Pat Robertson Says God Told Him Storms Will Hit U.S.

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In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.


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Who is this guy ?

 

[Spider-X]

In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.


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Who is this guy ?

have you been living under a rock for the past 2 years?

he's the same guy who said that Katrina happened because of gays and lesbians among other things...

i friggen HATE that guy...and yet he makes me laugh so.

 

[Strange]

I wonder if God will tell him what the powerball numbers will be, then he could stop asking his followers for money.

 

[blind_fury]

When Pat Robertson gets to Heaven, I hope Mother Teresa gives him a swift kick to the balls.

 

[Cyclops]

Dear Pat Robertson,

Please to be removing your foot from your mouth and your head from your anus.

Love,
People Who Aren't Crazy Dickwads Like You

 

[Spider-Bite]

I hate that freak.

 

[Corinthian™]

When Pat Robertson gets to Heaven, I hope Mother Teresa gives him a swift kick to the balls.

up:

and Storms will hit the US....... Oh Are-Ele-****ing-why

 

[DorkyFresh]

omg.....storms will hit the US!!!! that's such a startling prediction!!!


please....global warming is what's causing the bad storms. scientists predicted that kinda stuff long before he did...

 

[Spider-Bite]

It's funny how he didn't tell us about it untill after it happened.

 

[Cyclops]

No, he's predicting that more will happen.

 

[bored]

"Gawud told me that thars to be some storms comin' right soon, ever'one, so repent, gimme money, and let's all go to Vegas, baby!"

 

[Spider-Bite]

No, he's predicting that more will happen.

everybody knows that more will happen. scientists have been saying it for 2 years already. It's the earth's cycle. for about 10 years hurricanes will be very strong.

 

[Cyclops]

Of course, but now he gets to spew his hate-filled faith-based bile all over it with a self-righteous "I told you so!"

 

[blind_fury]

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Notice Robertson says "if I heard the Lord right" so just in case nothing happens he can say he misinterpreted what God said.

 

[Abaddon]

I hope his death involves getting impaled on a cross.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Notice Robertson says "if I heard the Lord right" so just in case nothing happens he can say he misinterpreted what God said.

what's with the "if" anyways? Wouldn't the lord have the ability to communicate efficently since he's so perfect?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

what's with the "if" anyways? Wouldn't the lord have the ability to communicate efficently since he's so perfect?

he uses AOL.

 

[Elijya]

wow, how amazing. God told Pat Robertson something is going to happen this year that happens every year: hurricane season

such a miracle. I'm amazed. I think I'll go convert right now.

 

[Elijya]

Dear Pat Robertson,

Please to be removing your foot from your mouth and your head from your anus.

Love,
People Who Aren't Crazy Dickwads Like You

that about sums it up

 

[blind_fury]

he uses AOL.

God uses alot of acronyms. When God e-mailed Robertson to "remember WWJD", Robertson thought God meant Weather Will be Jinxed in December.

 

[Spider-Bite]

I predict that many poeple will post here at the hype. God told me so.

 

[Spider-Bite]

why didn't the righteous pat robertson warn the people of India? huh?

 

[blind_fury]

There's not enough Christians in Asia so God smited them.

 

[stryfe]

Bring the Chaos.

 

[Orko Is King]

God told me Pat Robertson makes stop motion porno flicks with his Gumby and GI Joe toys.