I texted my good friend Anna because I'm a moron and had to do this....
Me: Hey, how are you?
Her: Hey, hun, Im good. Whats up?
Me: Well nothing much. You got a minute?
Her: Yes.
Me: Well, I've been feeling sick lately.
Her: Why?
Me: I don't know. I've just always felt tired.
Her: ok.
Me: So last week I went 2 the doctor.
Her: OMG. R U ok? Wut happend?
Me: He took a few tests. And the results came in today.
Her: Wut kind of tests? Please, are u ok?
Me:I went in and he told me the news.
Her: ChrisT! Wut happend? Are U ok?
Me: I can't believe it, Anna.
*She tries to call me. I reject the call*
Me: Please. it's easier for me this way.
Her: Jesus, tell me! OMG ur seriously making me cry.
Me: His office was cold. And I was very nervous.
Her: OMG I understand. Please, are you ok?
Me: He sat down and looked over some paper work.
Her: yes...
Me: he looked me dead in the eyes....
Me: And said....
*I don't text her to see if she responds*
Her: Are you ok? please, I'm shaking.
Me:He said.....
Me: I need 3 CCs of Tap That.
Her: What?
Me: I gotta tap that.
Her: Wait. What?
Me: I gotta tap that, girl.
Her: What the hell r u talking about?
Me: The tapping of the that which is you.
Her: So are you still sick?
Me: Not if I tap that in time.
Her: Are you ****ing with me?
Me: I want to be. I want to tap that.
Her: OMG ur an *******.
Me: I want to tap till night. open tap. Tappity tap tap from tap town.
*I get no response and I lose a friend*
So worth it.
thank you!
remind me of how popular I am around the Hype
