Post here to have a poem written about you... NOW!!

[Morg]

Ok Killa Pooh Bear, I'll bite. Do a poem of me

 

[dmcnx]

Try and find a word that rhymes with dmcnx...

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Shyair
*sits back in his web and glances at the Bear of Pooh.*

Make my name your reason of Rhyme , oh snuggly wuggaly one.

Shyair, you promised Tuki;
A pic of your dick;
Yet you never posted it;
Was the whole thing a trick?

You brag, and you brag;
"Oh I'm so well hung";
But I sense big LIES;
'Cuz the proof ain't come;

Now Tuki has left;
'Cuz you posted no pic;
I think you were "stretching"
truths of your "magic stick"

If you don't PM one soon;
Then "you're a LIAR"... I'll say
And if you dare send one to me;
Then I'll tell ev'ryone you are gay!

Either way, you lose!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by guitarsingerguy
Go for it.

I don't like your name, so I'm naming you "Bill";
I'm writing this rhyme, 'cuz I have time to kill;

Hey Bill, you ever seen the movie "Kill Bill";
It has your name in it, 'cuz your name is "Bill"

How do you feel, about the Dollar Bill?
Do you feel it's about you... it says the word "Bill?"

This is my worse poem yet, I didn't even try;
I shoulda used your name; "guitarsingerguy"!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Ryoko
hahahahah go ahead shyte all rhymes with 'Ryoko'

Ryoko's not a name;
In which I can rhyme;
So I'll throw compliments atchya;
To pass this here time;

You're a sweetheart at heart;
And that's not just a line;
And to make things better,
You're cute and you're fine;

But that damned Orlando Bloom;
Is caught up in your eyes!
And I know how his lovelife;
Turns your dreams into "cries"...

So forget about him;
And come think about me;
Or I'll kill Orlando Bloom;
And his whole family!

 

[omegafro2000]

THIS MAN NEEDS A RECORD LABEL!!!

HILLARIOUS

 

[guy-spidey]

Let's hear it.

 

[kritic]

Looks like they became rap.

Go for it.

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Morg
Ok Killa Pooh Bear, I'll bite. Do a poem of me

Morg ain't a name;
It's a freezer for the dead;
And your avy is a pic;
Of Cuthbert's chopped off head!

You're freaking me out;
Get the bad place from by me...
What's your obsession with death;
And androgeny?

I assumed the last part;
because you are sick like that!
Next thing, I'll find you;
eating the insides of a cat!

You're a sick man Morg;
You should be locked up today;
And you shouldn't come out;
Until your body's decayed!

Of course most of all this;
Was ex-aggeration;
And I don't really think;
you're an insane mental-patient!

But if you wink like that;
one more time at me;
I'll kick yer ash good,
And drop your body in the sea!

 

[Soundwave]

the man has talent
as we all can see
so now i want you
to write one for me

if you insult me i won't cry
i'm as tough as they come
but if you talk about my mama
i'm gonna drop a bomb

So go ahead Killa
break me off a verse
i don't care how sick it may be
I won't even care if you curse

just be careful
of what you say about Soundwave
cause I'll SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!-slap yo ash
and then maybe you'll behave.

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by dmcnx
Try and find a word that rhymes with dmcnx...

D... M... CNX
What the bloody bad place am I supposed to say next?

 

[Poeman]

a poem for me please

 

[Elijya]

try me!

 

[E. Bison]

Our master Bison is still recovering in the infurmery as we speak. It is of good nature to write him a poem for encouragement.

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Soundwave
the man has talent
as we all can see
so now i want you
to write one for me

if you insult me i won't cry
i'm as tough as they come
but if you talk about my mama
i'm gonna drop a bomb

So go ahead Killa
break me off a verse
i don't care how sick it may be
I won't even care if you curse

just be careful
of what you say about Soundwave
cause I'll SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!SHH!-slap yo ash
and then maybe you'll behave.

'Dis cat walks in my thread
spittin' verses like he hawtt;
We switchin' from poems to rap?
Scrapin' this freestyle "pop"?

Okay, well here we go;
in honor of you;
I'll talk aboutchya family;
(Yep, I'll talk aboutchya ya mama too...)

