Oh god, what'll happen when the _____ Movie people get a hold of Watchmen?

[Katsuro]

This dawned on me recently. Every single popular movie thats released gets some kind of parody in one of the terrible, terrible _____ Movies. I'm talking about Date Movie, Epic Movie, and now we've got Disaster Movie, and these things dont seem like they'll ever let up. It's almost guaranteed that there'll be another coming out shortly after Watchmen hits theaters, and they'll include some sort of really, really terrible parody of it. Or maybe we'll be really, really unlucky and get a whole movie devoted to it, like Meet the Spartans, with Carmen Electra as Laurie, of course.

God, that's a frightening thought. There's a very real possibility, that in a year or so, we'll see trailers with Carmen Electra dressed up as the Silk Spectre. In fact, it's almost a guarantee. Doesn't that thought scare the crap out of you?

 

[DoctorJones]

Doesn't that thought scare the crap out of you?

No. Why? Because I don't bother see those films or watch the trailers online. If I see a clip I just roll my eyes.

 

[Boom]

Hopefully we'll never know, because IDEALLY, stupid teenagers and snot-nosed children will one day wake up and say "Wait a second. This stuff isn't funny. AT ALL." Upon this realization, these movies will stop making money, and those satanic bastards will get knocked on their asses outside of Hollywood's locked gates, and will be forced to become very unsuccessful male ****es.

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

It'll happen, but they'll only probably go for a "Dr. Manhattan wears few clothes! Look at his tiny wang!" skit. I can already see it.

 

[nite-owl]

The _____ movies tend to spoof the trailers of movies more then anything else.

 

[joke]

The idiots behind the "Something Movie" franchise don't bother spoofing only one movie. They like to take a lot of different ones and cram them together into an hour-long torture fest. Since they already made a "Superhero Movie", I don't think Watchmen peak their talentless curiousity.

 

[MissionBond92]

Oh boy, Watchmen is definintly gonna get a parody in one of the movies eventually, like every movie does

 

[StorminNorman]

Ha - of all the ideas you could of used to paint the picture of horror a Watchmen spoof could be - Carmen Electra in tight spandex is not the best

 

[Silk Spectre]

The spoof movies are some lame. Whoever makes them seems to churn a new one out every six months, that should tell you something about the quality. Some of the older ones like Airplane and Naked Gun are funny. The newer ones appeal to 12 years olds and people with IQ's below 70. I can't see the point it paying $10 a ticket for an hours worth of bathroom humor.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Hopefully we'll never know, because IDEALLY, stupid teenagers and snot-nosed children will one day wake up and say "Wait a second. This stuff isn't funny. AT ALL." Upon this realization, these movies will stop making money, and those satanic bastards will get knocked on their asses outside of Hollywood's locked gates, and will be forced to become very unsuccessful male ****es.

"Satanic bastards"

 

[Boom]

I'm calling it now.

They will "parody" Dr. Manhattan, and make crude gay jokes about "teh nekkid blue man!!1"

 

[deadgoon697]

Talentless, Satanic Bastards is a good way to describe the makers of the spoof-movies.

 

[Commodore Schmidlapp]

Hopefully we'll never know, because IDEALLY, stupid teenagers and snot-nosed children will one day wake up and say "Wait a second. This stuff isn't funny. AT ALL." Upon this realization, these movies will stop making money, and those satanic bastards will get knocked on their asses outside of Hollywood's locked gates, and will be forced to become very unsuccessful male ****es.

This is wishful thinking, kids and teenagers are as stupid as these movies.

 

[Katsuro]

The spoof movies are some lame. Whoever makes them seems to churn a new one out every six months, that should tell you something about the quality. Some of the older ones like Airplane and Naked Gun are funny. The newer ones appeal to 12 years olds and people with IQ's below 70. I can't see the point it paying $10 a ticket for an hours worth of bathroom humor.

The difference between the great classics like Naked Gun and Airplane, and this crap they have today is simple: Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. They're the "2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie" that keep making these movies.

The formular for these films appear to be simple. Take recognizable scenes from the trailer of every popular movie in the last year or two, recast them with bad actors, and string them together with a probably incoherent plot (again, havne't seen the movies themselves, just caught the TV spots). The worst is when they parody comedies like Borat or Nacho Libre, where they're not so much parodying, as simply copying.

And sorry, but if people were gonna wise up and stop watching these movies, it would've happened already. Somehow, there's an audience for them, as every time a new one is coming out I overhear people saying "omg, that's gonna be SOO funny!" I work at a video store, and they're rented plenty often.

Also, judging by the trailer for Disaster Movie, my guess for the Watchmen parody will be Rorschach walking, and then like hitting his head on something and falling down. Or maybe he'll fart.

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

This dawned on me recently. Every single popular movie thats released gets some kind of parody in one of the terrible, terrible _____ Movies. I'm talking about Date Movie, Epic Movie, and now we've got Disaster Movie, and these things dont seem like they'll ever let up. It's almost guaranteed that there'll be another coming out shortly after Watchmen hits theaters, and they'll include some sort of really, really terrible parody of it. Or maybe we'll be really, really unlucky and get a whole movie devoted to it, like Meet the Spartans, with Carmen Electra as Laurie, of course.

God, that's a frightening thought. There's a very real possibility, that in a year or so, we'll see trailers with Carmen Electra dressed up as the Silk Spectre. In fact, it's almost a guarantee. Doesn't that thought scare the crap out of you?

Yes, because Alan Moore will finally be justified in hating Hollywood the film adaptation of Watchmen.

 

[Sawyer]

The _____ movies tend to spoof the trailers of movies more then anything else.

Of course. They cant wait long enough to actually watch all the movies they're spoofing. That would take forever. They see a trailer, make a script in what is probably no more than 25 minutes, then rush it into production, taking whatever no-talent actor they can get their hands on along for the ride.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

This idea does scare me a little bit. But I think Watchmen is WAY too deep for those morons' small brains. They'll be scratching their heads for the rest of their lives and won't be able to spoof it.

 

[DarkReflections]

i still dont know why that noone has ever protested any of those crappy movies yet. isnt it common sense that after the first 4 or 5 of them that were made that youd see someone outside a movie theatre protesting? im surprised that noone has taken

Spoiler

Ra's al Ghuls speech of the "will to act" at the end of begins to heart.

 

[vegeta21]

The idiots behind the "Something Movie" franchise don't bother spoofing only one movie. They like to take a lot of different ones and cram them together into an hour-long torture fest. Since they already made a "Superhero Movie", I don't think Watchmen peak their talentless curiousity.

They didn't do SuperHero Movie. Superhero movie has nothing to do with those two hacks. Just has an unfortunate title.

 

[RustyCage]

I wonder how many people will have the story and seriousness of the film ruined for them by that obnoxious ****. The ____ Movie people should be fired before they can pervert anything this special, and the minds of those who would have loved Watchmen with an untainted point of view.

 

[Bubastis]

A bad roschach impersonator says "The world will shot 'Save me!' and I'll say no!"
then falls off a building.
Or shoots the grappling gun swings, and misses.

 

[Gilpesh]

I'm calling it now.

They will "parody" Dr. Manhattan, and make crude gay jokes about "teh nekkid blue man!!1"

And I'm calling that Rorschach's mask will display crude pictures.

 

[I Am The Knight]

And Veidt will be portrayed as a raging gay queen.

 

[nite-owl]

I think the joke might be with Rorschach's height.

 

[dr.strange]

its like a parody song,if the movie is half as classic as the graphic novel,you gotta expect a spoof of it.