OMFG--Kill It!!! Burn it with Fire!!!!!!

[spideyboy_1111]

......penis fish has killed me..Killed! Me!

 

[Majik1387]

Can you imagine a headline like that?

"Man found dead: Killed by penis fish."

 

[Mindreaper21]

Roaches

[YT]fTsRwjTDaL4[/YT]

Get me a Raid Grenade!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

I. Hate. Roaches.

 

[Piper Maru]

those are not penis roaches are they? i mean cockroaches, er ah...never mind. either way keep them away!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Nope. Satire website, like the onion.

I LOVE the Onion!!! Hahaha!

There was a story last night that had Romney, Ryan, and another delegate at the RNC abusing a Gay Marine. Tasteless? Yes. But to trick your boyfriend into thinking it was a real news story for a millisecond? Kinda funny. xD!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Do you like to swim? Well, NEVER do it in the Amazon. It's not the piranha you need to worry about. It's this little fella:

"The slick, slim, small Candiru frequently lodge themselves in larger fish and animals and are nearly impossible to remove."

They have been rumoured to swim up a person's penis.

http://webecoist.momtastic.com/2009/02/03/the-9-strangest-animals-on-earth/

That thing is a bit too thick to swim up someone's penis mouth. Even the biggest penis is not gonna have a hole that big.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Cantor's Giant Soft Shelled Turtle

 

[Hotwire]

Cantor's Giant Soft Shelled Turtle

Looks deflated.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

That thing is a bit too think so swim up someone's penis mouth. Even the biggest penis is not gonna have a hole that big.

This comment is so full of win.

 

[Hellion]

That thing is a bit too think so swim up someone's penis mouth. Even the biggest penis is not gonna have a hole that big.

 

[marcvader]

lol

 

[Majik1387]

That thing is a bit too thick so swim up someone's penis mouth. Even the biggest penis is not gonna have a hole that big.

Maybe the fish stretches the hole.

 

[Mindreaper21]

That thing is a bit too think so swim up someone's penis mouth. Even the biggest penis is not gonna have a hole that big.

Tell that to the guy that had one of these things to wiggle up his wiener and feast.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Tell that to the guy that had one of these things to wiggle up his wiener and feast.

I don't think that's possible. That fish is 2 to3 times the thickness of a man-head's pee-pee tract. Penile splits are just not that wide and you'd feel immense pain if something like this tried to stretch its way up there. In other words, any dude that is dumb ass enough to sit there and allow something that large to burrow its way up his urethra deserves it...and probably likes it.

The ass would be a much easier route, just saying.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

This comment is so full of win.

lol

I was being quite serious. I am well-versed in these matters; don't ask me how!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Oh, I had a typo in the original post. I meant to say that thing was "too thick".

I'm talking about the penis fish, not the penis victim.

 

[marcvader]

 

[Maximum Carnage]

.. Interesting convo. :P

 

[Kane52630]

 

[:eek:]

Speaking of penis fishes...:

http://www.livescience.com/22824-penis-head-fish-discovered.html

And here's another reason to fear ticks:

http://www.livescience.com/22813-new-heartland-virus-discovered.html

 

[redmarvel]

That thing is a bit too thick to swim up someone's penis mouth. Even the biggest penis is not gonna have a hole that big.

I believe this picture was of a full grown specimen... most fish start out pretty small.

 

[Mindreaper21]

Yeah...it was the ummm...candiru fiish...

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

That's not real... right?

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

The Pacu fish (The testical eater)

Really. Creepy.