Pope Attacked At Christmas Eve Mass

This looks like a job for the Popemobile!

Some news outlets are reporting that she said she was just trying to hug/touch him ...you know, like those freaks at the Twilight signings try to do with Effeminate Looking Male #1.
 
This looks like a job for the Popemobile!

Some news outlets are reporting that she said she was just trying to hug/touch him ...you know, like those freaks at the Twilight signings try to do with Effeminate Looking Male #1.


You've witnessed something that horrible? :huh:
 
I've only read reports, but I'm scarred nonetheless.
 
^^who wouldn't be, they are everywhere. Always wanting to molest the lifesize cardboard cut outs of Edward in FYE when I walk in there.


As for the Pope, he needs some heavier security himself.
 
its not like she tried to shot him.

No but, if she could have gone that far, what's to say she didn't have a knife with her? She got him on the ground. Could have stabbed him.

Guard 1: "It's not like she tried to shot him".
Guard 2: "Dude, he got stabbed in the head, he's dead".
Guard 1: "Well, it's not like she tried to shot him".
 
Geez, gatecrashers at the White House, random hoodie chicks running up on the pope....are they just hiring ******s for security these days?
 
Geez, gatecrashers at the White House, random hoodie chicks running up on the pope....are they just hiring ******s for security these days?

Apparently...

Someone needs to set an example. You want to break the rules to get close to a celebrity? Well I hope you're ready to DIE!!! No one will pull that crap once the red carpet premiere of Twilight runs red with a teenagers blood. :o
 
Keep it polite guys. No religion bashing. Dont make us hand out infractions on Christmas.
 
I am so sick of hearing this on the news... :dry: Every three or four minutes they're repeating the story...
 
Thing is... the Pope publicly doesn't want security. He's a martyr. He doesn't want bulletproof glass, security guards. He want's to be as close as possible to "his people". Which also means the crazies.
 
Why am I surprised that posts disappeared?
 
WTF?! What happened to my post?!
I'm catholic! I wasn't bashing my own religion. Making fun of, yes, but not bashing.
 
did my post seriously get deleted?

then again, hasn't been the first time...
 
I heard about this. You know his hat never fell off.
 
Wow, really? My post counted as "religion-bashing"?

It was a joke about what the previous pope had said about surviving the assassination attempt. A joke about a man's personal opinion.

Honestly - are we this uptight?
 
We need more Kevin Costners in the world, this would've never happened under his watch.
 
I can almost understand my joke about the pope's resemblance to Emperor Palpatine being deleted, but deleting my "Thor challenged Jesus to a keg stand" joke is taking things too far. I didn't even bash anyone. I made reference to Jesus going wild at a Christmas party.
 
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My post that was deleted was critical of the Pope, but not critical of the Catholic faith in general.

What's odd is that over on the celebrity forum, people are saying bad things about Pentecostal minister Oral Roberts, and there seems to be no censorship. It seems that whether or not criticism is allowed depends on your denomination.
 

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