Nostradamus Predicted Justin Beiber!

[Shemtov]

This is amazing!

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA (AP) When Josh Wallace, a rich LA-based bachelor and collector of antiques bought a copy of the original printing of Les Trois Mousquetaires he shocked to find an old parchment wedged in its spine. Written in Middle French, Wallace was unable to read it. He turned it over to Zachary Stahura, Professor of French Studies at UCLA. Professor Stahura was shocked to find that it was a long-lost Nostradamus prediction.
"Our Archeology Department seems to think it's genuine." The Professor remarked.
The Translation is even more shocking:
Between the Rise of Barak the African's Son,
and the Swelling of waters over the isles of the far east,
there shall arise from the Northland of KANADA a horrific man-child
by the name of IVSTINE BEBERR,
whose bardship will make all the young ladies swoon,
but the rest shall scream at his "Babio"
and push him aside,
and laugh at him.
He will enjoy fame for a short time,
and then he will be forgotten
by the annals of time.
For such shall be the fate
of many in his time.

http://tinyurl.com/4hcpoqg

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

This is an obvious April Fool's joke! Funny none the less.

 

[Immortalfire]

Beiber is the pinnacle of mankind.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

He's something else that starts with a "P" of mankinds.

 

[Gotham Knight]

He's something else that starts with a "P" of mankinds.

Really man? As much as I love Bieber, I still wouldn't call the kid perfect.

 

[Shemtov]

Really man? As much as I love Bieber, I still wouldn't call the kid perfect.

I think he's calling Beiber a P*ssy

 

[Alex The Great]

Did you really have to censor yourself? C'mon guy. Don't be a *****

Anyways, I support this finding. No matter how fake it probably is

 

[bored]

Haha

 

[Shemtov]

No matter how fake it probably is

It's not fake.
Here's a Link to a video interveiw with the parties involved (Including Beiber and Obama)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-7ZO4I1pI

 

[Alex The Great]

Bastard. I knew what the video was before I even clicked the link

 

[Jumonji]

I think I need to post before I can create a thread. So there.

 

[Duke]

Beiber is the pinnacle of mankind.

Please someone, hand me a gun!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Please someone, hand me a gun!

*walks in* Here you go.*walks out

 

[Duke]

*walks in* Here you go.*walks out

Thank You Kindly. t:

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Thank You Kindly. t:

*Puts head in* No Problem.*Leaves*