Parents Worried About Dora The Explorer Becoming A Skank

[Manic]

Parents are worried about a new "Tween" Dora becoming a boy-crazy little tart.
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Oh, those overreacting parents.

 

[Majik1387]

Oh I thought it was because it's been popular to call her Dora the ****a

 

[Obi-Ron]

The new design hasn't even been revealed yet!

x 1,000,000

Tell you what,parents...if you think it's not appropriate for your child, how about showing some backbone and not buying it.

x infinity

 

[terry78]

Swiper is going to become her pimp and she will refer to him as Papi Chulo.

 

[Wylie Times]

Parents are worried about a new "Tween" Dora becoming a boy-crazy little tart.
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Oh, those overreacting parents.

This says way more about the parents and what they think of "tween" girls from the city than it does about Mattel.

 

[piccolo]

Parents are worried about a new "Tween" Dora becoming a boy-crazy little tart.
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Oh, those overreacting parents.

Great, now I have to watch the show.

Thanks a lot.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Swiper is going to become her pimp and she will refer to him as Papi Chulo.

 

[Wylie Times]

Swiper is going to become her pimp and she will refer to him as Papi Chulo.

I see a crossover with the Maury show

I can just see Dora on stage saying "Whatever, whatever, I do what I want"

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Well that would explain that episode I saw where Dora asking the kids at home to see how many holes they could count.

 

[Addendum]

Parents are worried about a new "Tween" Dora becoming a boy-crazy little tart.
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Oh, those overreacting parents.

They must think she's a real person

 

[Lord Valumart]

...the one thing i'm confused about is what the hell a tween is

 

[Majik1387]

...the one thing i'm confused about is what the hell a tween is

Ages 10-12.
Double digit ages that aren't teenagers but aren't kids.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Ages 10-12.
Double digit ages that aren't teenagers but aren't kids.

the hell

they're kids...they don't need to invent new words to describe something like that

 

[Wylie Times]

the hell

they're kids...they don't need to invent new words to describe something like that

what's sad is that ADULTS coined this term.

 

[Immortalfire]

the hell

they're kids...they don't need to invent new words to describe something like that

For real.

 

[Lord Valumart]

what's sad is that ADULTS coined this term.

this is the ultimate proof that adults sucks

 

[Wylie Times]

this is the ultimate proof that adults sucks

To be fair the adults were Disney execs who wanted to give a unique name to a certain demographic.

 

[Lord Valumart]

To be fair the adults were Disney execs who wanted to give a unique name to a certain demographic.

...when did disney become the anti-christ

 

[ShadowBoxing]

"Today we're going to talk about measuring! MEASURING IS FUN! Es muy divertido! This is Carlos! llamas Carlos Carlos es seis inches! Carlos is six inches! ES MUY PEQUENO! NO WAY! SAY IT LOUDER! This is Miguel! Miguel es neuve inches! MUY GRANDE! He is very BIG! ME GUSTO!"

 

[Spider-X]

...the one thing i'm confused about is what the hell a tween is

I've been wondering this for a long time aswell...and not that I know, I refuse to use the term.

they are F#%king kids...

 

[Temple Fugate]

"Today we're going to talk about measuring! MEASURING IS FUN! Es muy divertido! This is Carlos! llamas Carlos Carlos es seis inches! Carlos is six inches! ES MUY PEQUENO! NO WAY! SAY IT LOUDER! This is Miguel! Miguel es neuve inches! MUY GRANDE! He is very BIG! ME GUSTO!"

LOL I LOL OLOLOLOLOLOL MOAR LOL lol

 

[StrainedEyes]

The best part of Dora the Explorer is at the end of each episode, when she asks us what our favorite part was, then she stands there, wide-eyed, waiting for a response, and after what feels like an eternity she says it was her favorite part too.

 

[AndThePickles]

Swiper is going to become her pimp and she will refer to him as Papi Chulo.

Swiper no swiping Dora's virginity.

 

[terry78]

Swiper no swiping Dora's virginity.

Well, she is a latina....

No I did'ent.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I thought her partaking in some bestiality was old news?