SuperFerret
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I dunno.
Omegle?
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Aesop Rocks
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Stranger: hi
You: STARING CONTEST AND.....GO
You: **** YOU, YOU BLINKED, I WIN.
You: STARING CONTEST AND.....GO
You: **** YOU, YOU BLINKED, I WIN.
enterthemadness
The Triumvirate
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With the Help of some Coupling Quotes (UK series, not US one, btw, a old fav show of mine. Got if on dvd, complete series FTW!)
First time I've used quotes from any movie or show, and clearly I messed up, but the person went along with it.
First time I've used quotes from any movie or show, and clearly I messed up, but the person went along with it.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi!
You: All of us, in our time, are visited by the melty man.
Stranger: ???
You: You have not heard?
Stranger: no i haven't
Stranger: er, don't recognize
You: Don't even think his name or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work on your terrified pants.
You: The archenemy of trouser confidence.
Professor Moriarty. In groin form.
Darth Vader
Without the helmet.
Stranger: darth vader
You: You're in bed with a woman. Everything's going fine. That's when the melty man strikes.
Stranger: aha, we must be in the land of star wars then?
You: Suddenly you find yourself thinking, "Maybe she's really bored".
You: Maybe you're licking her neck too much. Are you over-wetting her neck?
You: Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast? I mean, what if one breast gets ahead?
You: Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you squish 'em both together and do them at once
You: Or should you skip one breast completely just to save time?
She's wriggling about. Is that a good sign or is she just trying to dry her neck?
Stranger: do you care to explain more?
You: Yes, I can.
Stranger: thx
You: Well, as you can read, I just gave you a lesson about a troubling form of ED.
Stranger: m or f?
You: M.
You: Do I sound like a girl after I TYPED all of that?
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm F.
Stranger: but you can never assume anything nowadays
You: Really? That is true.
Stranger: oh so much
You: I don't like cushions.
You: You bring these things into our homes. They sit on our chairs. They watch our televisions. Now, I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please... What are they for? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards! Just sitting around everywhere! What are they, pets for chairs?
Stranger: Ha! pet's for chairs....
You: Come on, you sell them. What are they for?
Stranger: .....?
You: Nobody sits on them. Okay, watch this. Here's the cushion. I'm putting it on the sofa. Now watch me. I'm stting down. And what do I do on my final approach? I - oh! - move the cushion! You see? It's not involved! It's not part of the whole sitting process. It just lies there. It's fat litter! It's a sofa parasite!
You: Oh, padding! Now, that's interesting, Jane. See, I like padding. If I was, say, an American Football player, and all those big bastards running at me, I would say "give me some of that padding and be quick about it." If my job involved bouncing down jagged rocks I would say "in view of those jagged rocks down there, I'll have some of that padding, thank you very much." But Susan, Sally, Jane, this is a sofa. It is designed by clever scientists in such a way as to shield the unprotected user from the risk of skin abrasions, serious head trauma, and, of course...
Stranger: are you making this up as you go along????
You: Yes, I am.
You: I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it.
You: Was awesome, then I got caught one day.
Stranger: haha
You: What I am gonna say may shock you, but...
You: I am gay! And I've always, always been gay! I was the sperm at the back shouting "No! Don't send me into that big scary cave!" I was the only sperm who had to be chased by the egg. Don't you get it? I'm gay.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you humor me
You: thanks.
Stranger: of course stranger
Stranger:
You: Some men were born lucky. Some men were born very lucky.
Stranger: when some men were born straight?
You: A tripod.
You: I really quite like being single. Except for the bit about not having a man.
Stranger: i'm sorry but i have to ask.... are you actually gay?
You: This is not, I repeat, *not* an American sitcom!
You have disconnected.
The Battousai
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: ^^
You:
You:
You: :|
You: :/
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Haha, I liked those.
SuperFerret
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I'm still not sure just what happened.
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I'm still not sure just what happened.
You...and now I am gonna spell it out for you...so you can understand.
L-O-S-T.
