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this is pretty damn funny...

http://www.comcast.net/news/nationa...=/2007/02/21/592390.html&cvqh=itn_pornscreams

Porn DVD Screams Prompt Sword 'Rescue'

By Associated Press

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. - A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.
"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."
According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.
"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"
The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.
The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.
Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.
Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.
"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.
"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.
Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.
Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

I dont know who should feel more embarrassed? :D
 
the moral of the story is that when you watch your porn too loudly someone is going to get busted with their sword in their hand....









what? ;)
 
Too bad he didn't run people through first and ask questions later.

Oooh even better if he spoke in Ole English.

Villan, where is the lady!?!
 
Luckily this didn't happen to me.. I would have been caught jacking it
 
yeah, this is Morg territory......reminds me of monty python and the holy grael. but this probably has more nudity though. :D
 
Too bad he didn't run people through first and ask questions later.

Oooh even better if he spoke in Ole English.

Villan, where is the lady!?!

LOL!:woot: The imagery was priceless.
 
I really do think the guy did the right thing, though. Sure, he could've called the police, but he's human. I remember once a nervous father-to-be was thumbing through the phonebook, looking for "Ambulance", as his wife went into labor.
He shouldn't be charged.
 
My brain just could not process those five words as being a coherent sentence.
 
I really do think the guy did the right thing, though. Sure, he could've called the police, but he's human. I remember once a nervous father-to-be was thumbing through the phonebook, looking for "Ambulance", as his wife went into labor.
He shouldn't be charged.

I think he shouldve knocked first or called the cops. In the end it doesnt matter what he thought was going on, he broke into the guy's house and put a sword in his face, he's going to get charged with something.
 
Damn walls in apartments are too thin. You can hear your neighbors doing it and everything. And when they're ugly, that just makes it worse. I'm getting a townhouse in the summer, that's that.
 
Aw, as silly as it seems that the guy charged in with a SWORD, I don't think he should get in trouble for it. What if someone really had been getting raped? He was just trying to help :csad:
 

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