Poll; Who's got the most twisted lovelife?

[LadyMoira]

My apologies if this has already been done but since I enjoyed the poll on who was the most promiscuous I thought we might open the floor for which character has been the most perverse? Now when it comes to villains the Purple Man would win hands down but what about the heroes or anti-heroes of the series? Personally I think Matt Murdock should get the award for his affair with Typhoid Mary alone but hey you could make arguments for Wolvie or for that matter about Scott ever since he and Emma began their mind games. What do all you think?

 

[Darthphere]

Id probably say Matt since he has the kyle Rayner effect. His penis kills everything it touches.

 

[LadyMoira]

Well to be perfectly fair to Matt, so far as I know none of his girlfriends living or dead actually wound up in refrigerators thus coining that famous website...Of course I don't think Kyle ever used sex as part of his scheme to neutralize his nemesis long enough to have her involuntarily committed so it's a tough draw.

 

[GNR]

Yea,Matt for sure

 

[GNR]

the guy never catches a break

 

[Varient]

I would've said wolverine.
followed by DD,
Then Stark,
Then Hercules,
Then Hawkeye,... now that guy couldn't catch a break,... used by the black widow,.. wife killed, most recent gf lobotomized,.... geeez.

 

[LadyMoira]

Which girlfriend of Hawkeye's got the lobotomy treatment?

 

[Citizen_Kaine]

Which girlfriend of Hawkeye's got the lobotomy treatment?

Moonstone

 

[Anubis]

Monsinor Mallah and the Brain.

 

[Darthphere]

Monsinor Mallah and the Brain.

Their love is twisted, not their love life.

 

[Anubis]

I guess I didn't understand the question.

 

[Darthphere]

No, im just being a semantic ass.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Id probably say Matt since he has the kyle Rayner effect. His penis kills everything it touches.

At least some of Daredevil's former loves still live: Black Widow, Mila Donovan, Typhoid Mary, and Echo. The ones that died, Karen Page, Elektra, Glorianna O'Breen, and Heather Glenn.

Matt has a 50% death rate with people who touch his wang.

Kyle Rayner has dealt with the deaths of his girlfriends: Troia, Jade, and Alex DeWitt plus a one-night stander: Dara.

Kyle has a 125% death rate with people who touch his wang.

If I were a chick, I think I'd rather take my chances with Daredevil than Kyle Rayner.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Monsinor Mallah and the Brain.

I usually don't correct spelling, but it's Monseiur.


Apologies, it's just my native language and such. *Sulks.*

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

At least some of Daredevil's former loves still live: Black Widow, Mila Donovan, Typhoid Mary, and Echo. The ones that died, Karen Page, Elektra, Glorianna O'Breen, and Heather Glenn.

Matt has a 50% death rate with people who touch his wang.

Kyle Rayner has dealt with the deaths of his girlfriends: Troia, Jade, and Alex DeWitt plus a one-night stander: Dara.

Kyle has a 125% death rate with people who touch his wang.

If I were a chick, I think I'd rather take my chances with Daredevil than Kyle Rayner.

To be fair, they deserved death. Troia's a ****, Jade's a **** (far beyond the rest), Dara's a ****, and anybody with the last name DeWitt obviously deserves it.

 

[La The Darkman]

I think Matt has the most twisted lovelife in Marvel....I think ole Scott Summers deserves a nod too, seeing as how he has a pattern of dating Psychic women who are out to kill him.

 

[hippie_hunter]

To be fair, they deserved death. Troia's a ****, Jade's a **** (far beyond the rest), Dara's a ****, and anybody with the last name DeWitt obviously deserves it.

Even in death Jade can't catch a break

Troia has been with Kyle, Arsenal, and two husbands (one of which she did love and the other she was brainwashed into marrying). It's not like she goes off sleeping with other men she isn't in a relationship with like Arsenal or the Huntress.

 

[LadyMoira]

And being the good feminist that I am, I point out that nobody suggests Tony Stark or Starfox deserve to die because they are the biggest boy ****s in Marvel history. Though they sometimes garner death threats for other reasons not related to this thread.

 

[hippie_hunter]

And being the good feminist that I am, I point out that nobody suggests Tony Stark or Starfox deserve to die because they are the biggest boy ****s in Marvel history. Though they sometimes garner death threats for other reasons not related to this thread.

Tony Stark is a man ****e. He just sleeps with everyone possible but the women he ends up with usually don't end up dead or worse. Same goes for the rapist Starfox. ****tiness does not equate twisted. Daredevil and Kyle Rayner are the ones with the twisted love lives.

 

[Ben Urich]

Matt because no one really gives a **** about Kyle Rayner anyway.

 

[LadyMoira]

Well I would have said Matt because this is the Marvel comics section and not DC...but still point taken.

 

[Zeu]

the rapist Starfox.

I didn´t know he raped anyone (or even needed to since women just naturally fall into his arms).

When did that happen?

 

[LadyMoira]

[ Today 05:17 PM

They implied in She-Hulk #8 that he uses his gifts of mind-control to get women into bed...of course She-Hulk pounded the hell out of him before he could give us his side of the story so perhaps he really doesn't use his gift consciously or something...though it's still kinda pervy now that I think about it; still no one dies and there's none of those psychotic mindgames that Daredevil and Typhoid Mary shared.

Tony Stark is a man ****e. He just sleeps with everyone possible but the women he ends up with usually don't end up dead or worse.

True, and I never proposed him or Starfox as candidates; I was just refuting Mistress Gluon's suggestion that Rayner's "****ty" girlfriends were better off dead. Comic book women being "punished" for promiscuity is one of my pet peeves.

 

[Anubis]

I usually don't correct spelling, but it's Monseiur.


Apologies, it's just my native language and such. *Sulks.*

It's good that you corrected me, because I had no idea how to spell it and i'm too lazy to use spellcheck.

 

[LadyMoira]

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