ORGANICS SUCK!!!! (A Tribute Thread)

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  1. Daisy

    Daisy Gone

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    As I was reading the various threads discussing the reboot, I felt a strange sense of deja vu. Yet, I felt there was something missing that I couldn't quite put my finger on.

    Then I realized what it was, there was no one putting those pesky man-spider fans in their place!

    And so (after a bit of archival research), I present the beloved Mr Parker in all his glory:

    :applaud TRUE SPIDEY FAN :applaud

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    Now that that's taken care of...

    While I certainly don't share all of Mr P's sentiments (i.e. anyone liking the Sony Spider-Man films aren't true spidey fans, but man-spider fans), I do agree that mechanized web-shooters are something integral to the Spider-Man mythos. Like Mr P said, they are emblematic in showing how Peter Parker was special, how his intelligence and problem-sovling abilities allowed him to really make use of the power he was given (unlike someone like Flash Thompson).

    Additionally, the constant need to buy supplies to create web fluid presented him with another challenge in his life, and the fact that his webbing could run out prevented him from using it as a cruch, forcing him to once again rely on his own intelligence and skills to get himself out of a jam. For me, that was always one of the more appealing things about Spider-Man (also why I prefer Batman over Superman, but that's for another forum).

    So, I say, organics DO suck. The film-makers should do it right this time and use mechanical web-shooters.
     
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  2. The Joker

    The Joker The Clown Prince of Crime

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    Mr Parker.....oh the memories. Shame you couldn't find any of Bakerboy's posts, too. They were a dynamic duo together.
     
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  3. Daisy

    Daisy Gone

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    This is the only remaining quote from bakerboy on Spider-Man (the others relate to Batman).

    The question posed was which was worse the GG costume or the Organics:

     
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  4. TheSlag

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    hehe.. *breaks into song*... Memmmorrriessssss... Like the corners of my mind... *Hears Cats start howling...

    Man-Spider... True Spider-Man fans... ahh, sweet memories. :up:

    Those were the days. When you could really get into it with the umm... errr... "unique" posters that were on the site.

    Wow. I hate it that I basically agree with Mr. Parker, not to his lunatic extent mind you, but I do prefer Mechs.\

    Man, I really miss those days.

    Oh yeah... almost forgot.. *clears throat*....

    MARRY ME!!!! :cwink:
     
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  5. Daisy

    Daisy Gone

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    It's like when you're talking politics and some guy who agrees with you jumps in and then takes it ten steps further, and his way of saying things is so horrible you just think: "Please... don't help me. :("

    I don't think that the organics made the movies bad or really detracted from the films. At the same time, though, they didn't really add or enhance the film either. There was nothing they did with the organics that they couldn't have done with mechanical webshooters. There was nothing that made you think: "Aha! Now I understand why they felt the need to change it. They wanted to show X." They were just ... there.

    Mechs, on the other hand, provide an opportunity to really highlight another dimention of Peter's character - ingenuity.
     
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  6. TheSlag

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    LOL. I agree. It's not like the Organics ruined the movie for me, or made it the Amazing Man-Spider for me (thank you bakerboy and Mr. Parker)... but the Organics vs. the Mechs left a dimension out of Peter Parker for me, that I want to see in the reboot.
     
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    I think the Spectacular Spider Man animated series showed how out-of-place and unneeded the organic web shooters were. I hope we get mechs in the reboot.
     
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  8. Franklin Richards

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    If they were really organic they'd be coming out of his butt.



    :thing: :doom: :thing:
     
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  9. Spider-Kid

    Spider-Kid Dabbing on the oldies!

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    Alex The Great Well-Known Member

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    Man, how did you find those posts? I want to be able to read the days of old Hype :csad:
     
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  11. Carcharodon

    Carcharodon Well-Known Member

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    Not necessarily. That assumption is based on a grossly oversimplified view of human and spider anatomy.
     
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  12. Franklin Richards

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    Would it be coming out of his hands?


    :thing: :doom: :thing:
     
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  13. Carcharodon

    Carcharodon Well-Known Member

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    **** no lol.
     
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  14. Daisy

    Daisy Gone

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    It'd be coming out of his belly button.
     
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  15. Carcharodon

    Carcharodon Well-Known Member

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  16. Daisy

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    Dude, I think you're marching to the beat of a different drum here.
     
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  17. Alex The Great

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    The webbing comes out of his penis


    Case Closed :up:
     
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  18. Carcharodon

    Carcharodon Well-Known Member

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    ....no.

    ....yes. :up:
     
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  19. Eggyman

    Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    The next time I see Spidey shoot webs at a bad guy's face, the charm will be lost.
     
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  20. chaseter

    chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Organics are better for the environment.
     
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  21. Ken-Kaniff

    Ken-Kaniff MyCommonSenseIsTingling!

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    WOW! What a mature title this thread has...;)
     
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  22. Spider-Aziz

    Spider-Aziz Raul Boston's Dish Gaunt

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    I disagree with Mr Parker whoever he is, fans of the organic shooters are still Spidey fans, they simply accepted the change for the movies
     
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  23. Spider-Who?

    Spider-Who? ERMERGERD!

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    oh man....i became a member of Spider-Man Hype! so I could post in the Organics SUCK!!!!!!! thread. Wow, to think its been 10 years....
     
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  24. Irony-Man

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    Mr Parker was not a person. He was a concept, an idea, a man-spider bashing wraith! If you took every cliche of what is wrong with fanboys, rolled them up into one uber fanboy and ran their thoughts thru the OPPOSITE of spell check (while applying random caPITALIzation and personal attacks), then you would come close to recreating the glory that was Mr Parker.

    Arguing with Mr Parker was the most fun the Hype has ever been.

    Thousands of years from now, when Spider-man, man-spider, organic webbing and even Mr Parker himself have been forgotten, the SPIRIT of his semi-coherent, pourly speled, CAPITALIZEED, rants aginst SONY raping his childhood, will remain. Every time a fan rails against a change made to a beloved character, every time an internet troll SHOUTS at someone thru his computer, every time a clearly derailed argument is endlessly repeated, every time a logical inconsistency is pointed out but ignored in teh next post, we can say thank you to MR Parker.

    If I may paraphrase BakerBoy: "I knew Mr Parker. I served on teh Hype with Mr Parker and you SIR are NO MR PARKER!
     
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  25. Daisy

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    :slowclap:
     
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