Noisy Neighbor

[Bad Superman]

Any ideas on how to get even with the noisy upstairs neighbor. The guy has been an a@#hole since he moved in and stomps on his floor (our roof) and makes these noises to annoy us at home. My patience has ran out. Any ideas on how to get even?

Let the evil begin. . . .

 

[redmarvel]

How evil do you want to get? (and have you gone up to ask him to keep it down?)

1. When it gets quiet (when he's trying to go to sleep), turn on Van Halen "Panama" at maximum volume.

2. Cover the handle to the door of his apartment with hand lotion, grease, oil, ketchup... whatever sticky, gooey substance you might have handy.

3. When he's in his apartment hang really thin strings in front of his door, covered in a light coating of lotion/grease/oil (something hard to see)

 

[Bad Superman]

How evil do you want to get? (and have you gone up to ask him to keep it down?)

1. When it gets quiet (when he's trying to go to sleep), turn on Van Halen "Panama" at maximum volume.

2. Cover the handle to the door of his apartment with hand lotion, grease, oil, ketchup... whatever sticky, gooey substance you might have handy.

3. When he's in his apartment hang really thin strings in front of his door, covered in a light coating of lotion/grease/oil (something hard to see)

How evil? VERY. This has been going on for a bit over than a year. I've asked him to keep it down and NOT to throw garbage at our backyard, but the guy keeps being an @ZZ.

Good ideas. . . . Like 'em all.

 

[Bad Superman]

Come on Hypesters. I know there's a couple of evil minds that can provide more ideas/gadgets/etc.

 

[R0rschach]

Are you willing to break the law?

 

[bullets]

i would sit there and bang on the ceiling with a broomstick .

 

[Fledermaus]

Invite him over to your house for a drink or dinner. Poison his food or drink. Not enough to kill, just enough to incapacitate. After he is passed out, cut out his tongue. The human tongue is actually pretty long, so make sure you get it all. Wake him up by slapping him in the face with his own severed, bloody tongue, while saying "I told you to be quiet, now you'll never talk again." over and over.

 

[bullets]

you could also urinate on his door . make sure hes not home .

 

[Bad Superman]

Are you willing to break the law?

On this one? Yes, as long as I don't get caught.

i would sit there and bang on the ceiling with a broomstick .

Does that actually work?

 

[bullets]

i does for me. the stupid neighbors kid is always jumping up and down for no reason . so thats what ive had to resort to .

 

[Bad Superman]

Invite him over to your house for a drink or dinner. Poison his food or drink. Not enough to kill, just enough to incapacitate. After he is passed out, cut out his tongue. The human tongue is actually pretty long, so make sure you get it all. Wake him up by slapping him in the face with his own severed, bloody tongue, while saying "I told you to be quiet, now you'll never talk again." over and over.

Elaborate and effective. The only problem is that he knows I did it.

you could also urinate on his door . make sure hes not home .

Have thought about "stink bombs". I think I'll buy a few bottles.

 

[Fledermaus]

But he couldn't tell anyone you did it. That's the beauty of it all.

 

[terry78]

So you're that guy that complains about noise all the time...boooo!!! We hate you

 

[Drakon]

2. Cover the handle to the door of his apartment with hand lotion, grease, oil, ketchup... whatever sticky, gooey substance you might have handy.

Even in "cruise control", she's a twisted pervert. :heart:

Sorry, boys, she's taken.

 

[Bad Superman]

But he couldn't tell anyone you did it. That's the beauty of it all.

He can still write. If I cut off his fingers it'll get too messy.

So you're that guy that complains about noise all the time...boooo!!! We hate you

No. I'm the neighbor that had ran out of patience.

 

[Bad Superman]

Even in "cruise control", she's a twisted pervert. :heart:

Sorry, boys, she's taken.

My kind of people. t:

 

[Vilya]

I think i'm in the exact situation as you, i have tried going up stairs and talk some sense into them and when that didn't work,banging on the walls.... havent tired the broomstick tho....t:

 

[Shuley]

get a good subwoofer, something that drops around 15-20Hz and crank it when hes sleeping.

 

[jaguarr]

Cross town pay phone. Anonymous tip to the police; this guy is running a meth lab out of his apartment. Give the address. Hang up. Let the cops do the rest. End of story.

jag

 

[AhabTheArab]

rent a gun. buy a bullet.

 

[Bad Superman]

get a good subwoofer, something that drops around 15-20Hz and crank it when hes sleeping.

I've thought about that one. I have an unplugged sound system at home.

Cross town pay phone. Anonymous tip to the police; this guy is running a meth lab out of his apartment. Give the address. Hang up. Let the cops do the rest. End of story.

jag

That could work. t: Problem is they can trace the call.

 

[bullets]

say he touched you inappropriately

 

[Bad Superman]

say he touched you inappropriately

He has a dog. . . I'll call PETA.

 

[bullets]

yeah its like 800 dollars to have a pet and then you gotta pay 50 extra a month at my apartment complex

 

[jaguarr]

That could work. t: Problem is they can trace the call.

That's why you use a cross-town payphone. Duh.

jag