Once Upon A Time...

[OverMyHead]

Post jokes of your own:


George was riding his rusty bicycle past a field one day when he saw a Gamekeeper standing there *********ing. George stopped, reached into his pocket, took out a camera, and photographed the Gamekeeper at the moment of ejaculation. The Gamekeeper saw the camera flash and quickly zipped himself up, then ran over to George.

“What the hell are you doing?” yelled the Gamekeeper.

“I could ask you the same question… which is exactly what the Police will do when they see this photo” said George.

“Please don’t show them that, I’ll get arrested, and fired!” said the Gamekeeper “I’ll do anything!”

“Okay, I’ll sell you the photo for £1,000” said George.

“But that’s blackmail!”

“No, that’s business… now, do we have a deal?” said George.

“I don’t see that I have much choice. What do I tell my wife when she wonders where our money has gone?”

“That’s simple, you can have my bike. Tell her it’s an antique and you have bought it for £1,000”

“Ok” said the Gamekeeper, reluctantly.

They went to the bank together; the Gamekeeper gave George £1,000 and went home on the bicycle. The Gamekeeper’s wife heard the rattling old bike and walked up the path, looking in horror at the rusting piece of tat her husband was riding.

“What the bloody hell have you got there!?”

“This little beauty is an antique, it’s worth a fortune” said the Gamekeeper.

“It’s a rusty pile of scrap metal, that’s what it is. Where’d you find it?”

“I didn’t find it… I bought it”

“You’re kidding! You bought a piece of rusty crap! Idiot! Go on, tell me… how much did you pay?”

“£1,000”

“£1,000 for THAT! All I can say is that whoever sold it to you must have seen you coming.”

 

[Fran]

Here's an awesome joke, it's good:

Once upon a time, there was a user named OverMyHead.
One day, he made many useless threads.
DOG, Drak, Dew and the rest
Agreed this thread should be closed
And ban him, because it's the best!