No we don't need to see Eggy puppydogs, tell Morg happy b-day

[Eggyman]

Happy birthday Morg.

 

[Eggyman]

Of course. I can see from your location that you must prefer sheep.

Out of interest, did the Human-faced lamb make the species sexier to you?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Isn't Morg that mod that's like way obsessed over Hayden Panettiere?

Happy Birthday!

 

[Eggyman]

I'm guessing you're English? Don't you have an American anus to be licking right about now?

Nope, my tongue aches from a very busy weekend.

Mint sauce?

 

[Eggyman]

Id have thought your tongue would be strong enough to be going indefinitely, all the practise you've had this last decade.

I have obviously hit close to the bone and I am sorry. I'm having a very stressful day at work. Here's a technique I'll let you in on, hopefully to make up for my sour tone to you: Instead of wellington boots to put the sheep's hind legs in, get them on the edge of a cliff... it'll make the little bastards push backwards.

 

[Eggyman]

How am I to know...? Ask a sheep.

 

[Erzengel]

Is that what people from across the pond refer to their genitals as?

 

[Eggyman]

Is that what people from across the pond refer to their genitals as?

No no no, it's an old saying for older guys who lure the young to secluded places for 'fun'.

ie, 'Hey lil one, wanna see my puppydogs?' *snatch*

...Morg

 

[Eggyman]

Nope, that's what Eggyman calls those things that live in women's sweaters that he hasn't identified yet.

Are these sweaters made of wool?

Haha.

 

[Eggyman]

No, American Cotton

Unlucky.

Anyway. This thread isn't about you and your red meat fetish. Wish the man a happy birthday and do one, sunshine.

Edit: Noticed you have. :heart:

 

[knowsbleed]

Morg is not currently available for Happy Birthday greetings... there are women out there that haven't been optically molested today so he is a very busy puppy tamer today.


Regardless... Happy Birthday.

 

[Eggyman]

I'll leave you to consider that famous saying, I'm sure you're more than familiar with it.

Behind every great englishman is a great American, sweating and breathing heavily.

I think I like you the mostest.

 

[Morg]

Isn't Morg that mod that's like way obsessed over Hayden Panettiere?

Happy Birthday!

Obsessed? Over my precious? Never


Now I have a problem, this is my b-day thread but looks more like a spam thread that got out of hand, I think I need another mod to do something

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm glad you didn't die this year! Happy birthday.

Now..

/thread

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Happy Birthday, Morg!

Creepy Newbie, Smaug!

 

[katie_girl09]

Happy birthday, Morg!

 

[DarkReflections]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Sensi]

Happy Birthday, Morg! Have a wonderful year.