Pick up lines, what are the worst you've spouted or was used to pick you up

[tzarinna]

I haven't heard any that would make me run off with a guy.

I despise being called baby, honey, sweetheart......


"It's my birthday buy me a drink" WTF

"Is there anyone home at your house?"


"That must be a fashion magazine you're reading"

"Are you married, have a boyfriend, do you have any kids?"


These people, use these instantly as opening lines, I'm I expecting too much are is this what picking up people has become?


I think there is an appropiate time and place, and my god certainly a more classier way to go about it.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

I think there is an appropiate time

no

and place

no

Who wants the typical, predictable?

and my god certainly a more classier way to go about it.

yes

 

[kainedamo]

I wonder... am I better than the *******s that use pickup lines or am i worse because I can't get chicks at all?

 

[patrickbateman]

(Picks up an ice cube and slams it on the table)

Well now that ice is broken

(eh i forgot the rest it happpen to one of my friends cant recall what was said after that)

 

[tzarinna]

no



no

Who wants the typical, predictable?



yes

My job is not an appropiate place, or if I'm to be approached at work it could be with a little more tact. I work around a lot of men and I attempt to keep everything professional.

 

[passerby]

Ross- (to Caitlin) Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has?
Caitlin- (wanting more than anything to get the money and leave this horrible, horrible place) Yeah.
Ross- They put that in.
Caitlin- What?!
Ross- The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
Caitlin -(getting more desperate to leave) Well okay!
Ross- A lot of other gas smells…
Ross- Meth-methane smells…
Caitlin- Y'know what umm, actually I, I really, I should go.
Ross -Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!
Caitlin- Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)

Some people just aren't good at talking to girls so they msut resort to stupid pick-up lines.

 

[tzarinna]

(Picks up an ice cube and slams it on the table)

Well now that ice is broken

(eh i forgot the rest it happpen to one of my friends cant recall what was said after that)

That's actually kind of cute.

 

[user123456789]

I despise being called baby, honey, sweetheart......

hey babe

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

My job is not an appropiate place, or if I'm to be approached at work it could be with a little more tact. I work around a lot of men and I attempt to keep everything professional.

Well that's true and that's your business. But I mean as far as things happening in say, the supermarket, it is all a possibility.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Hey did you just fart, because you blew me away.

 

[tzarinna]

hey babe

Ya know I love ya

 

[tzarinna]

Well that's true and that's your business. But I mean as far as things happening in say, the supermarket, it is all a possibility.

There doesn't seem to be a happy medium at work, if I'm nice I get married men chasing me, if I'm a b**** for some reason the lonliest guys chase after me.




I guess it's not so much where( although it happens mostly at work in at the clubs).

I wouldn't mind a guy picking me up at a museum or an art gallery, but my god mind what you say. Oh yes and a look can say so much, too.

 

[patrickbateman]

That's actually kind of cute.

man i keep forgetting r u A dude or a chick?

 

[tzarinna]

man i keep forgetting r u A dude or a chick?

Geez, how do you not know this?!


You'll fighure it

 

[patrickbateman]

Geez, how do you not know this?!


You'll fighure it

((STARES))

 

[user123456789]

^ Lmfao......

 

[tzarinna]

((STARES))

Yeah, uh don't strain yourself.

 

[user123456789]

Yeah, uh don't strain yourself.

unless you're a site for sore eyes

 

[SuperDude]

"So, you wanna make out or what?" - Me

Seriously.

And just so you know, she said yes.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

"So, you wanna make out or what?" - Me

Seriously.

And just so you know, she said yes.

You seriously know how to win a girl round.

 

[AndThePickles]

Most people call me by my nickname on my campus, and I remember this guy last year tried hitting on me by looking me dead in the eyes and said "So, what's your REAL name?". He tried to sound so seductive, it was hilarious.

 

[user123456789]

Most people call me by my nickname on my campus, and I remember this guy last year tried hitting on me by looking me dead in the eyes and said "So, what's your REAL name?". He tried to sound so seductive, it was hilarious.

You and CS attend the same college?

 

[AndThePickles]

You and CS attend the same college?

Yup. He knows the guy who I'm talking about too, we always make fun of the way he tries to hit on women.

 

[tzarinna]

Most people call me by my nickname on my campus, and I remember this guy last year tried hitting on me by looking me dead in the eyes and said "So, what's your REAL name?". He tried to sound so seductive, it was hilarious.

I would laugh my a** off, if you know it's an act and the guy is a total player he deserves to get squashed.


Why can't they act like we're human and not some prize to be won and displayed?

I'll give a guy a chance even if their games is see through and I'll call him on all his BS. Some guys like it,some don't.

 

[user123456789]

Yup. He knows the guy who I'm talking about too, we always make fun of the way he tries to hit on women.

Nice, so you met him at school?

What do ya'll do during holidays? Long distance relationships are a biatch.