The Battousai
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Stranger: [blackout]im wet and horny as hell[/blackout]
Stranger: i dont care if your a guy or girl
You: awesome
You: I'm both
You:
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hehe
Cunning Stunts
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LMAO @ that second one. You know it had to have taken that hole-in-one comment (no pun intended) to cause that reaction out of such a horny freak like that.
SuperFerret
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She just wouldn't give up.
Cunning Stunts
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I win.
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Warning: Not for the faint of heart...
I think I won yet another one too.
I think I won yet another one too.
CelticPredator
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Wait...wut?
You: I live on a farm!
Stranger: i am just so sad right now
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYt0f_F5X4E
You: And I like to eat feces
Stranger: have you heard?
Stranger: she died
Stranger: you perv
Emma Watson died? WTF?
You: I live on a farm!
Stranger: i am just so sad right now
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYt0f_F5X4E
You: And I like to eat feces
Stranger: have you heard?
Stranger: she died
Stranger: you perv
Emma Watson died? WTF?
CelticPredator
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Nevermind...i'm a tool.
CelticPredator
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Heh.
CelticPredator
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I love this site. The LOLz are magical.
And a weird one......
And a weird one......
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CelticPredator
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This one takes the cake as the weirdest.
Oh and I felt like being a black guy with a huge thingy....dont hurt me.
Oh and I felt like being a black guy with a huge thingy....dont hurt me.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Stranger: WHY HELLO THERE !!!!
You: HAI THAR!
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU
You: I'm GUD
Stranger: CHINA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DO YOU AGREE?
You: No.
Stranger: WELL YOU'RE WRONG
You: Well then you are lost!
Stranger: TELL ME SOMETHING
Stranger: I ACCIDENTALLY THE OMEGLE WINDOW BEFORE... WHAT HAPPEN?
You: You die.
Stranger: I DID NOT DIED ... I'M ALIVE
You: Johnny 5???
Stranger: ARE YOU M OR F
You: m
Stranger: I'M 14/F/CALI
You: k.
Stranger: DO U LIKE YOUNG GIRLS
You: Damn you chris hanson and your trickery!
Stranger: ???
Stranger: WHT???
Stranger: DO U LIKE YOUNG GIRLS?
You: We both know the outcome of that answer
Stranger: WOULD U KISS A YOUNG GIRL? ~_~
You: I'm 25.
You: So no.
Stranger: EVEN
Stranger: IF I
Stranger: KEPT
Stranger: INSISTING
Stranger: AND DRESSED PRETTY ^_^
You: Mmm......and end up on To Catch a Predator? **** no.
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: this is
Stranger: what i wanted
Stranger: to copy paste
Stranger: but you ruined
Stranger: my joke
Stranger:
You: Sorry Chris
You: LOL
Stranger: Hey where from btw?
Stranger: I'm 25 / male too
You: Odd.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Which continent?
Stranger: eu / am?
You: The one with the things. You know...
Stranger: The *****?
You: yeah
Stranger: So USA?
You: yeah
Stranger:
Stranger: So let's pretend we are gay?
Stranger: To make this more interesting?
Stranger: Or I pretend
Stranger: To be a girl?
You: are you ceral?
You: Leik sthuper theral?
Stranger: What does "ceral" mean? Enlighten me, English is not my first language (not even second really)
You: It means chicken.
Stranger: Really??
Stranger: In English?
You: Yes
Stranger: Are you white or black ?
You: Black as the night
Stranger: I don't think so
You: Oh? Racist?
Stranger: No but
Stranger: There's a rule that says
Stranger: "There are no black people on the Internet"
You: My mommy always said there were no monsters...no real ones...but there are.
Stranger: So ur basically saying that ******s are monsters ??? You're the racist !!!
Stranger: lol
You: Honky ass
Stranger:
Stranger: You're really black?
Stranger: Awesome
You: Yes
Stranger: Do you have
Stranger: A huge ... ?
You: Bigger then you could ever know
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: I'd like to see it
You: You would
Stranger: So you go to 4chan ?
You: No.
