Pick Up Lines

[Steel Soldier]

Post your favorite Chick Picker-Upper.

"Hey baby... is it hot in here, or is it just you?"


Not that any of these work for anything more than a glare or a slap, anyway.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

YARGH! I'm a pirate and I think I just found me booty!

 

[CyberFaust]

"Hey baby, wanna see my spaceship?"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

she could easily say no

 

[The Last Meatbag]

"I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies"

 

[The Female Torch]

YARGH! I'm a pirate and I think I just found me booty!

LOL Nice t:

 

[Kaleb]

ok you motion with your finger for a girl to come over to you , then you say ''hey If I can make you ''come'' with one finger , think what I could do with all ten''

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Rape

 

[enterthemadness]

I had one but forgot it.

...


Hey baby, has anyone told you, you look like Rosie O' Donnel? *SLAP*

I'm cold, mind if I rub up against you since you are so hot?

I still can't think of the one I had earlier. I actually forgot it when I started reading the ones in the thread.

 

[terry78]

Face down, ass up, that's the way we're gonna ****.

 

[unstoppable]

Hey is Heaven missin' an angel cause I have an erection

 

[Mr. Credible]

"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies"

fixed.

oh, and i nearly got slapped trying this one in a club on a fat girl and her hot friend:

walk up to the fat (or otherwise unattractive) friend, and ask "hey, do you like to dance?"

the ugly girl gets flattered, and says yes, then you add, "okay, well... would you go dance so i can talk to your cute friend?"

funnily enough, the cute girl was flattered, but the ugly one got pissed, nearly hit me, grabbed the cute one and stormed off. oh well.

 

[Mr. Credible]

ah, and another one that did work at a party for me:

"hey, do you want to get drunk and rape eachother?"

to which the girl replied:

"but... i'm already drunk."

and then it was on like donkey kong.

 

[Neptune]

I wish you were a door so i could bang you all day. Feel free to use that one.

 

[terry78]

Every girl needs an ugly friend to go out with in order to make her look better. And the ugly one always has an attitude.

 

[JStorm]

If I told you that you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

 

[mightiest_mortal]

hmm... my chat up lines seem to mostly be along the lines of..
"Who are you? where the Smurf am i? How much did i drink last night?"

 

[i-n-z-a-n-e]

"did you just fart? 'cause you blow me away"

 

[enterthemadness]

Hey, I smell smoke...and I guess it's from you since you are smokin!

Has anyone told you your hair is like Trumps....except......looks good on you? *SLAP*

 

[enterthemadness]

Hey, I smell smoke...and I guess it's from you since you are smokin!

Has anyone told you your hair is like Trumps....except......looks good on you? *SLAP*

 

[FRUITY]

Has anyone told you your hair is like Trumps....except......looks good on you? *SLAP*

^Slap worthy.

 

[Lemonhead]

"Can I buy you a drink?"

Pathetic.

 

[Kritish]

Have this drink I bought you, and forget the pill disolving in the bottom.

 

[terry78]

"Can I buy you a drink?"

Pathetic.

Does that even work in L.A.? I think the ladies are a bit wise to it by now.

 

[kytrigger]

"Hey, I know I'm not the best looking guy here tonight, but I'm the only one talking to you."


"Be unique, be different. Say yes."

"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"