"Oh yeah, well how exactly IS Australia going to kill me?" I'm glad you asked...

[Hound55]

Well, here's a start...

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1025022/2-7m-sewer-snake-found-in-qld-toilet-bowl

And if non-venomous snakes don't do it for you, next nature'll start shooting taipans out your bidet...

# Hums Redback on the toilet seat #

 

[Casius--J]

That is NOT funny, do you know many years it took me to get over this fear of finding a snake in my toilet. Damn thats 10 years of progress gone down the drain!

 

[Anti-Moderator]

It's gonna take more than one try to flush that down.

 

[SuperFerret]

Of course, now that you've revealed this to us, Australia will have to think of some other way to kill us. I foresee hang-gliding salties.

 

[chamber-music]

Why do so many many Australian towns have such weird names like Wagga Wagga, Wollongong, Gooloogong, Ozenkadnook and Urrumbuttock?

 

[Silvermoth]

They're based on the indigenous language, the first people to settle Australia before white people.

And if you think that pic is bad, google 'Huntsman spider'.

We see them...

All.

The.

Time.

 

[CapedCrusader14]

I was just taking a **** and I saw this. Thanks. And I LIVE in Australia.

 

[KevanG]

Did you check the bowl?

 

[Duke]

Quite unsettling.

 

[Drizzle]

Well, here's a start...

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1025022/2-7m-sewer-snake-found-in-qld-toilet-bowl

And if non-venomous snakes don't do it for you, next nature'll start shooting taipans out your bidet...

# Hums Redback on the toilet seat #

 

[Kable24]

This made me laugh. Thank you for making my day a little more fun.