Pat Robertson Says God Told Him Storms Will Hit U.S.

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  1. Strgts Registered

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    In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
    Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
    Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
    "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
    Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.


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    Who is this guy ?
     
  2. Spider-X Big damn hero

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    have you been living under a rock for the past 2 years?

    he's the same guy who said that Katrina happened because of gays and lesbians among other things...

    i friggen HATE that guy...and yet he makes me laugh so.
     
  3. Strange Registered

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    I wonder if God will tell him what the powerball numbers will be, then he could stop asking his followers for money.
     
  4. blind_fury Registered

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    When Pat Robertson gets to Heaven, I hope Mother Teresa gives him a swift kick to the balls.
     
  5. Cyclops Registered

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    Dear Pat Robertson,

    Please to be removing your foot from your mouth and your head from your anus.

    Love,
    People Who Aren't Crazy Dickwads Like You
     
  6. Spider-Bite Registered

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    I hate that freak.
     
  7. Corinthian™ <insert witty title>

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    :D:up:

    and Storms will hit the US....... Oh Are-Ele-****ing-why
     
  8. DorkyFresh Sum Dum Goy

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    omg.....storms will hit the US!!!! that's such a startling prediction!!!


    please....global warming is what's causing the bad storms. scientists predicted that kinda stuff long before he did...
     
  9. Spider-Bite Registered

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    It's funny how he didn't tell us about it untill after it happened.
     
  10. Cyclops Registered

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    No, he's predicting that more will happen.
     
  11. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    "Gawud told me that thars to be some storms comin' right soon, ever'one, so repent, gimme money, and let's all go to Vegas, baby!"
     
  12. Spider-Bite Registered

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    everybody knows that more will happen. scientists have been saying it for 2 years already. It's the earth's cycle. for about 10 years hurricanes will be very strong.
     
  13. Cyclops Registered

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    Of course, but now he gets to spew his hate-filled faith-based bile all over it with a self-righteous "I told you so!"
     
  14. blind_fury Registered

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    Notice Robertson says "if I heard the Lord right" so just in case nothing happens he can say he misinterpreted what God said. :rolleyes:
     
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    I hope his death involves getting impaled on a cross.
     
  16. Spider-Bite Registered

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    what's with the "if" anyways? Wouldn't the lord have the ability to communicate efficently since he's so perfect?
     
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    he uses AOL.
     
  18. Elijya Registered

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    wow, how amazing. God told Pat Robertson something is going to happen this year that happens every year: hurricane season

    such a miracle. I'm amazed. I think I'll go convert right now.
     
  19. Elijya Registered

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    that about sums it up
     
  20. blind_fury Registered

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    God uses alot of acronyms. When God e-mailed Robertson to "remember WWJD", Robertson thought God meant Weather Will be Jinxed in December.
     
  21. Spider-Bite Registered

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    I predict that many poeple will post here at the hype. God told me so.
     
  22. Spider-Bite Registered

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    why didn't the righteous pat robertson warn the people of India? huh?
     
  23. blind_fury Registered

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    There's not enough Christians in Asia so God smited them. :(
     
  24. stryfe Chaos Bringer

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    Bring the Chaos.
     
  25. Orko Is King Registered

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    God told me Pat Robertson makes stop motion porno flicks with his Gumby and GI Joe toys.
     

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