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The Amazing Spider-Man ORGANICS SUCK!!!! (A Tribute Thread)

I remember those two. Good times, good times :up:

We can't insane people like this anymore :(
 
oh man....i became a member of Spider-Man Hype! so I could post in the Organics SUCK!!!!!!! thread. Wow, to think its been 10 years....

Yes. I joined 10 years ago for the same reason. haha.

P.S.....Organics Suck.
 
I have to agree about the importance of the web shooters to Peter's character, and what a marvel they are.

But the sort of religious nutball behavior I keep seeing is a bit much. :oldrazz:
 
Mech web shooter just don't work in a movie world.

First, would he have invented this magical webbing that can shoot miles and miles of string that can lift trucks and helicopters, if he didn't get bit by that spider?

Second, if he has the power to stick to walls and spidey sense, why not be able to shoot webs?

Third, wouldn't the stuff be a little expensive to produce on his salary, is he mixing miles and miles of batches of this stuff in his 1 room apt in his spare time?

Forget about the wrist mechanism, is the kid a super genius mechanical engineer as well?

Organic web shooters solve all these issues that Stan Lee's origin of a character that he expected a 1 issue run started.
 
^ I was never into organics, but after seeing Raimi's trilogy, common sense set in and it made all sense. All you're points is exactly what I was thinking. I totally agree with you!
 
I think bakerboy and Mr. Parker need to come back. A Spider-man movie conversation isn't the same without them. :(
 
Mech web shooter just don't work in a movie world.

First, would he have invented this magical webbing that can shoot miles and miles of string that can lift trucks and helicopters, if he didn't get bit by that spider?

Second, if he has the power to stick to walls and spidey sense, why not be able to shoot webs?

Third, wouldn't the stuff be a little expensive to produce on his salary, is he mixing miles and miles of batches of this stuff in his 1 room apt in his spare time?

Forget about the wrist mechanism, is the kid a super genius mechanical engineer as well?

Organic web shooters solve all these issues that Stan Lee's origin of a character that he expected a 1 issue run started.

Agreed on all points.

When people think about spiders, its arguable to say the first thing they think about is the webs they make. So why couldn't that possibly be one of the powers Peter inherits?
 
Mech web shooter just don't work in a movie world.
and the Sandman does?

First, would he have invented this magical webbing that can shoot miles and miles of string that can lift trucks and helicopters, if he didn't get bit by that spider?
No, he invented it because he was inspired by his super powers.

Second, if he has the power to stick to walls and spidey sense, why not be able to shoot webs?
1) You wouldn't get a spider sense from spider genetics.

2) Parker is meta-human not a spider hybrid. There's no reason he should have spider body parts which is disgusting. Stan Lee knew what he was doing when he made Parker a meta-human without spider parts.

Third, wouldn't the stuff be a little expensive to produce on his salary, is he mixing miles and miles of batches of this stuff in his 1 room apt in his spare time?
The formula for Parker's webbing is fictional. We don't know is it's made from cheap, widely available chemicals. We do know the web fluid expands once it is released from the web shooter, so it takes a much smaller amount to create miles of webbing.

Forget about the wrist mechanism, is the kid a super genius mechanical engineer as well?
What is a webshooter. Basically a silly string can made into a bracelet. It's not rocket science.

Organic web shooters solve all these issues that Stan Lee's origin of a character that he expected a 1 issue run started.
They don't solve anything.

They take away the character's major contribution to his own superpowers. They take away his ability to change web formula to battle foes like Electro, Rhino and Mysterio. They take away Spider-man's technological parallel to foes like Dr. Octopus and Green Goblin. They take away one of the coolest gadget's in comic book history.
 
But this isn't a webshooter debate thread so I'll just say, ORGANICS STILL SUCK!!
 
Web shooters are probably mechanical, you lovers of faithfulness got your wishes
 
The webbing comes out of his penis


Case Closed :up:

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Mech web shooter just don't work in a movie world.

First, would he have invented this magical webbing that can shoot miles and miles of string that can lift trucks and helicopters, if he didn't get bit by that spider?

Second, if he has the power to stick to walls and spidey sense, why not be able to shoot webs?

Third, wouldn't the stuff be a little expensive to produce on his salary, is he mixing miles and miles of batches of this stuff in his 1 room apt in his spare time?

Forget about the wrist mechanism, is the kid a super genius mechanical engineer as well?

Organic web shooters solve all these issues that Stan Lee's origin of a character that he expected a 1 issue run started.

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Wow, I really wish I was on these forums when the first Spidey film was coming out, hmm I would've been around 13 or 14 at that time :funny: No way I'd be that qualified to contribute to a "Organics vs. Webshooter" debate :hehe:
 
Agreed on all points.

When people think about spiders, its arguable to say the first thing they think about is the webs they make. So why couldn't that possibly be one of the powers Peter inherits?
Beat me to it. Look, I don't want to diss the importance of the web-shooters, lord knows they've been important over the years especially for reasons that others have posted above, but inheriting the ability to make webs from a spider? the idea itself is "organic" it just makes more sense to me. I missed organics when they got erased in the comics, but that's not the worst thing to have happened in the last several years.

Going the webshooter route in the movie, I'm actually excited for that! I have to see how they handle it and not have them look bulky, and without doing it Ben Reilly style. Comics it never mattered cause the audience just takes for granted they're there. On an actual costume it's something completely different
 
/\... so I guess your a fan of Peter growing 2 sets of arms and 2 sets of legs to have 8 like arachnids? :cwink:
 
You forgot eight eyes.

If spiders have eight eyes why didn't Peter Parker get eight eyes. It doesn't make sense! Damn youz Stan Lee!
 
I'd just like to throw out I also miss Spiderfreddie complaining about Freddie Prinz Jr. not playing Peter.
 
The formula for Parker's webbing is fictional. We don't know is it's made from cheap, widely available chemicals. We do know the web fluid expands once it is released from the web shooter, so it takes a much smaller amount to create miles of webbing.

If Peter Parker could create a web fluid that can be made cheaply from widely available chemicals, have a tensile strength that is stronger than any known metal fiber of equal weight, and dissolve without a trace after it has been used, he would never have to worry about paying the bills. He would have wealth to rival Tony Stark. It never made much sense to make him smart enough to do that, but be too stupid to market it and help fund his crime fighting and help himself and his aunt.
 

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