maria was also infected, but was saved by nanites which mitigated the harmful affects of the radiation.

 

[ernesth100]

WOW. Props to that one right there. Awesome. Sounds like you actually did research to make it fit.

 

[Iron_Stark]

This thread is pure gold. lol

 

[DrCosmic]

Howard Stark is responsible for the Black Panther's technological prowess. After trading them some faulty hovercar plans for a vibranium shield, the Wakandans realized their metal could be used to make glorious machines work instead of just really effective 4000 year old weapon designs. Hence, Wakanda's technological superiority to everyone else, using Vibranium-powered repulsor tech.

Howard Stark isn't actually Peter Quill's dad (that's a good one though!) but Howard Stark did help create Captain America, who slept with Meredith Quill's grandma (same actress in WWII time), so Stark helped create Quill's granddaddy and put him in a position to be a celebrity on the road. Of course, Howard actually *could* still be Quill's dad in such a theory.

Stephen Strange's car accident is caused when he is distracted by an Extremis soldier explosion and then tries to avoid a fallen water tower while driving through the tiny town of Rose Hill, Tennessee.

Carol Danvers joins the Air Force after being recruited by Rhodey, who got a promotion after helping manage the Tony Stark contract.

Banner's tech from the army for research? All Stark tech.

Darcy is Tony's illegitimate child with former swimsuit model Helena Lewis.


...I think I'm out.

 

[ernesth100]

Good ones. The Banner one had me rolling for some reason. So straight forward.

Anyways, the Ant-Man suit is actually 75% Stark Tech, the reason Lym hates Stark is because he's never been able to admit it. He will do so in Ant Man and Wasp when he also admits he worked with Tony on Wasp suit.

 

[Mike5575]

Between now and Infinity War, Tony Stark will create Pokemon Go. It will be what eventually unites the two teams. The two Avengers teams become obsessed with it and stop being superheroes.

Black Panther is pissed that there are no Pokemon in Africa

Black Widow's favorite is Jiggily Puff.

Vision wrestles with the moral implications of capturing these creatures in these tiny balls and forcing them to fight.

 

[Set]

The Soviet 'Red Room' was created to counter Howard Stark's work with the SSR/proto-SHIELD organization. The idea of selecting only hot women for their top agents was an idea stolen directly from Howard Stark...

Stark Industries funded the genetic research into spiders (outsourced to another company with relevant bio-engineering experience) that ended up being responsible for Spider-Man's origin story, as the genetically engineered spiders were intended to design silk body armor stronger than Kevlar.

It was a Stark Industries subsidiary that owned the truck that flipped over and spilled industrial waste (from a Stark facility) into the street, which blinded a young boy named Matthew Murdock and also had something to do with empowering a young woman named Jessica Jones.

The body armor and gear worn / used by Baymax, Hiro, GoGo, Honey Lemon, Fred and Wasabi were printed out on a 3D printer from Stark Industries, which also funded the graduate students various research programs through a generous grant to the university 'to find the next Tony Stark.' (bringing Big Hero Six into the MCU!)

The Inhumans are the result of a Kree leader thousands of years ago having a precognitive vision of the technology of Tony Stark threatening their empire. They traveled to Earth to seed a new race of superhumans to counter that future-threat.

 

[SuperSanchez]

Between now and Infinity War, Tony Stark will create Pokemon Go. It will be what eventually unites the two teams. The two Avengers teams become obsessed with it and stop being superheroes.

Black Panther is pissed that there are no Pokemon in Africa

Black Widow's favorite is Jiggily Puff.

Vision wrestles with the moral implications of capturing these creatures in these tiny balls and forcing them to fight.

And then Ultron's in the corner hacking the game and catching all the pokemon

 

[harryoscop]

Peter Quill's dad was actually Howard Stark who decided to freeze himself in his dying moments because he wanted to get closer to Cap & to survive. What happens to him in his frozen state is a less fortunate fate because NASA finds the block of ice Howard is suspended in and mistakes him for an alien shooting him into space. 100 years later he is found by the Kree who thaws him out and experiments on him, turning him into Star Fox/Warlock hybrid. Tony & Peter will discover this shocking revelation in Avengers: Infinity War.

