Planning a coup, how would you do it?

join your countries military

I already did that...
 
Okay, let me spell it out for you: First, become a vigilante, Punisher style, traveling the country and dispensing harsh, bloody justice on the criminals and the corrupt. You should have a partner, probably a psychologically scarred discharged soldier struggling to find inner peace. Then, target a corrupt judge who you have a grudge against, but your partner doesn't think deserves to die, leading him to go off to Japan to find Buddha. Now, you have street cred.

Now, hire an assassin to go kill your former partner, who is studying martial arts and spirituality in some temple in a tucked away corner of Japan. However, make sure he misses and kills your former partner's teacher, causing some relative of the teacher to go and try to search for the murderer. Leave a trail of evidence that won't show your guilt, but will lead him to you in his quest.

Now that you have street cred, and some pawns in place, start up several pyramid scheams to make money. Then, when you have the funds, go to some small, poor working class town in the middle of nowhere that has been royaly screwed over by the government and big buisness, and convince several townspeople to join to in an organization dedicated to the rights of the people, and opposing the system that ****ed you over. Choose a cool name for your group. Maybe based on some badass animal. At this point, you're just a highly Libertarian social club, Start traveling around, getting more members and opening up chapters of the organization all over the country, with that small town as your base of operations. Start picking up especially skilled recruits, like scientists and soldiers and the such, and bring them into your inner circle. By this point, the relative of the guy you had killed will have found you. Convince him that you'll help him find the murderer in exchange for serving as your body guard.

Then, use your money to buy a **** load of guns from some eccentricly dressed foreign arms dealer. Make you you have a sexy second in command who'll have a lot of sex with him, to keep him around. Now you're ready to form a full blown terrorist organization to overthrow the government. Make sure you dress in a really eccentric and over the top manner in order to inspire the troops. Also, have two of your more buisness savvy agents start up a company in order to fund your operation once the pyramid scheam money runs out. And make sure you have members working in positions of power, like the government and big buisness, before you go full on terrorist.

Now, the only downside to this plan is that your former partner will probably be recuited by the government to join an elite anti-terrorism unit designed to bring down your organization, but that's just a small snafu. Besides, now you have his old sparring partner to fight him for you.

Also, one last note: Practice having a high pitched, nasaly voice, and whenever you're forces are defeated, remember to shout retreat often and loudly.
 
No retreat no surrender!!

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Cobblepot said:
While this would not be a smart thing to post on a forum like this, I just wanted to get this into the system. For the laugh of it.

Seriously, I'm fed up with my countries politics, lies, promises, taxes and rules!
I really want to do something about it, I'm not willing to give up yet and flee to a far far away land...

BTW, I'm from Holland.

:csad:
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real men don't need to stage coups

and real men don't come from Holland
 
Not really have you seen his last movie!
 
You'd be surprised, check out Untill Death.
 
Here's what you do: Use the members of the Hype to further your cause. Recruit Blind Fury as the general of your revolution army. Appoint Ice-man as your second-in-command, to be the de-facto leader, should you die. Take this advice, and you're well on your way to overthrowing the Man. :up:

-Morzan
 
I don't know about a coup, man...You guys have awfully pretty flowers. :O
 
WTFimVENOM said:
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First thing you have to do is become communist....

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Then, get some molotov cocktails and some angry ppl and take to the streets!!!
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Eh, not the greatest of ideas, but I f**king LOVE the Communism pic. I would never join one, but if one had a picture like that, I would be severely tempted. :woot:

The Question said:
Okay, let me spell it out for you: First, become a vigilante, Punisher style, traveling the country and dispensing harsh, bloody justice on the criminals and the corrupt. You should have a partner, probably a psychologically scarred discharged soldier struggling to find inner peace. Then, target a corrupt judge who you have a grudge against, but your partner doesn't think deserves to die, leading him to go off to Japan to find Buddha. Now, you have street cred.

Now, hire an assassin to go kill your former partner, who is studying martial arts and spirituality in some temple in a tucked away corner of Japan. However, make sure he misses and kills your former partner's teacher, causing some relative of the teacher to go and try to search for the murderer. Leave a trail of evidence that won't show your guilt, but will lead him to you in his quest.

