Paris Hilton steals her music. *Shock*

[Otis Driftwood]

Okay, so a couple of people sent it emails about the suspicious similarities between the first Paris Hilton single 'Stars Are Blind' and the UB40 song 'Kingston Town' from 1989. So I mashed together this little comparison, which you can hear here. It's not exactly note for note, it sounds like they just laid down the track and turned up the volume, but there's a very definite similarity. Be warned, the audio levels vary from song to song, and it's a little annoying. I'm not exactly on the wheels of steel over here. I probably could have made this better but I got pretty tired of listening to it. I'd rather hear gunshots in a daycare than to ever hear her sing again.

Hmmm?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hmmm... What would Tyler Durden do?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I have no vistage of even caring at all

 

[Equint77]

this ***** was at Macy's yesterday and if you bought her ****ing perfume you'd get to meet her.

I should have wasted the 40 dollars and bought it just so she could do me.... that's the cheapest price for prostitution I know of.

 

[Otis Driftwood]

I should have wasted the 40 dollars and bought it just so she could do me.... that's the cheapest price for prostitution I know of.

You roll in some high class circles.

 

[PLAS]

I was gonna say **** paris, but that would be a redundancy

 

[ampersand]

I didn't even know Paris Hilton had a single. I thought this was a thread about her downloading music illegally.

 

[jaguarr]

I didn't even know Paris Hilton had a single. I thought this was a thread about her downloading music illegally.

LOL! I thought it was about how she's the biggest ****e on BitTorrent or something.

jag

 

[elektrafighter]

The New Paris Hilton song is amazing, I thought it would be bad but her new song called"Stars are blind". is Great.
She could sing after all.

 

[DOG LIPS]

The New Paris Hilton song is amazing, I thought it would be bad but her new song called"Stars are blind". is Great.
She could sing after all.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

this ***** was at Macy's yesterday and if you bought her ****ing perfume you'd get to meet her.

I should have wasted the 40 dollars and bought it just so she could do me.... that's the cheapest price for prostitution I know of.

That's how I met her.

 

[Otis Driftwood]

The New Paris Hilton song is amazing, I thought it would be bad but her new song called"Stars are blind". is Great.
She could sing after all.

She's like an American Idol contestant. She's gonna make money off singing other people's songs.

 

[ben_reilly_s_s]

I didn't even know Paris Hilton had a single. I thought this was a thread about her downloading music illegally.

I thought so too.

Um, who's Paris?

 

[Equint77]

You roll in some high class circles.

damn right I do.

 

[jaguarr]

The New Paris Hilton song is amazing, I thought it would be bad but her new song called"Stars are blind". is Great.
She could sing after all.

It's not too late for you to ask the mod's to delete your account and then head over to imdb.com where you'll be amongst your own kind.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

The New Paris Hilton song is amazing, I thought it would be bad but her new song called"Stars are blind". is Great.
She could sing after all.

Hi Paris how are you?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Hi Paris how are you?

"That's hot."

 

[Erzengel]

Don't forget to catch Paris' show the Simple Life 3 on E! too.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I want to donkey punch her.

 

[Ronny Shade]

me too

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

me too

Hey.

 

[Kaleb]

Um I still wantto know what would Tyler durden do.

 

[Erzengel]

He'd probably donkey punch her as well.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Hey.

is that a greeting or an accusation?

 

[Otis Driftwood]

I want to donkey punch her.

This would imply that you have to "penetrate" her.