New Sex Superbug In Hawaii:

Awesome, more **** I have to be worried about as someone who's single. Like its not hard enough as it is.

 

Joy.

 

reading that article........it'll probably eat through condoms like acid

 

If it kills in days, how in the hell is it such a threat to the general populace? Last I checked I'm not gonna be sleeping with a person who has oozing pustuals, and looks like they crawled out of a grave. It would require someone to sleep with someone who just caught it before they are showing signs then for that person to turn around and sleep with someone else before they are showings signs and so on. So it seems this is only a threat to man ****es, pimps, and ho bags. A normal person who isn't banging a different person every 12 hours shouldn't have a problem.

 

Luckily, there's an alternative.

 

prostitutes? they have sex multiple times a day with random people.

 

There's a healthy prostitution trade here, that's for sure. Walking through Waikiki at night you see them working right by the police station. The police seem to turn a blind eye. It's probably a big part of the tourism industry here.

 

It would spread like wildfire then. I'd hate to see Hawaii turn into how Africa is with their AIDS population. If it truly is that big of an issue, I've never been so I really don't know.

But if it truly is a few days then death.....its more likely not to become a gigantic epidemic. AIDS develops over many years....

 

So stop flights out of Hawaii. That's clearly step 1 to quarantining this thing

 

Close madagascar NOW!!!!

 

But that is exactly my point. The only people effected by this are those who engage in promiscuous sex or sleep with people who engage in promiscuous sex.

Basically don't sleep with someone if you don't know where they've been and you will be perfectly fine. Or don't sleep with them for at least a few days after you meet them.

 

This will be better than any lie detector for politicians, public officials

 

Politicians and rich people are gonna drop like flies if this spreads to the mainland.

 

More reasons to remain a virgin.

 

My comic book collection would never sleep around on me.

 

Funny. That's exactly what people said about AIDs. Look how that turned out.

 

This guy is right. Killing quickly actually makes a disease less likely to spread. Not more dangerous.

 

AIDS didn't kill in a matter of days. The infected were walking around for quite some time, and thus able to spread it.

 

Stop sleeping around? You may as well ask me to stop breathing.






I don't have that much sex.

 

Then how did it even get to Hawaii in the first place? Isn't Hawaii like a 12 hour flight from pretty much everywhere?

 

Someone had sex with a turtle.

Man got AIDS from monkeys....dont laugh at me...its not too far fetched.

 

the Japanese created it in a lab.