Pat Robertson predicts terrorist atack late in 2007

[lazur]

This guy's officially a whack job.

 

[kainedamo]

Ariel Sharon's stroke probably had more to do with him being old than anything to do with Palestinians.

His prediction about Bush... Bush didn't easily win that election. It was nearly 50/50! So he was wrong about that.

Him predicting a tsunami is like me saying I predict there will be an earthquake in Japan next year

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

hmmm. Why doesn't God stop the attack instead of telling Pat Robertson secretly?

Yep. So ******ed.

Anyway, this is one of the greatest things ever to happen in that if it doesn't occur, according to the Bible, Pat Robertson is a False Prophet.

According to God, before he changed his mind, that would mean we should throw rocks at Pat Robertson till he dies.

Now, it just means that no "real" Christian can follow him anymore.

X 1,000,000

 

[Venom'sDad]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102/ap_on_re_us/robertson_prediction


What does he know that we don't?

How quick most people forget.... he has predicted a terrorist attack 3 out of the last 5 years.... on wait a minute..... 4 out of the last 6 years now.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

according to the Bible, Pat Robertson is a False Prophet.

this is something that has always puzzled me about his followers, since they...you know, seem to be ignoring the bible and stuff.

 

[Darthphere]

God told me Pat Roberston was a crazy *******. Mee print the story!

 

[Apollo]

for all we know pat roberstson could be very well PLANNING his own attacks on america and just giving us a heads up

 

[raybia]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102/ap_on_re_us/robertson_prediction


What does he know that we don't?

Now if I did that I would be detained by Homeland security and sent to Gitmo.

 

[Addendum]

How quick most people forget.... he has predicted a terrorist attack 3 out of the last 5 years.... on wait a minute..... 4 out of the last 6 years now.

So what the **** does he want? A cookie? A medal? A goldstar?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

And the night sky was ripped open, and God gazed upon his planet. He found the false Prophet, Pat Robertson, and said:

"THOU CRUSTY MOTHERF**KER, AS YOUR LORD, I COMMAND THEE TO CEASE USING MY NAME TO SPREAD THOU SENILE BIGOTRIES, FOR THOU ART MAKING THEE LOOK BAD."

 

[jaguarr]

Dear Baby Jesus, if you have to let the terrorists attack someone please let it be Pat Robertson. Thanks and amen.

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Prophet?

EDIT: Damn you, Kritish!

Don't change it...it's actually ironically more funny when you spell Prophet "Profit" when referring to Pat Robertson.

 

[Venom'sDad]

So what the **** does he want? A cookie? A medal? A goldstar?

More members/followers, which leads to more selling of books/videos and donations, which leads to more MONEY.... that's what he wants.... the same thing we all want.... this is just his way of obtaining it.... and also a little fame when it eventually happen.... hell, he's bound to be right one of these years.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

this is something that has always puzzled me about his followers, since they...you know, seem to be ignoring the bible and stuff.

I find most groups rarely resemble those which they follow. How many comics fans do you know who have all-star athletic physiques and strongly and bravely sacrifice themselves to rid their streets of crime?

 

[Galact-Gal]

Now if I did that I would be detained by Homeland security and sent to Gitmo.

Hey, you can't say Gitmo! It's an overused word! Just ask that university in Michigan, or wherever the hell it was.

 

[Darthphere]

I find most groups rarely resemble those which they follow. How many comics fans do you know who have all-star athletic physiques and strongly and bravely sacrifice themselves to rid their streets of crime?

Pffft. A lot.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I find most groups rarely resemble those which they follow. How many comics fans do you know who have all-star athletic physiques and strongly and bravely sacrifice themselves to rid their streets of crime?

I use my massive fortune to fight crime at night and maintain a care-free playboy facade during the day.

 

[Galact-Gal]

I use my massive fortune to fight crime at night and maintain a care-free playboy facade during the day.

And stop alien invasions on the weekends.

 

[Manic]

Pat Robertson in May 2006...

Pat: Lord, hear my cries!
God: Not this guy, again...
Pat: Oh, Lord. What shall befall us in the year of 2006?
God: Uh... it's gon' rain.
Pat: I have spoken God, and he told me Tsunamis shall strike the American coast! Follow me, and bring monies!

 

[raybia]

Hey, you can't say Gitmo! It's an overused word! Just ask that university in Michigan, or wherever the hell it was.

I knew someone was going to say that.

 

[sinewave]

the dude can squat-thrust more than a pro football player. of course he's legit.

 

[bored]

Here's my prediction: Pat Robertson will continue to look like the ******ed son of a walnut.

 

[sinewave]

Here's my prediction: Pat Robertson will continue to look like the ******ed son of a walnut.

yeah, but have you tried his shakes? they're jesus-approved.

 

[The Lizard]

This thread gets the Trinity Broadcasting Network's "Giant Pink Hair" seal of approval.

 

[bored]

yeah, but have you tried his shakes? they're jesus-approved.

I only drink shakes with made-up random foodstuff hybrids for names.