NumbersInName Prejudice is Wrong

[Hunter Rider]

One team, one dream, people. We are all here to stand as one against the true enemy.

TEDDY

I can hear the crunch of the leaves in the woods. TEDDY's on his way.

I'm guessing the search engine is broken again.

 

[Morg]

I'm guessing the search engine is broken again.

*checks* Nope, teddy must be busy stumping in another board

 

[LexCorp]

shut up and shine my shoes you dirty Numger...you know who else I hate? Posters who's name is almost the same as mine, but not quite...like Joe-Kerr...and Joker...and T Joker or whatever...f**king wannabes...

Indeed I am lucky so far their is only one LexCorp!

 

[Sloth7d]

I think we should hold them all in camps until we can decide what to do with them.

I mean honestly, would you let a numbered name date your daughter or your sister?

I am happy to tell you I am currently dating Jessica Alba's name. We are in a happy relationship with five vowels and a number. So, in yo face!

 

[Erzengel]

Isn't Jessica Alba a dude?

 

[Hunter Rider]

t:

 

[Sloth7d]

Isn't Jessica Alba a dude?

No, the real one.

 

[The Lizard]

This reminds me -- what ever happened to NEWcomicbook123 ? Not the very worst username at SHH, but definitely in the top 20.

 

[Erzengel]

He went on to become Winter Spleen.

 

[Showtime]

I don't feel as though I am treated differently because of my numbers, although I find myself feeling inferior when I am in the presence of non-numbered posters. I will not let my numbers define who I am!

 

[Erzengel]

I hope you don't use the same water fountain as me.

 

[Showtime]

I hope you don't use the same water fountain as me.

They give us seperate ones, with numbers on them.

 

[Erzengel]

Good idea.

 

[The Lizard]

Is it true what they say about numbers-in-name people and...you know...the size of certain things?

 

[Fran]

I almost went with a # name, but then watched the Waterboy.

 

[Showtime]

I've tried to get my number removed, but the powers that be don't want to cooperate.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

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[Mee]

If some guy were named, BobThirtyTwo, is that still a number name?

 

[Showtime]

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Creepyoldguywithglowingeyes agrees.

 

[Showtime]

If some guy were named, BobThirtyTwo, is that still a number name?

ShowtimeZeroTwoNine...

 

[Sloth7d]

Come on guys. Admit it. You all hate numbered names because you can't count. You know it's true.

 

[Erzengel]

There goes their inferiority complexes again.

 

[Sloth7d]

There goes their inferiority complexes again.

You better be quiet before I get Al_Sharpton2525 on your ass.

 

[Fledermaus]

This thread =

 

[Erzengel]

You better be quiet before I get Al_Sharpton2525 on your ass.

We'll give you a month to celebrate all your numberish achievements.