Penis Captivus

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Can a penis really get stuck in a vagina? According to BBC Health Check, the answer is, unfortunately, yes. Like penile fracture, "penis captivus" (as the condition is known) is one of those things you desperately wish was a myth, but is surprisingly, frighteningly, disconcertingly real.

Dr. John Dean, Clinical Director of Gender and Sexual Medicine for Devon Partnership NHS Trust in southwest England, describes the physiological mechanism by which penis captivus can "certainly happen" in an interview with the BBC:

What... is likely to happen is that when the penis is within the vagina it becomes increasingly engorged. The muscles of the woman's pelvic floor contract rhythmically at orgasm... While those muscles contract, the penis becomes stuck and further engorged within [the vagina] until the muscles relax, blood can flow out... the penis... the penis starts to go down after orgasm and the man can withdraw. And whilst – I think the fascination is with the prospect of a couple struggling to separate themselves for many minutes, what actually happens is that they may find themselves in difficulty disengaging for maybe a few seconds – five seconds, ten seconds, and if you're in that situation that probably seems like an eternity rather than just five or ten seconds. Certainly I have heard this in my own practice, where it happens just for a few seconds.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01nn2v7

I'll be honest, I only posted this so I could have a thread with that title t:

 

[KevanG]

Did it happen in Florida?

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

So the vagina is really a Venus Fly Trap that leads men to their doom.

I would've never guessed it.

 

[charl_huntress]

Sounds like what happens to dogs.

 

[Duran Man]

Talk about a sticky situation.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell..."Penis Captivus!" *waves wand*

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Sounds like what happens to dogs.

Do they panic?

I bet they panic.

 

[MrMaooz]

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell..."Penis Captivus!" *waves wand*

Yep, the spell for the condoms? That's how those filthy little witches and wizards played it safe.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Yep, the spell for the condoms? That's how those filthy little witches and wizards played it safe.

Sounds more like a spell to make the victim's penis disappear and appear in the spellcaster's hand.

For the condoms, they had little witch hats to fit over their "broomsticks".

 

[chamber-music]

Little Shop Of Horrors

 

[charl_huntress]

Do they panic?

I bet they panic.

They can panic. The female may try to dislodge the male, or pull away from him. That will cause some panic. What usually happens though is the female will drag the male around by his... ya know. It doesn't last forever though.

lol...before I knew better I once tried to pull them apart...lol t:

LOLOLOL...I never heard a sound like that from a male dog ever in my life.

 

[Airwings]

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell..."Penis Captivus!" *waves wand*

Lol at that t:
Now I imagine 7th graders at Hogwarts, someone evil from slytherin performing that spell.

Or Hermione, because she knows any spell.

 

[Piper Maru]

Just spray 'em down with a garden hose.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Lol at that t:
Now I imagine 7th graders at Hogwarts, someone evil from slytherin performing that spell.

Or Hermione, because she knows any spell.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

They can panic. The female may try to dislodge the male, or pull away from him. That will cause some panic. What usually happens though is the female will drag the male around by his... ya know. It doesn't last forever though.

lol...before I knew better I once tried to pull them apart...lol t:

LOLOLOL...I never heard a sound like that from a male dog ever in my life.

of course a woman would find that funny.

Poor, doggy.

 

[charl_huntress]

of course a woman would find that funny.

Poor, doggy.

You know what they say? No pain...No gain.