Pornhub to provide audio descriptions for visually impaired patrons

[terry78]

http://www.cnet.com/news/pornhub-no...lt-films/?ftag=COS-05-10-aa0a&linkId=25596462




Pornhub, always thinking of others. Though ironically they may have been the reason they become visually impaired in the first place. *rimshot*

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Pornhub is doing God's work here.

 

[KevanG]

They need to get Morgan Freeman to do the descriptions.

"And now she's kissing the other girl and... Oh my."

 

[Warhammer]

They need to get Morgan Freeman to do the descriptions.

"And now she's kissing the other girl and... Oh my."

 

[Golgo-13]

One of the best sites on the internet. God bless their hearts.

 

[Pink Ranger]

They need to get Morgan Freeman to do the descriptions.

"And now she's kissing the other girl and... Oh my."

Mix it up a bit. Get some other voiceover actors in there:

Christopher Walken
"So ... what we got ... here ... is this .... guy .... who's delivering a ... pizza. That's ... crazy ..."

Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellan
"Shall I commence narrating our ribald little tale, Ian? Or shall you do the honour?"
"Oh, by all means Patrick. Lead on."
"Very well then. Ahem. Our story begins in a small American suburb. Our erstwhile protagonist Chelsea returns home from cheerleading practice, and is now tasked with babysitting her twin sister Chloe."
"Babysitting?! A twin sister?! Really, Patrick, that whole idea seems a bit daft to me."
"Not so, old friend. In fact, I remember one season at the Old Vic, I had the privilege of workshopping our newest production of the Scottish play, with none other than Lynne and Vanessa Redgrave. Now, one evening, we ..."
"Oh god, Patrick, please don't finish that anecdote. I can barely look you in the eye as is."

Barack Obama
"Sooooo let me be clear. On one hand, we've got Ramon and Julio. The pool boys. Hardworking immigrants with a small business. An American success story. Then we've got Melissa. Frustrated hot housewife. Never ... even ... thought, she'd be in a threesome. But then it happens. We can bring people together. We bring Americans together. Yes we can!"

 

[Greens]

One of the best sites on the internet. God bless their hearts.

They do a lot of charity stuff. They're legitimately good people.

 

[Pink Ranger]

They do a lot of charity stuff. They're legitimately good people.

They give till it hurts.

 

[Chesterfield]

All I saw was pornhub in the title and instinctively clicked on the thread...disappointed.

 

[terry78]

All I saw was pornhub in the title and instinctively clicked on the thread...disappointed.

You inhuman monster.

 

[Six]

Mix it up a bit. Get some other voiceover actors in there:

Christopher Walken
"So ... what we got ... here ... is this .... guy .... who's delivering a ... pizza. That's ... crazy ..."

Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellan
"Shall I commence narrating our ribald little tale, Ian? Or shall you do the honour?"
"Oh, by all means Patrick. Lead on."
"Very well then. Ahem. Our story begins in a small American suburb. Our erstwhile protagonist Chelsea returns home from cheerleading practice, and is now tasked with babysitting her twin sister Chloe."
"Babysitting?! A twin sister?! Really, Patrick, that whole idea seems a bit daft to me."
"Not so, old friend. In fact, I remember one season at the Old Vic, I had the privilege of workshopping our newest production of the Scottish play, with none other than Lynne and Vanessa Redgrave. Now, one evening, we ..."
"Oh god, Patrick, please don't finish that anecdote. I can barely look you in the eye as is."

Barack Obama
"Sooooo let me be clear. On one hand, we've got Ramon and Julio. The pool boys. Hardworking immigrants with a small business. An American success story. Then we've got Melissa. Frustrated hot housewife. Never ... even ... thought, she'd be in a threesome. But then it happens. We can bring people together. We bring Americans together. Yes we can!"

Nah, I think Scarlett Johansson should do it.

 

[Chesterfield]

Edit

 

[Pink Ranger]

Nah, I think Scarlett Johansson should do it.

It would be the first time someone fell asleep in the setup act of a porn movie.

 

[Golgo-13]

They do a lot of charity stuff. They're legitimately good people.

Well, they sure as hell offer me alot of stress relief.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Dope.

Now I can listen to this while doing laundry.

 

[Donner]

When visually impaired people discover PornHub:

 

[SpideyInATree]

I was listening to Howard Stern's show and he was playing clips of some of the examples. It was the least sounding sexual thing I have ever heard. However, I suppose if you were blind and truly desperate for something it would probably get the job done. I wonder how clean up goes for a blind person.... Hmmm.

 

[Lencho01]

What a time to be alive.

 

[Galactus10]

I was listening to Howard Stern's show and he was playing clips of some of the examples. It was the least sounding sexual thing I have ever heard. However, I suppose if you were blind and truly desperate for something it would probably get the job done. I wonder how clean up goes for a blind person.... Hmmm.

Dudes going to dinner with family looking like they just got finished arts and crafts with Elmers glue

 

[Sundancer]

They need to get Morgan Freeman to do the descriptions.

"And now she's kissing the other girl and... Oh my."

George Takei's line.