Stranger: Are yo
Stranger: as smart as
Stranger: mr.
Stranger: Obama?
You: Smarter
Stranger: Huge cock + smarter than OBama
Stranger: I'll marry you
You: Orly?
Stranger: SRSLY
You: Shia
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Logan's Lady
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Stranger: hey
You: why is there a red-head emo girl on the page? she looks freaky.
Stranger:
Stranger: dont know
You: her eyes are like she's trying to hex someone
You: omg maybe she hexed me and that's where I got the rash from
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: I'm the redhead in that ad for Goth Chat City
You: I live in Goth Chat city
Stranger: it's none of my business
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: why is there a red-head emo girl on the page? she looks freaky.
Stranger:
Stranger: dont know
You: her eyes are like she's trying to hex someone
You: omg maybe she hexed me and that's where I got the rash from
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: I'm the redhead in that ad for Goth Chat City
You: I live in Goth Chat city
Stranger: it's none of my business
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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DOG LIPS
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You: Who would win in a fight, a slice of pie, or a slice of cake?
Stranger: Easily the pie
Stranger: I eat the cake
You: That's a pretty racist thing to say, but you are correct.
Stranger: Well, who like's a pie anyway, right??
You: True true.
Stranger: I mean, it's not like real anyway
Stranger: It's more like 3,14 something something something
Stranger: whaca gonna do with that??
You: If I had superpowers, I think I would still just be lazy all day and not use them.
Stranger: If I had superpower, I just might kill humanity, just because I can
You: I'd probably just use my powers on the homeless.
Stranger: To steal there drugs I wonder
You: Homeless people have no rights.
Stranger: It's a jungle out there, I once ate an old lady on the line at a busline
Stranger: There can only be one
You: Yes, only one old lady.
Stranger: Yes
You: We must dwindle their numbers.
Stranger: I usually go for younger pray, but for a noble cause i can make exeptions
Stranger: Tell me, what's favorite method for hunting??
You: I like to leave some bacon in front of my car, and lay low with it running. Then, VROOM.
Stranger: Woaw, I never thought of that
Stranger: I usually stalk them in the shadows, waiting for opportunity, and then jump them, ripping them to shreds with my claws
Stranger: I love the stalking part
Stranger: The shredding, not so much
You: You should change it up sometime, rip them to shreds, THEN stalk them.
Stranger: You get **** under your nils
Stranger: Aah, yes, a nice thing for a bbq
You: I like to leave them in humorous positions.
Stranger: Example??
You: You know, like with their legs behind their head, and a clown hat on their ass.
Stranger: Aah, I think I've seen your work
Stranger: I usually mail their face to their closest family, with a note saying that they are next
You: I usually mail their face to their closest family, with a note saying they are first.
Stranger: That ought to creep them out
Stranger: I find the hardest part of picking up chicks being to get them away from the axis of my car
I would have kept going, but it's too early for that ****.
Stranger: Easily the pie
Stranger: I eat the cake
You: That's a pretty racist thing to say, but you are correct.
Stranger: Well, who like's a pie anyway, right??
You: True true.
Stranger: I mean, it's not like real anyway
Stranger: It's more like 3,14 something something something
Stranger: whaca gonna do with that??
You: If I had superpowers, I think I would still just be lazy all day and not use them.
Stranger: If I had superpower, I just might kill humanity, just because I can
You: I'd probably just use my powers on the homeless.
Stranger: To steal there drugs I wonder
You: Homeless people have no rights.
Stranger: It's a jungle out there, I once ate an old lady on the line at a busline
Stranger: There can only be one
You: Yes, only one old lady.
Stranger: Yes
You: We must dwindle their numbers.
Stranger: I usually go for younger pray, but for a noble cause i can make exeptions
Stranger: Tell me, what's favorite method for hunting??
You: I like to leave some bacon in front of my car, and lay low with it running. Then, VROOM.
Stranger: Woaw, I never thought of that
Stranger: I usually stalk them in the shadows, waiting for opportunity, and then jump them, ripping them to shreds with my claws
Stranger: I love the stalking part
Stranger: The shredding, not so much
You: You should change it up sometime, rip them to shreds, THEN stalk them.
