NORAD tracks Santa -- in Iraq!

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  1. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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  3. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Santa: "Don't shock Santa's balls."
     


  4. It's ok..he doesn't know **** anyway..

    besides...Jesus will Bail him out.

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  5. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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  6. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Santa's got nice legs. *Wolf whistle*
     
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    lmao, I love the phone number. 1-877-Hi Norad!
     


  8. you dogs and legs..

    :o
     
  9. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    You dare laugh at NORAD's phone number?? NORAD is tracking your ass right now.
     
  10. Fledermaus Registered

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    We have a red sleigh down. Repeat, red sleigh down.
     
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    Yeah the holidays are great...

    *looks around*


    SANTAS NOT REAL!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/dead
     
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  13. tzarinna Mamochka

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    :star: Santa swung by my crib last night. :believer:
     
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    didn't know he whent to trash cans :ninja:

























































    jk
     
  15. tzarinna Mamochka

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    I'll have you know that me and Santa are like this son. *crosses fingers*
     
  16. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    So that's why you used that abusive smiley when I called myself a realist :o

    :D
     
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    i'll give you [​IMG]
     
  18. tzarinna Mamochka

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    Yes, he only drove by, but he did wave. :oldrazz:
     
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    A SMILEY CAN'T DRIVE!!! NO LEGS TO PUSH THE PEDALS! :cmad: :oldrazz: :cwink:
     
  20. 04nbod I need to debrief you

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    Iraqis have to have christmas too. (christian ones that is)
     
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    I volunteered to do Santa tracking at NORAD one year. It was pretty fun and some of the phone calls we received were hilarious.

    One kid called and asked "when the hell Santa was going to be in his area, because he was getting tired and wanted to goto sleep". I forgot what I told him but I just know I couldn't stop laughing.
     
  22. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    I didn't know you worked for the government!

    That's cool that you did that. :up:
     
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    Santa is a Muslim Sympathizer. I knew it! Shoot that traderous b**ch down!:cmad:
























    Merry Xmas.:o
     
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    They can find Santa bit not Osama? F#cking NORAD.
     
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    I try not to advertise it too much...but the Santa tracking was a fun experience. We volunteered for 2 hour shifts and got to pick from 11pm the 23rd - 2am the 25th. I took one of the late shifts on the 24th and had a fun time hearing kids call in asking where Santa was, asking if I was an elf, asking if I help Santa deliver gifts and even if I could put in a good word with Santa for a kid who might not have been so good all year. It was a blasty blast.
     

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