No Touching Rule

[zeptron]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19297494/

What is this Elementary School? There have been some questionable decisions in the past, but there's absolutely no valid logic behind this.

 

[Kritish]

That's some of the biggest bull**** I've ever read.

 

[Mister J]

I just saw this about 5 minutes ago. It's one of the dumbest and ridiculously overreaching rules I've ever heard of.

 

[Motown Marvel]

but...how are the kids suppose to skip class and give each other blowjobs under the gym bleachers if they cant touch?

 

[nosebleed.]

Touching was the BEST part of middle school...that and the social awkwardness, peer pressure and bloody noses.

 

[Carcharodon]

*Points to second portion of Sig*

 

[Majik1387]

"students can be sent to the principal's office for hugging, holding hands or even high-fiving."

Who high-fives anymore?

 

[nosebleed.]

Who high-fives anymore?

 

[Carcharodon]

**** beat me to it.

 

[Majik1387]

^Ugh, Borat is for dumbasses imho.

 

[SLVRSR4]

but...how are the kids suppose to skip class and give each other blowjobs under the gym bleachers if they cant touch?

Maybe if it was just skin on skin contact they could still do this through other means

MY school had something like this about affection displays and then two guys kissed and it was completely forgotten because the school was afraid of what could happen.

 

[Carcharodon]

Maybe if it was just skin on skin contact they could still do this through other means

MY school had something like this about affection displays and then two guys kissed and it was completely forgotten because the school was afraid of what could happen.

Awesome. Stick it to the man!

...[BLACKOUT]Literally. ...and repeatedly.[/BLACKOUT]

 

[nosebleed.]

^Ugh, Borat is for dumbasses imho.

You were just asking for it with a setup like that.

 

[Majik1387]

No, my hope of intelligence in the hype has gone down though.

 

[nosebleed.]

No, my hope of intelligence in the hype has gone down though.

I'm glad I dashed your hopes

 

[Harlekin]

Who high-fives anymore?

Uhm, cool people? I make sure to high-five at least once a day. Me and my friends are totally bringing it back into the mainstream.

As for this no-touching rule? Bloody stupid, and pretty ignorant too (I mean, c'mon, people can't even shake hands?). I've gotta say: Only in America.