Popstar

[Radiant Dawn]

I happened upon this video a couple days ago and really liked it. I decided to post it here to see if you guys like it. Hopefully this won't become a mess.

Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/371473

Lyrics (Because it's hard to understand in some places):
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica] So you wanna be a popstar
Do you have what you will need
A set of big bazookas and an ass no one can see
No voice required
No brains nor style,
If you are smart, stardom may take a while...

You're a doll.
A puppet with strings.
If they say 'fly' you better get yourself some wings.
Literally.
Do you even know what literally means?
(of course you don't)
You're a pop star to be - a pop star to be...
SO you wanna become famous?
Put your face on TV?
Well first you have to pay a writer,
Then learn how to groove - hang on -
Don't groove, Just stick your ass out and move
(hopefully to the beat)
And then smile that perfect smile -
Made by computers.

You are now a popstar
No effort involved!
Fireworks! Stage Performers!
And now behold your fans
People just like you
Sucked in by your boobs ...
Oh how cool!
You're a Popstar...
You're a Popstar...[/FONT]

 

[Warhammer]

I'm a popstar.

 

[Radiant Dawn]

I'm a popstar.

Sure you are. And I'm a fairy princess.

 

[Drakon]

Better you than me.