Oral Sex, a Knife Fight and Then Sperm Still Impregnated Girl

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellne...rvival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562#.UN0lZHfNkxE


By LAUREN COX
Feb. 3, 2010



A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.
In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.
"Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

 

[Quasimod0]

Well thats strange. No vagina? Shame about her being 15 though. Thats way too much for a girl that age to go through

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Pretty unlucky girl. Wonder if she kept the baby or not.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Some kids are just meant to be born.

 

[Schlosser85]

How do you pee?

 

[Shemtov]

If she ovulated nd has no Birth Canal, there re certain questions bout um.....how some things work for her.

 

[Shemtov]

How do you pee?

I don't think women urinate out of their vagina......

 

[Warhammer]

So that means she just had a small, random hole down there so she could pee? How did not one person think that was weird when she was a baby or toddler? That's f***ing bulls***.

 

[GoldCrest]

I don't think women urinate out of their vagina......

Nope, we do not urinate out of our vagina otherwise tampon would be a hassle.
We actually have three holes down there -- a vagina, anus, and a urinary meatus.

 

[Brita21]

My mind is blown, and so very confused!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Nope, we do not urinate out of our vagina otherwise tampon would be a hassle.
We actually have three holes down there -- a vagina, anus, and a urinary meatus.

Well ... us men have five! That's right, FIVE! (back me up here, guys). Men win again, by two entire holes!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I actually have six, but I'm also an east coaster, so that's pretty common.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I actually have six, but I'm also an east coaster, so that's pretty common.

yeah, for east coasters, the sixth hole is Camden, New Jersey.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Represent.

 

[GoldCrest]

Well ... us men have five! That's right, FIVE! (back me up here, guys). Men win again, by two entire holes!

That explains why so much air manage to seep in

 

[Pink Ranger]

That explains why so much air manage to seep in

As men, we have to manage all of the following:

-the anterior profiterole

-the transverse lanthanide

-the liturgical yari

-the rustic dimetrodon

-the medial pomelo

 

[DarkSovereignty]

And don't forget the emergency release valve.

 

[GoldCrest]

as men, we have to manage all of the following:

-the anterior profiterole

-the transverse lanthanide

-the liturgical yari

-the rustic dimetrodon

-the medial pomelo

wtf?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Might wanna delete that, there's Virgin eyes in these here boards. But seriously mods will get uppity.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Might wanna delete that, there's Virgin eyes in these here boards. But seriously mods will get uppity.

Yeah, I knew "rustic dimetrodon" was pushing the envelope too much. I'm a badass, that's all I can say.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Rustic dimetredon, oooo, can say that again, only slower?

 

[GoldCrest]

Might wanna delete that, there's Virgin eyes in these here boards. But seriously mods will get uppity.

Done. It wasn't until I post the picture did I realize no four-letter-words are allow here.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

It's true, six letter words will get you an automatic temp ban.

 

[GoldCrest]

Rustic dimetredon, oooo, can say that again, only slower?

Why talk the talk, when you can walk the walk

 

[Boom]

The mental images.


Make them go away.