NORAD tracks Santa -- in Iraq!

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  1. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    #1 The Lizard, Dec 24, 2007
  2. Spider-Man Luvr28

    Spider-Man Luvr28 Amazing.

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    Hehe,neat.
     
    #2 Spider-Man Luvr28, Dec 24, 2007
  3. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Santa: "Don't shock Santa's balls."
     
    #3 DOG LIPS, Dec 24, 2007
  4. ROBOCOP CPU001

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    It's ok..he doesn't know **** anyway..

    besides...Jesus will Bail him out.

    :D
     
    #4 ROBOCOP CPU001, Dec 24, 2007
  5. chamber-music

    chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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  6. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Santa's got nice legs. *Wolf whistle*
     
    #6 DOG LIPS, Dec 24, 2007
  7. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Shasta McNasty

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    lmao, I love the phone number. 1-877-Hi Norad!
     
    #7 Wolfwood, Dec 24, 2007
  8. ROBOCOP CPU001

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    you dogs and legs..

    :o
     
    #8 ROBOCOP CPU001, Dec 24, 2007
  9. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    You dare laugh at NORAD's phone number?? NORAD is tracking your ass right now.
     
    #9 DOG LIPS, Dec 24, 2007
  10. Fledermaus

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    We have a red sleigh down. Repeat, red sleigh down.
     
    #10 Fledermaus, Dec 24, 2007
  11. Matrixo

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    Yeah the holidays are great...

    *looks around*


    SANTAS NOT REAL!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/dead
     
    #11 Matrixo, Dec 24, 2007
  12. Alex The Great

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  13. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    :star: Santa swung by my crib last night. :believer:
     
    #13 tzarinna, Dec 24, 2007
  14. Alex The Great

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    didn't know he whent to trash cans :ninja:

























































    jk
     
    #14 Alex The Great, Dec 24, 2007
  15. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    I'll have you know that me and Santa are like this son. *crosses fingers*
     
    #15 tzarinna, Dec 24, 2007
  16. Eggyman

    Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    So that's why you used that abusive smiley when I called myself a realist :o

    :D
     
    #16 Eggyman, Dec 24, 2007
  17. Alex The Great

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    i'll give you [​IMG]
     
    #17 Alex The Great, Dec 24, 2007
  18. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    Yes, he only drove by, but he did wave. :oldrazz:
     
    #18 tzarinna, Dec 24, 2007
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    A SMILEY CAN'T DRIVE!!! NO LEGS TO PUSH THE PEDALS! :cmad: :oldrazz: :cwink:
     
    #19 Alex The Great, Dec 24, 2007
  20. 04nbod

    04nbod I need to debrief you

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    Iraqis have to have christmas too. (christian ones that is)
     
    #20 04nbod, Dec 24, 2007
  21. knowsbleed

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    I volunteered to do Santa tracking at NORAD one year. It was pretty fun and some of the phone calls we received were hilarious.

    One kid called and asked "when the hell Santa was going to be in his area, because he was getting tired and wanted to goto sleep". I forgot what I told him but I just know I couldn't stop laughing.
     
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  22. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    I didn't know you worked for the government!

    That's cool that you did that. :up:
     
    #22 The Lizard, Dec 25, 2007
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    Santa is a Muslim Sympathizer. I knew it! Shoot that traderous b**ch down!:cmad:
























    Merry Xmas.:o
     
    #23 Ghostvirus, Dec 25, 2007
  24. Fledermaus

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    They can find Santa bit not Osama? F#cking NORAD.
     
    #24 Fledermaus, Dec 25, 2007
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    I try not to advertise it too much...but the Santa tracking was a fun experience. We volunteered for 2 hour shifts and got to pick from 11pm the 23rd - 2am the 25th. I took one of the late shifts on the 24th and had a fun time hearing kids call in asking where Santa was, asking if I was an elf, asking if I help Santa deliver gifts and even if I could put in a good word with Santa for a kid who might not have been so good all year. It was a blasty blast.
     
    #25 knowsbleed, Dec 25, 2007
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