 

[ernesth100]

The Soviet 'Red Room' was created to counter Howard Stark's work with the SSR/proto-SHIELD organization. The idea of selecting only hot women for their top agents was an idea stolen directly from Howard Stark...

Stark Industries funded the genetic research into spiders (outsourced to another company with relevant bio-engineering experience) that ended up being responsible for Spider-Man's origin story, as the genetically engineered spiders were intended to design silk body armor stronger than Kevlar.

It was a Stark Industries subsidiary that owned the truck that flipped over and spilled industrial waste (from a Stark facility) into the street, which blinded a young boy named Matthew Murdock and also had something to do with empowering a young woman named Jessica Jones.

The body armor and gear worn / used by Baymax, Hiro, GoGo, Honey Lemon, Fred and Wasabi were printed out on a 3D printer from Stark Industries, which also funded the graduate students various research programs through a generous grant to the university 'to find the next Tony Stark.' (bringing Big Hero Six into the MCU!)

The Inhumans are the result of a Kree leader thousands of years ago having a precognitive vision of the technology of Tony Stark threatening their empire. They traveled to Earth to seed a new race of superhumans to counter that future-threat.

Love the Big Hero 6 one.


Anyways, Tony Stark can lift Thor's hammer at any time. As his armor has Thor's fingerprint which in the MCU can be used to lift Thor's hammer. He will do so in IW robbing Cap of the oppurtunity to officially lift it. And use it to beat the ever living **** out of Thanos and reduce him to a joke.

 

[SuperSanchez]

Kurt Russell's character is really Tony Stark from the future

 

[ernesth100]

Kurt Russell's character is really Tony Stark from the future

#RusselStark o_o

Anyways SDCC will announce all Phase 3 movies being Stark Centric. And having Iron Man before the title. Iron Man: Infinity Wars, Iron Man.....and Captain Marvel, Iron Man..........and Black Panther, Iron Man.............with guest appearance from Doctor Strange.


You get the idea.

 

[AvegningSpider]

Tony will kill Thanos after studying the Infinity Gem that was on Vision and will make an special tank missile, thus saving the world.

 

[ernesth100]

Tony will kill Thanos after studying the Infinity Gem that was on Vision and will make an special tank missile, thus saving the world.

...Damn that's good. Too good.

 

[metaphysician]

Darcy is Tony's illegitimate child with former swimsuit model Helena Lewis.

Hey, this one actually has a good deal of potential. Not hard to work from there and end up with Darcy being a sort of gender-flipped Rick Jones.

 

[ernesth100]

And then Ultron's in the corner hacking the game and catching all the pokemon

"You're all Trainers tangled in.....Gyms." -Sokovia Gym Leader Ultron


Also, Agents of SHIELD is about to be cancelled and replaced by Agents of STARK.




Super
Team of
Awesome
Rescue
Knights


And the Defenders will be cancelled on Netflix and put in AoS's old spot as the Agents of Stark where they will all get Stark designed armor upgrades.

 

[darthcoolness3]

Tony Stark teams up with Norman Osborn to create Venom, and then Norman Osborn betrays him and turns him into Iron Octopus, and then Spider-Man has to team up with Captain America and the rest of the Avengers to defeat Iron Octopus and Venom

 

[Mike5575]

Tony Stark invents self-driving cars. One of those cars malfunctioned and crashed into Doctor Strange's car. The temple where Doctor Strange gets trained by the Ancient One has wi-fi. This is because Stark Industries invested heavily in wi-fi infrastructure in that area of the world.

 

[MbJ]

Wait, do people feel that way? Yeah, I mean, Stark kicked off the MCU, but I never got the feeling that the universe revolved around him the way he feels the actual universe revolves around him.

That's the go-to complaint Tony haters have for every film he pops up in, regardless of whether or not it's true.

 

[InternetPeople]

Asgard was told the truth by Kang and swore an oath many thousands of years ago to protect the genetic line that has come to be carried by Tony Stark.

Kang is Tony Stark after he developed the Infinity Formula and develops time travel.

 

[John Locke]

Stan Lee is playing a time traveling older Tony Stark reliving his and his friends past adventures.