Stranger: You get **** under your nils
Stranger: Aah, yes, a nice thing for a bbq
You: I like to leave them in humorous positions.
Stranger: Example??
You: You know, like with their legs behind their head, and a clown hat on their ass.
Stranger: Aah, I think I've seen your work
Stranger: I usually mail their face to their closest family, with a note saying that they are next
You: I usually mail their face to their closest family, with a note saying they are first.
Stranger: That ought to creep them out
Stranger: I find the hardest part of picking up chicks being to get them away from the axis of my car
I would have kept going, but it's too early for that ****.
DOG LIPS
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hiiiiiiii
You: You agitatin' my dots?
Stranger: I would never
You: Better not.
Stranger: Your dots rule man
You: I'd put this tasty cake down and whoop it.
Stranger: Chocolate?
You: Hell mother **** yes!
You: There's no other kind.
Stranger: Ice cream pretty 2 legit to quit too
You: And my goggles protect me from the fallout of pounding it in my face.
Stranger: Ur kind a diff dude eh
You: Agitate my mother ****in dots and see what happens, *****.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bleh.
Ace of Knaves
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Stranger: Hi. I'm 14 year old, from texas, my parents are brothers and my father/brother beats me to ****in' death every day.
Stranger: How are you?
You: im ok, even better now that you told me that!
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE
Stranger: GODDAMN
Stranger: How are you?
You: im ok, even better now that you told me that!
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE
Stranger: GODDAMN
Ace of Knaves
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Stranger: i wanna ride an aeroplane one day.
You: i did once, it crashed
Stranger: why aren't you dead?
You: who said i'm not?
Stranger: oh cool. you're a ghost. never knew ghosts are high tech nowadays
You: yea, i prefer typewriters though you know?
Stranger: how do you get internet connection??
You: hey i'm dead, we get mystical powers in the afterlife
Stranger: i think you
Stranger: re anime freak.
You: anime? na...i prefer animal sex
Stranger: hey my dog just died....sad and stuff..can you contact him?>??
Stranger: lucy the dog??
You: give me a sec...
You: lucy says why didn't you feed her advocado's? she loved advocado's!
Stranger: but avocados have calories duh!!
Stranger: tell her i love her...
Stranger: she was a good dog.
You: she says she loves you too, and she'll be seeing you in a couple of days
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: who else is gonna visit me?
You: jerry ray lewis and rodney dangerfield
Stranger: who are they?
You: haven't got a clue, this is what lucy told me
Stranger: i think you're talking to the wrong dog.
You: maybe, there is quite a few lucys down here
Stranger: oh so you're with a bunch of dogs right now
You: yea, they follow me around because i have a load of advocados. dogs really have a thing for advocados
You: i did once, it crashed
Stranger: why aren't you dead?
You: who said i'm not?
Stranger: oh cool. you're a ghost. never knew ghosts are high tech nowadays
You: yea, i prefer typewriters though you know?
Stranger: how do you get internet connection??
You: hey i'm dead, we get mystical powers in the afterlife
Stranger: i think you
Stranger: re anime freak.
You: anime? na...i prefer animal sex
Stranger: hey my dog just died....sad and stuff..can you contact him?>??
Stranger: lucy the dog??
You: give me a sec...
You: lucy says why didn't you feed her advocado's? she loved advocado's!
Stranger: but avocados have calories duh!!
Stranger: tell her i love her...
Stranger: she was a good dog.
You: she says she loves you too, and she'll be seeing you in a couple of days
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: who else is gonna visit me?
You: jerry ray lewis and rodney dangerfield
Stranger: who are they?
You: haven't got a clue, this is what lucy told me
Stranger: i think you're talking to the wrong dog.
You: maybe, there is quite a few lucys down here
Stranger: oh so you're with a bunch of dogs right now
You: yea, they follow me around because i have a load of advocados. dogs really have a thing for advocados
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