Pat Robertson predicts terrorist atack late in 2007

[ShadowBoxing]

This guy's officially a whack job.

It's only now official

 

[JewishHobbit]

Out of curiosity, when has Pat been called a Prophet? I don't really follow his stuff much, so I don't know. Just curious if he's officially been declared a prophet, or if people's just assumed him the title because God talks to him. God talks to a lot of people, doesn't make everyone prophets.

 

[Warhammer]

Haha, his place is like 8 minutes away from my house.

 

[Speedball]

I need to go down the street to Regent and put tape over this crazy man's mouth.
Hopefully he'll cause the attack and get rid of himself so my area can finally stop holding it's breath every time he talks.

 

[Speedball]

Haha, his place is like 8 minutes away from my house.

LOL!
What are the chances that we post around the same time.

 

[Warhammer]

Speedball, are you a local?

*Wonders*

 

[Speedball]

Speedball, are you a local?

*Wonders*

Yep (Norfolk), for three more days.
Then I'm off for JMU.

 

[Spider-Bite]

"In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction."

Just like TSog used to do

After the fact he claims that he secretly had predicted the tsunami and Katrina.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Out of curiosity, when has Pat been called a Prophet? I don't really follow his stuff much, so I don't know. Just curious if he's officially been declared a prophet, or if people's just assumed him the title because God talks to him. God talks to a lot of people, doesn't make everyone prophets.

People who think God talks to them need scitzophrania meds.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

yeah, but have you tried his shakes? they're jesus-approved.

They're f***ing protein shakes, I've been drinking them for three f***ing years doing bodybuilding and Arnold was pushing basically the exact same product as far back as the 1970s and this senile whack job acts like he is pushing some new miracle shake....what an ass.

 

[Speedball]

They're f***ing protein shakes, I've been drinking them for three f***ing years doing bodybuilding and Arnold was pushing basically the exact same product as far back as the 1970s and this senile whack job acts like he is pushing some new miracle shake....what an ass.

I like that last three words...
I'm off to make a giant poster at Kinko's that reads "Pat Robertson - What an Ass!"
I guess it could be taken the wrong way though

 

[Gotendbz-2]

I'll have to move to In-the-middle-of-nowhere Kansas.

Midtown Comics will probably be blown up before I ever get to go there.

That is, if this does happen.

Japan, here I come!!!

 

[sinewave]

They're f***ing protein shakes, I've been drinking them for three f***ing years doing bodybuilding and Arnold was pushing basically the exact same product as far back as the 1970s and this senile whack job acts like he is pushing some new miracle shake....what an ass.

does that stuff allow you to rock the **** out of the squat thrusts like my dawg p-rob?

 

[Speedball]

Anyone else think he's been watching a little too much "Heroes"?

 

[JewishHobbit]

People who think God talks to them need scitzophrania meds.

Nah, I've recognized God's voice myself and I'm perfectly healthy. It just depends on how people deal with what they hear and how much of their own spin they put on it.

 

[sinewave]

Anyone else think he's been watching a little too much "Heroes"?

nice thought, but i doubt he watches anything but his own show... and maybe some matlock.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

I had a dream last night that the sun plunged into the earth and killed us all. Not a very nice dream.

 

[Darthphere]

does that stuff allow you to rock the **** out of the squat thrusts like my dawg p-rob?

Almost sig worthy.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

does that stuff allow you to rock the **** out of the squat thrusts like my dawg p-rob?

Yes.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Didn't P-Rob claim he could leg press something like 800 lbs or something obscene like that?

 

[Darthphere]

Didn't P-Rob claim he could leg press something like 800 lbs or something obscene like that?

Pffft. Claimed and proved friend. Theres video.

 

[Speedball]

Didn't P-Rob claim he could leg press something like 800 lbs or something obscene like that?

I can leg press 500 lbs. without crap going in my system...
I used to do it when I worked out...I miss those days...
And yes, my calves are huge...

 

[sinewave]

Almost sig worthy.

that's actually a high compliment coming from you, phere.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Nah, I've recognized God's voice myself and I'm perfectly healthy. It just depends on how people deal with what they hear and how much of their own spin they put on it.

Scitzo's also think the voices they hear are completely real as well. If religion had never been invented and you started running around saying you heard God talk to you, you'd be locked up. For some reason if people say it's God we make an exception, but if the voice belongs to a guy named Bob then it's off to the mental ward.

I do not think your crazy, I'm just trying to point out how ridiuclous it is. I doubt your a scitzo, but I know you have not heard God's voice nor recognized God's voice. For one thing how could you recognize it? How would you know what his voice sounds like in the first place? You see, for all you know you could have a mental problem.

I think the real answer is that you never heard any voice. I honestly feel that people are lying when they say they heard God's voice. I'm not trying to be rude to you, but that's what I believe. The authors of the bible said the same thing. "God spoke to me and told me to write his word."

They weren't scitzos. They were liars.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I can leg press 500 lbs. without crap going in my system...
I used to do it when I worked out...I miss those days...
And yes, my calves are huge...

500 on a leg press is nothing spectacular for someone young. Hell if Pat Robertson were 35 instead of ancient I might believe the 800lbs claim....