Now that you have street cred, and some pawns in place, start up several pyramid scheams to make money. Then, when you have the funds, go to some small, poor working class town in the middle of nowhere that has been royaly screwed over by the government and big buisness, and convince several townspeople to join to in an organization dedicated to the rights of the people, and opposing the system that ****ed you over. Choose a cool name for your group. Maybe based on some badass animal. At this point, you're just a highly Libertarian social club, Start traveling around, getting more members and opening up chapters of the organization all over the country, with that small town as your base of operations. Start picking up especially skilled recruits, like scientists and soldiers and the such, and bring them into your inner circle. By this point, the relative of the guy you had killed will have found you. Convince him that you'll help him find the murderer in exchange for serving as your body guard.

Then, use your money to buy a **** load of guns from some eccentricly dressed foreign arms dealer. Make you you have a sexy second in command who'll have a lot of sex with him, to keep him around. Now you're ready to form a full blown terrorist organization to overthrow the government. Make sure you dress in a really eccentric and over the top manner in order to inspire the troops. Also, have two of your more buisness savvy agents start up a company in order to fund your operation once the pyramid scheam money runs out. And make sure you have members working in positions of power, like the government and big buisness, before you go full on terrorist.

Now, the only downside to this plan is that your former partner will probably be recuited by the government to join an elite anti-terrorism unit designed to bring down your organization, but that's just a small snafu. Besides, now you have his old sparring partner to fight him for you.

Also, one last note: Practice having a high pitched, nasaly voice, and whenever you're forces are defeated, remember to shout retreat often and loudly.
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...Jesus Christ, man. You've thought this out. :wow:
 
Fred_Fury said:
join your countries military, beome a very high ranking officer/nco, gain the loyalty of the officers and high ranking NCO's in your unit, then cut off the head of the snake and establish a military junta. Thats what Pinochet did.
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i thought this said Pinocchio at first
 
The Question said:
Okay, let me spell it out for you: First, become a vigilante, Punisher style, traveling the country and dispensing harsh, bloody justice on the criminals and the corrupt. You should have a partner, probably a psychologically scarred discharged soldier struggling to find inner peace. Then, target a corrupt judge who you have a grudge against, but your partner doesn't think deserves to die, leading him to go off to Japan to find Buddha. Now, you have street cred.

Now, hire an assassin to go kill your former partner, who is studying martial arts and spirituality in some temple in a tucked away corner of Japan. However, make sure he misses and kills your former partner's teacher, causing some relative of the teacher to go and try to search for the murderer. Leave a trail of evidence that won't show your guilt, but will lead him to you in his quest.

Now that you have street cred, and some pawns in place, start up several pyramid scheams to make money. Then, when you have the funds, go to some small, poor working class town in the middle of nowhere that has been royaly screwed over by the government and big buisness, and convince several townspeople to join to in an organization dedicated to the rights of the people, and opposing the system that ****ed you over. Choose a cool name for your group. Maybe based on some badass animal. At this point, you're just a highly Libertarian social club, Start traveling around, getting more members and opening up chapters of the organization all over the country, with that small town as your base of operations. Start picking up especially skilled recruits, like scientists and soldiers and the such, and bring them into your inner circle. By this point, the relative of the guy you had killed will have found you. Convince him that you'll help him find the murderer in exchange for serving as your body guard.

Then, use your money to buy a **** load of guns from some eccentricly dressed foreign arms dealer. Make you you have a sexy second in command who'll have a lot of sex with him, to keep him around. Now you're ready to form a full blown terrorist organization to overthrow the government. Make sure you dress in a really eccentric and over the top manner in order to inspire the troops. Also, have two of your more buisness savvy agents start up a company in order to fund your operation once the pyramid scheam money runs out. And make sure you have members working in positions of power, like the government and big buisness, before you go full on terrorist.

Now, the only downside to this plan is that your former partner will probably be recuited by the government to join an elite anti-terrorism unit designed to bring down your organization, but that's just a small snafu. Besides, now you have his old sparring partner to fight him for you.

Also, one last note: Practice having a high pitched, nasaly voice, and whenever you're forces are defeated, remember to shout retreat often and loudly.
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You're so effing amazing. *tear* That was beautiful.
 
Get together as many explosives, guns, etc together that you can, get a group of at least around 10, plus you're gonna need a way to... discipline whoever opposes you. I would suggest taking control of a military installation with a large arsenal, plus maybe access to national missile silos first.

Good luck :)

-- FunBob
 
Get the Britiish government on your side or else you may warrant enough attention to get 007 assigned to clean you up. See if you can get ahold of Lex Luthor and get some awesome weaponry in exchange for future military contracts. It should be noted that he will at some point double cross you, so turn him over to Superman and you'll have the Justice League on your side, nobody messes with the Justice League. However Lex Luthor will probably get away and kill you for betraying him.
 
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