Comics PMS hits Mutant Women hard

[Valechan]

Have you all noticed that when a mutant woman goes berserk her powers augment greatly? Storm, Scarlet Witch, Polaris, Phoenix... whenever one of these women have "crossed over to the dark side" her powers grew almost out of their control. Why is this? PMS? What makes their powers go haywire when they turn "evil"? And how come evil mutant women, though with great potential, never achieve such levels?

 

[masterj]

Such a misleading title. I thought we were gunna talke about puberty and make period jokes. Darn.

 

[arachnid-guy]

Such a misleading title. I thought we were gunna talke about puberty and make period jokes. Darn.

We still can!

 

[masterj]

*searches interent for period jokes*

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

what the hell...

-sighs-

This reminds me of a scene from Nip tuck when some guy blurts out "What? Are you on your period?" to Ava. lol ... um. yeah. now as for Jean... she's wearing red... lol okay. -shuts up-

 

[Valechan]

And Wanda is fully clad in red...

 

[masterj]

Jean would never need a tampon. Telekinesis has some added perks.

 

[Majik1387]

Have you all noticed that when a mutant woman goes berserk her powers augment greatly? Storm, Scarlet Witch, Polaris, Phoenix... whenever one of these women have "crossed over to the dark side" her powers grew almost out of their control. Why is this? PMS? What makes their powers go haywire when they turn "evil"? And how come evil mutant women, though with great potential, never achieve such levels?

I don't think so, at least not all the time but anyway.

Well the way I see it, when people turn "evil" they don't put limits on themselves because they don't care, while the "good" people have limits like minimal casualties and destruction and things like that.

Because they're either usually stopped, died, or turned good.

 

[Exploding Boy]

Wanda could hex her male enemies into having periods

 

[Valechan]

That would be the ultimate revenge

 

[masterj]

Just realised what would happen to Evanegline Whedon. Is she like a dragon for a whole week?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

question...say Jean isn't ready to get pregnant...is it possible she could control the flow of...say Scott's sperm from reaching to her...ovaries with her telekinesis? Just wondering. ... Curious actually. Her powers are so...wow...she's incredible.

 

[ico]

Jean would never need a tampon. Telekinesis has some added perks.

Ewww. Would she like, suck it out of herself?

 

[Exploding Boy]

question...say Jean isn't ready to get pregnant...is it possible she could control the flow of...say Scott's sperm from flowing to her...ovaries with her telekinesis? Just wondering. ... Curious actually. Her powers are so...wow...she's incredible.

She could do that. Or just use a telekinetic condom

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

really...wow. then shes one of a kind and must enjoy really hot sex... well yeah she's Ms Marvel.

 

[Exploding Boy]

really...wow. then shes one of a kind and must enjoy really hot sex... well yeah she's Ms Marvel.

She's actully Marvel Girl, Ms. Marvel is an entirely different character

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

well I mean Marvel Girl... sorry... sometimes i get those mixed up...

okay. Marvel girl sounds more hotter than ms marvel. hehe.

 

[Harlekin]

The same happens to good-guys-turned-bad.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

She could do that. Or just use a telekinetic condom

I wonder how that feels...a telekinetic condom..

 

[Cyclops]

Just realised what would happen to Evanegline Whedon. Is she like a dragon for a whole week?

What the crap is an Evanegline Whedon?

 

[masterj]

What the crap is an Evanegline Whedon?

She's a mutant lawyer. Her power is that when she comes in contact with blood she transforms into a dragon. I also wondered what happened at her 'time of the month'.

 

[javon]

Thats the dumbest power to ever come to Marvel. We all know what will hapen to the universe if Phoenix got angry. So I doubt anyone would even think about getting her angry. Well the same with every other person you listed. Oh yeah, and how can Scarlet change reality?

 

[triplefive]

She's a mutant lawyer. Her power is that when she comes in contact with blood she transforms into a dragon. I also wondered what happened at her 'time of the month'.

Hmmm... I'm thinking that if it happened when she contacted her own blood, she'd be a dragon all the time... when are we not in contact with our blood?

 

[Cyclops]

She's a mutant lawyer. Her power is that when she comes in contact with blood she transforms into a dragon. I also wondered what happened at her 'time of the month'.

That's um.... bizarre. What book does she come from?

 

[masterj]

Uncanny X-men. She's in the same arch as the one where they introduce Jefferey Garrat and Bogan.