Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Look I don't know why I have this one single stupid suspender hanging off my belt alright? Ask the damn artists!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Yeah poor guy.

That suspender makes no sense.

 

[zerowolf]

It always thought that the suspender were suppose to be like a homage of the metal chain that the grunge guys wear at their waist. Kinda goes with the trench and his emo attitude.

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah well grunge fashion never made much sense either.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Hey, who nailed Jean's panties to the ceiling?"
BEAST: "I'm guessing Emma."
CYCLOPS: "Jean is gonna be soooooooooooo pissed when she finds out."
BEAST: "I didn't even know that Jean still wore pink panties."
CYCLOPS: "What was that?"
BEAST: "Nothing, nothing."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BEAST: C´mon, Spidey, this delay problem is no reason to jump! At least your fourth movie is getting made! All we get now is prequels!
CYCLOPS: Make sure he doesn´t find out Spectacular Spider-Man might have been cancelled.
BEAST: Oh my stars and garters!

 

[Panthro]

BEAST: C´mon, Spidey, this delay problem is no reason to jump! At least your fourth movie is getting made! All we get now is prequels!
CYCLOPS: Make sure he doesn´t find out Spectacular Spider-Man might have been cancelled.
BEAST: Oh my stars and garters!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

BEAST: Why is that man about to jump?
CYCLOPS: About a decade ago, he bet all his money that Titanic was going to be a huge flop. His wife left him, his family forsaked him, he spent years in the gutter as a junkie, than going from shelter to shelter, then joined a gang, went to prison, got raped, beat up and stabbed, then when he finally got back on his feet, he did exactly the same thing with Avatar!
BEAST: Poor bastard.
CYKE: Yep.
BEAST: Shouldn´t we save him?
CYKE: Why bother?

 

[Panthro]

BEAST: Why is that man about to jump?
CYCLOPS: About a decade ago, he bet all his money that Titanic was going to be a huge flop. His wife left him, his family forsaked him, he spent years in the gutter as a junkie, than going from shelter to shelter, then joined a gang, went to prison, got raped, beat up and stabbed, then when he finally got back on his feet, he did exactly the same thing with Avatar!
BEAST: Poor bastard.
CYKE: Yep.
BEAST: Shouldn´t we save him?
CYKE: Why bother?

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Alright, who the f*** called me Ben Affleck?!"
WOLVERINE: "Dude, come on, you have to admit with the red glasses you do look like him in the Daredevil film."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "How dare you deny the brilliance of casting Stephen Lang as Cable?! Did you not see Avatar?! He looks almost exactly like Cable in that film!"

 

[bored]

Apocalypse: Okay, okay, listen to this one: This family walks into a talent agent's office...

Sinister: Boss, are you sure you want to break that one out this early?

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "God, do you have to undermine everything that I do? You are such a player-hater."
CYCLOPS: "You're a jerk."
WOLVERINE: "Oh, nice comeback Johnny Cub Scout. Got any more harsh digs?"
CYCLOPS: "You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys, pour lemonade on my bed-"
WOLVERINE: "And now I'm seducing your girlfriend. See? At least I'm consistent."
CYCLOPS: "Why do you need her? You can have any woman you want, so why Jean? Is it just to tick me off, or is it because you're just really insecure?"
WOLVERINE: "I am not insecure Summers. God that is such a joke. How can I be insecure? I was the Snowflake King!"
CYCLOPS: "Yeah, 2 years ago when you were socially relevant."
WOLVERINE: "I am still socially relevant!"
CYCLOPS: "And you didn't need steroids to stay in shape."
WOLVERINE: "Oh that it's that's, I am gonna eat your soul and s*** it out Summers!"
CYCLOPS: "I'd like to see you try."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro,great stuff, especially theBen Affleck bit.

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Hey have you seen it? They cancelled the next Spider-Man movie and instead will reboot the franchise! They may do the same with X-Men and this time I may get an actually important, true leader role!
WOLVERINE: Bub, we´re still at Fox.
CYCLOPS: Oh crap, I forgot. They still made Avatar though.
WOLVERINE: Unless the director is James Cameron, the studio still treats them all like crap.
CYCLOPS: T-they got Bryan Singer to direct a prequel, maybe it can work as a reboot.
WOLVERINE: They will probably do all the same crap again and push him away like they did the first time.
CYCLOPS: ...
WOLVERINE: What now?
CYCLOPS: Logan, how would you like it to kill me?
WOLVERINE: I wouldn´t hate the idea.
CYCLOPS:Great.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: Hey have you seen it? They cancelled the next Spider-Man movie and instead will reboot the franchise! They may do the same with X-Men and this time I may get an actually important, true leader role!
WOLVERINE: Bub, we´re still at Fox.
CYCLOPS: Oh crap, I forgot. They still made Avatar though.
WOLVERINE: Unless the director is James Cameron, the studio still treats them all like crap.
CYCLOPS: T-they got Bryan Singer to direct a prequel, maybe it can work as a reboot.
WOLVERINE: They will probably do all the same crap again and push him away like they did the first time.
CYCLOPS: ...
WOLVERINE: What now?
CYCLOPS: Logan, how would you like it to kill me?
WOLVERINE: I wouldn´t hate the idea.
CYCLOPS:Great.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS [thinking]: "Hmm... so all or at least some of those bits of diamond used to be Emma's a-"
JEAN: "What was that Scott?"
CYCLOPS: "Nothing darling, nothing."

 

[Not_Sane]

hehe^ funny

 

[YoungE808]

Cyclops: Reach arounds are $5.50!

Cyclops: Hmmm, alright. So with my optic blasts, I managed to give you a suitable haircut.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Sane.

Hehe, reach arounds.

CYCLOPS: "Oh no! Michael Biehn is going to throw himself off that building because James Cameron didn't cast him as the bad Colonel in 'Avatar', which is now one of the biggest money makers of all time!"
BEAST: "Don't do it Michael, don't do it! There's still a chance you might be in Avatar 2! And even if you don't get in on any of the sequels, you'll always be Kyle Reese and Corporal Dwayne Hicks!"
CYCLOPS: "Come on Hank, we have to save him! Hurry!"
BEAST: "I'm on it!" [Cyclops & Beast rush to the rescue]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Is that...
BEAST: That´s right, Kirsten Dunst is about to jump after seeing the prospects of her career without the Spider-Man franchise!
CYCLOPS: Shouldn´t we save her?
BEAST: Spidey didn´t bother, why should we?
CYCLOPS: Hmmm, yeah, she´s not even a real redhead.
BEAST: Don´t start with the redheads thing again!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: Is that...
BEAST: That´s right, Kirsten Dunst is about to jump after seeing the prospects of her career without the Spider-Man franchise!
CYCLOPS: Shouldn´t we save her?
BEAST: Spidey didn´t bother, why should we?
CYCLOPS: Hmmm, yeah, she´s not even a real redhead.
BEAST: Don´t start with the redheads thing again!

Even funnier considering his long time gal pal was a red head.