From ya uncle to ya cousin;
Ya whole fam is gay!
And ya mom was the only one
to turn ya dad that way

Ya take lessons from ya dog;
'cuz you "doggystyle" for play;
And ya got the nerve to sit
around the table and pray...?

Who da bad place listenin' to you?
'cuz whatchya doing is sick...
Ya tell ya brother "bend over";
So you can play "fetch" the "stick"

But with this one verse
I've disgraced my whole thread;
No point in responding;
'cuz yer lyrically DEAD!



That was kinda harsh... my apologies to the Soundwave family!

 

[Bathrat]

wow, you would actually write a poem for each person who posts here?

that's very generous of you.

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by guy-spidey
Let's hear it.

*Based on your avatar... since I don't know you well...*

guy-spidey? Close ya mouth;
Whatchya askin' for?
You keep it open like that;
They'll think you're a male smoree!

Or kritic will look atchyu
like a toilet seat
So for the sake of cleanness;
Put shoes on your feet!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by kritic
Looks like they became rap.

Go for it.

I know... I don't know how that happened!

Anyway... here:

The worse "critic" to critique;
'cuz his judgement is ****;
But I ain't callin' you ****;
well, maybe... just a bit

You scream anger and abuse;
Just like a small dick would
And no "wood" for the small dick;
But you wish that you could...

You "viagra-poppin'" boy,
Bloody Mary just "owned" ya;
Ya best comeback is "die"
And that's the one Fuzz told ya.

It's sad that when you turn 18;
You'll regret the first 20 years of ya life;
So in the words of, well, you;
"DIE!"... end the strife...



These are starting to suck!

PS - Malice changed the * to SHH! now, so I had to improvise...

 

[Soundwave]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
'Dis cat walks in my thread
spittin' verses like he hawtt;
We switchin' from poems to rap?
Scrapin' this freestyle "pop"?

Okay, well here we go;
in honor of you;
I'll talk aboutchya family;
(Yep, I'll talk aboutchya ya mama too...)

From ya uncle to ya cousin;
Ya whole fam is gay!
And ya mom was the only one
to turn ya dad that way

Ya take lessons from ya dog;
'cuz you "doggystyle" for play;
And ya got the nerve to sit
around the table and pray...?

Who da bad place listenin' to you?
'cuz whatchya doing is sick...
Ya tell ya brother "bend over";
So you can play "fetch" the "stick"

But with this one verse
I've disgraced my whole thread;
No point in responding;
'cuz yer lyrically DEAD!



That was kinda harsh... my apologies to the Soundwave family!

ain't mad at ya playa.

 

[kritic]

I registered before Fuzz, stupid.

 

[Kipobe]

She still told you that!

 

[Morg]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Morg ain't a name;
It's a freezer for the dead;
And your avy is a pic;
Of Cuthbert's chopped off head!

You're freaking me out;
Get the bad place from by me...
What's your obsession with death;
And androgeny?

I assumed the last part;
because you are sick like that!
Next thing, I'll find you;
eating the insides of a cat!

You're a sick man Morg;
You should be locked up today;
And you shouldn't come out;
Until your body's decayed!

Of course most of all this;
Was ex-aggeration;
And I don't really think;
you're an insane mental-patient!

But if you wink like that;
one more time at me;
I'll kick yer ash good,
And drop your body in the sea!

*bemused* first verse pretty much correct, my old job was working with the dead

 

[reggiebar]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
You Knickerbocker fan;
I should kick yer ash;
But your team's had that;
So I'll let you pass;

Besides all that;
You lived in Cali too;
So as far as I'm concerned;
That makes you cool!

You were in NY as well?
Hhhmmm... so was I...
And now you're in Georgia...
...And here am I...

*The twylight zone music;
Starts to play in the back;*
Am I going crazy?
Am I high off of crack?

The coincidences are many;
Too much to ignore;
I'm getting a theory;
But there might be a flaw;

My theory is none other than;
That I am you;
But if this is true;
Who's been posting for "you"?

Dig.....that was quite enjoyable!

 

[Brodie Bruce]

I'll tkae one

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Bloody Mary
kritic is a bitch.

fin.

From Toven to Madi, from Madi to Wini;
From Wini to Bloody, You've been so damn many

You make Malice itch, much more than his herpes;
And yet you remain absolutely chirpy!