North Korea is mad at Rogen and Franco.

[enterthemadness]

Somebody call a ****ing....






http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/0...ames-franco-for-plotting-to-kill-kim-jong-un/

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I really hope we don't have to come back to this thread in a year or so's time to talk about how Franco and Rogen mysteriously both died in unrelated "accidents". I'm not even joking. The North Korean regime is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, and I doubt dudes like James and Seth would take any threat seriously.

 

[bullets]

Deal with it North Korea.

 

[enterthemadness]

I really hope we don't have to come back to this thread in a year or so's time to talk about how Franco and Rogen mysteriously both died in unrelated "accidents". I'm not even joking. The North Korean regime is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, and I doubt dudes like James and Seth would take any threat seriously.

I'm sure as long as they don't travel to North Korea, they will be fine...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm sure as long as they don't travel to North Korea, they will be fine...

You think North Korea doesn't have agents that operate all over the world ETM?

 

[AnneFan]

How about North Korea deal with their severe poverty and hunger issues instead?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

How about North Korea deal with their severe poverty and hunger issues instead?

That would be cool beans, but... That place is like a real life Latveria, as are a few other countries on Earth.

 

[enterthemadness]

You think North Korea doesn't have agents that operate all over the world ETM?

I needed that laugh.

How about North Korea deal with their severe poverty and hunger issues instead?

Well, they are kinda....insane.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Send over Dennis Rodman to smooth things over and everything will be alright.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Don't worry, ETM, North Korea is still mad at you for breaking up Leonard and Joyce Kim

 

[KevanG]

How about North Korea deal with their severe poverty and hunger issues instead?

They would but that would mean them actually giving a ****. Murder, torture and other fun things are far more interesting than trying to keep the people happy.

Or alive.

That would be cool beans, but... That place is like a real life Latveria, as are a few other countries on Earth.

Except Dr Doom is awesome and he actually cares about his people, mostly. He's tried to start a few wars due to his people being arrested overseas.

It's really sad when a fictional power mad murdering dictator has a better track record than real ones.

 

[AnneFan]

Send over Dennis Rodman to smooth things over and everything will be alright.

Basketball diplomacy.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Just saying ETM, but the regime there is well connected to various criminal groups all over the world. And, yes, they do have agents that operate all over the world. Look it up. Though they concentrate their operations against the South, they do spy and perform espionage and other acts (including assassinations) far beyond South East Asia. And with a thin skinned and megalomaniac type at the top of the food chain there, who knows what the reaction would be? One night Seth Rogen is answering his door cuz he ordered Kimchi take out, and before he knows it his throat is slit. Just saying...

 

[enterthemadness]

Don't worry, ETM, North Korea is still mad at you for breaking up Leonard and Joyce Kim

you get your Big Baaaaaaaang Theory out of my thread.

 

[seishin87]

'Poison' pen mightier than sword for would-be North Korean assassin

Seoul (CNN) -- All you might feel is someone brush by you and a slight pin prick. But very quickly you would be suffering muscle paralysis followed by suffocation. You would be dead within a very short period of time.
This is the deadly effect of just one of the weapons found on a failed North Korean assassin last year on the busy streets of Seoul, now shown exclusively to CNN.
Disguised to look like a Parker ballpoint pen, it contains a poison needle and is practically impossible to identify as a weapon.
The second pen shoots a poison-filled bullet which penetrates the skin and releases the toxin and the third weapon is a flashlight, loaded with up to three bullets. They all look completely innocuous but all three will kill.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/25/world/asia/north-korea-assassination-weapons/


And yeah they allegedly have sleepers that operate worldwide posing as South Korean, Chinese, and Japanese mostly.

 

[Apollo]

North Korea better not mess with the Franco and Rogen!

 

[DarkSentinel]

you get your Big Baaaaaaaang Theory out of my thread.

I regret nothing.

 

[enterthemadness]

I regret nothing.

Get in shame cube #2.

 

[Hal_Jordan]

I wonder how Kim Jong feels about the South Park guys and Team America...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wonder how Kim Jong feels about the South Park guys and Team America...

Maybe he never liked his dad?

 

[Doctor Evo]

 

[Doctor Evo]

Spoiler

 

[bored]

I wouldn't worry. Two visible celebrities won't be threatened by North Korea. And who says they have secret sleeper assassins hidden around the world, ready to be activated at a moment's notice to dispatch any and all enemies to the might of North Korea and the glory of Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un? Stupid American capitalists...

 

[Immortalfire]

That would be cool beans, but... That place is like a real life Latveria, as are a few other countries on Earth.

Dr. Doom has some compassion, so that comparison doesn't quite fit. I'd say N. Korea is more of a hellhole like Apokolips.

 

[Anubis]

If Kalibak was in charge.