NORAD tracks Santa -- in Iraq!

[The Lizard]

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

According to NORAD tracking, Santa just visited Iraq and is continuing on throughout the Middle East on his way around the world. Go Santa!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Hehe,neat.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Santa: "Don't shock Santa's balls."

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Santa: "Don't shock Santa's balls."

It's ok..he doesn't know **** anyway..

besides...Jesus will Bail him out.

 

[chamber-music]

 

[DOG LIPS]

Santa's got nice legs. *Wolf whistle*

 

[Wolfwood]

lmao, I love the phone number. 1-877-Hi Norad!

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Santa's got nice legs. *Wolf whistle*

you dogs and legs..

 

[DOG LIPS]

lmao, I love the phone number. 1-877-Hi Norad!

You dare laugh at NORAD's phone number?? NORAD is tracking your ass right now.

 

[Fledermaus]

We have a red sleigh down. Repeat, red sleigh down.

 

[Matrixo]

Yeah the holidays are great...

*looks around*


SANTAS NOT REAL!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/dead

 

[Alex The Great]

bah.
he just visited the ISS now..woooooo

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22271869/?gt1=10645

 

[tzarinna]

Santa swung by my crib last night. :believer:

 

[Alex The Great]

Santa swung by my crib last night. :believer:

didn't know he whent to trash cans

























































jk

 

[tzarinna]

I'll have you know that me and Santa are like this son. *crosses fingers*

 

[Eggyman]

So that's why you used that abusive smiley when I called myself a realist

 

[Alex The Great]

I'll have you know that me and Santa are like this son. *crosses fingers*

i'll give you

 

[tzarinna]

Yes, he only drove by, but he did wave.

 

[Alex The Great]

A SMILEY CAN'T DRIVE!!! NO LEGS TO PUSH THE PEDALS!

 

[04nbod]

Iraqis have to have christmas too. (christian ones that is)

 

[knowsbleed]

I volunteered to do Santa tracking at NORAD one year. It was pretty fun and some of the phone calls we received were hilarious.

One kid called and asked "when the hell Santa was going to be in his area, because he was getting tired and wanted to goto sleep". I forgot what I told him but I just know I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[The Lizard]

I volunteered to do Santa tracking at NORAD one year. It was pretty fun and some of the phone calls we received were hilarious.

One kid called and asked "when the hell Santa was going to be in his area, because he was getting tired and wanted to goto sleep". I forgot what I told him but I just know I couldn't stop laughing.

I didn't know you worked for the government!

That's cool that you did that.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Santa is a Muslim Sympathizer. I knew it! Shoot that traderous b**ch down!
























Merry Xmas.

 

[Fledermaus]

They can find Santa bit not Osama? F#cking NORAD.

 

[knowsbleed]

I didn't know you worked for the government!

That's cool that you did that.

I try not to advertise it too much...but the Santa tracking was a fun experience. We volunteered for 2 hour shifts and got to pick from 11pm the 23rd - 2am the 25th. I took one of the late shifts on the 24th and had a fun time hearing kids call in asking where Santa was, asking if I was an elf, asking if I help Santa deliver gifts and even if I could put in a good word with Santa for a kid who might not have been so good all year. It was a blasty blast.